Mel Gibson knocked up his mistress

May 18th, 2009 // 52 Comments

That was fast. Mel Gibson has demonstrated the effectiveness of natural family planning by already impregnating his mistress Oksana Grigorieva, according to TMZ:

Our sources say Gibson has already told his estranged wife, Robyn, and their children about the news. We’re told Oksana is in her second trimester.
Robyn filed for divorce on April 13.

Mel earned the disdain of Hollywood by bringing Oksana to the premiere of X-Men Origins: Wolverine earlier in the month, and after seeing the movie this weekend, I get why he did it. Unfortunately, that doesn’t change the fact that the stairs would’ve been the more humane option, but honestly, who could’ve known?

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Comments (52)

  1. dolores bookoo | May 18, 2009 at 3:57 pm

    bah

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  2. Famous Plastic | May 18, 2009 at 3:59 pm

    Who in gods name would want to have sex with Mel Gibson?!?

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  3. Famous Plastic | May 18, 2009 at 3:59 pm

    Who in gods name would want to have sex with Mel Gibson?!?

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  4. Mel has a wrinkly stick | May 18, 2009 at 4:01 pm

    Mel has a wrinkly stick, she looks like she could be his child.

    Yuck, those gross wrinkles

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  5. Jesse | May 18, 2009 at 4:01 pm

    i can only assume this is the fault of the Jew media.

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  6. Yowzers | May 18, 2009 at 4:01 pm

    yow yow yow

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  7. Some Girl | May 18, 2009 at 4:04 pm

    Is anyone surprised by anything Mel Gibson does anymore? He’s a joke. Who’s crazier, M.G. or T.C.???

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  8. Vanteal | May 18, 2009 at 4:05 pm

    Is it just me, or did mel get really old really fast?….

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  9. Jammy | May 18, 2009 at 4:06 pm

    now she’s shot

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  10. EB | May 18, 2009 at 4:11 pm

    I’m waiting for a paternity test: “Um….Mel…. I hate to tell you this, but the father of my baby is that Jewish guy I was sleeping with. “

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  11. Goose | May 18, 2009 at 4:14 pm

    Cash is king my friends unless by some miracle this lovely young things loves grey pubes…

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  12. yan | May 18, 2009 at 4:18 pm

    if its a boy i wonder if she will opt for circumcision

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  13. yan | May 18, 2009 at 4:19 pm

    if its a boy i wonder if she will opt for circumcision

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  14. izzo | May 18, 2009 at 4:27 pm

    She looks like the Octo mom

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  15. HITLER | May 18, 2009 at 4:32 pm

    She’s stupid looking. He could’ve/should’ve done better.

    I don’t condone infidelity but if you’re going to cheat on your wife, make it count.

    p.s.
    it’s been a while but…..I LOVE KIDS!!!

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  16. Yoda | May 18, 2009 at 4:42 pm

    Can you say gold-digging whore?

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  17. Sir Lord President Millard Fillmore Esq, PhD, OB/GYN | May 18, 2009 at 4:44 pm

    She’s cute. She kind of looks like a chipmunk. And chipmunks are cute.

    Too bad the kid’s going to come out looking like Benjamin Button.

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  18. Learn How I Make $103 Profit everyday | May 18, 2009 at 4:50 pm

    i dont care how old and wrinkled he is… he could do better. He should talk to Hef.

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  19. Maverick | May 18, 2009 at 4:51 pm

    #11 – awesome. LOL awesome…

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  20. PunkA | May 18, 2009 at 4:53 pm

    congrats to Mel. She looks like a fine Russian pin cushion. Well done.

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  21. justifiable | May 18, 2009 at 4:56 pm

    What do you want to bet that his traditionalist Catholic sect will find some way to annul a 25+ year marriage with 7 kids so he won’t be an adulterer with a new baby? But his ex will be the one denied entry to heaven because she’s an Episcopalian and there’s no salvation outside the Church. Right.

    The longer I live, the more I see that people who claim to be so religious always manage to bend it so they can justify getting whatever they want.

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  22. Aunt Jemima | May 18, 2009 at 5:13 pm

    Good! He’s a rich and powerful man. He should have multiple wives and multiple children. Just go ask the Muslims you Christian bashing pussies!

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  23. ROUGH--likes em natural | May 18, 2009 at 5:24 pm

    That sizzling Slavic land her American dream haven’t she? wonder if Mel did the Mail order thing!!!!

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  24. A Fallen Catholic | May 18, 2009 at 5:29 pm

    Absolutely, #21.

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  25. OCEAN WINGS | May 18, 2009 at 5:46 pm

    that news is not any news but ols news and ot say it straighjt AN OLD HOAX !

    OKSANA IS NOT PREGNANT AT ALL,. ITS AN HOAX STARTED THE 23 APRIL BY THE SUN AS AJOKE, (WHO ALOS GET BRITNEY PREGNANT OF MEL LAST YEAR IN APRIL TOO) AN DWHO WAS TAKE ABCK BY THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER A WEEK LATER HWO MADE IT LIKEIT WAS REAL .
    A dumby for fun wrote atIMDB tha the knew the family and that mel had said to rbn and kids that she was opregy, and the bantional wenquirer wroter its entiore article based on thsi, thus the guy alos said it was BS… the entire thing is a lie. There is no baby there is no pregnancy and this bitch is dating David Fletcher who also bought her a house! so if pregy guess whos the daddy!
    We are the 18 of may and thats th eday the new edition of the natioanl enquirer hit the street,.
    they need ot sell so wha tthey did? they made a reprint of the same sotry form the 7th of may!
    exactly the same text word for word,. go to natioanl enquirer websiote and read both articles frm the 7th and 18th of may, its an hoax with echo!
    And all darn appaers everywhere ahve reprinted the hoax form the bnational enquirer who got it fom the sun and form a teen who posted a joke comment at IMDB under “Mel Gibsons news comment board”.

    AND THATS ALL THERE IS TO THIS
    ITS A LIE!

    OH AND JSUT NOTICE THAT MEL GISBON IS NOT KLIVINGWITH HER AT ALL WEIRD IF THEY WERE TOGETHERAND LOVERS AND SO ON SUINCE HEISNT LIVIGNWITH HIS SOON OT BE EX WIFEEITHER AND GOT MANY HOUSES ON HIS PROPERTIES.

    ADD 2 AND 2 TOGETHER BUDDIES. THE WHOLE THING IS JUNK FOOD AND UNVERIFICATED “SOURCES” AS THEY DO NOT EXIST.

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  26. justifiable | May 18, 2009 at 6:07 pm

    #24 It’s really reverse engineering. They consider themselves devout, so when something they want that they’re not supposed to have is placed in their path, it really must be a reward them for their devotion. God really does want them to have this, so bending the rules of your faith or just outright ignoring them is really just doing to God’s will.

    Which is no doubt how Joe Kennedy justified secretly annuling a 12-year, two-kid marriage as “the right thing to do” so he could marry his second wife in the Church. I guess God reconsidered how shitty he’d been behaving because Kenendy’s wife was granted an appeal by Rome.

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  27. Mail Order Bride | May 18, 2009 at 6:24 pm

    If you take that crazy wig away, what do you have left. Stretched leather over a skull and prosthetic lips. Jeebus would approve!

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  28. Mail Order Bride | May 18, 2009 at 6:24 pm

    If you take that crazy wig away, what do you have left? Stretched leather over a skull and prosthetic lips. Jeebus would approve!

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  29. jt | May 18, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    i thought catholics don’t believe in sex out of wedlock and divorce?

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  30. newschoololdschool.com | May 18, 2009 at 6:33 pm
  31. Tom Cruise | May 18, 2009 at 6:50 pm

    she’s hot but she’s a fucking Russian gold-digger: the worst kind of gold-diggers.
    in 5 years she will look old and fat like all 40 year old russian whores

    he should have stuck with cheating on his wife with strippers in his church behind his house.

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  32. amisaki | May 18, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    #29 They don’t. Only the Catholics that are getting it on the side and want a divorce do.

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  33. smarg | May 18, 2009 at 8:24 pm

    With his money he can keep trading up until he’s like Hef: and old 80s skeezer with a penile prosthesis (Viagra won’t even work).

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  34. BonnieBell | May 18, 2009 at 9:19 pm

    God she’s nasty looking. The progeny of Octo-mom and Skellator.
    Bad hair (get a trim and use some friggin’ conditioner!), bad nose job, bad lip job, and bad makeup…..

    I thought she was in her upper forties to mid fifties. Hadn’t realized she’s in her thirties. She ain’t going to age well……..

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  35. gerard vandenberg | May 19, 2009 at 12:08 am

    This grey weasel is financially “FUCKED”, folks!!
    (it’s a free gift from her)

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  36. clown college | May 19, 2009 at 1:51 am

    #35 Nah, once you’re separated the court won’t whack your peen for fucking around. She just filed for divorce but he claims they’ve been separated 3 yrs because community property is figured from separation or divorce filing, whichever comes first.
    The free gift is the defrocking Mr. I’m So Holier is getting from this.

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  37. cookie | May 19, 2009 at 2:04 am

    I am sexy, looking for some guy online for some fun. I created a profile on
    *******SugarBabyMeet.COM********
    where I write blogs, discuss with others in forum and upload my own video which I made. It is very fun there.

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  38. Bleh | May 19, 2009 at 4:56 am

    Hmm… In the first pic she kinda looks like Jessica Alba with a bloated face..

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  39. Charley Kane | May 19, 2009 at 5:59 am

    Hey, he may be an anti-semite but at least he’s a fertile anti-semite!

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  40. Ladyinred | May 19, 2009 at 6:12 am

    He’s still damn sexy, and honestly, I don’t think any less of him since the media went hog-wild over his divorce…Most marriages don’t work out these days, and its surprising and admirable that his went on so long…

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  41. mikisix | May 19, 2009 at 6:30 am

    Regardless of whether this is true, he is a disgusting, racist pig. She has had way too much plastic surgery. As long as he knows she is sleeping with him for his fame/fortune, and she know he is sleeping with her cuz she is young and “hot”, they deserve each other.

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  42. Jibbly Biggins | May 19, 2009 at 7:09 am

    Disgusting. Act holier than thou, ban contraception from the household, knock up wife with seven kids she takes care of while you’re at films reveling in the success, act drunk, bash Jews, claim wife is going to hell for not being Catholic…….

    and then turn around, divorce wife, take up younger whore and knock her up because you have a moral problem with plastic barriers over your cock.

    Priceless.

    The biggest hypocrites are the holier than thou religious loons.

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  43. fun for all | May 19, 2009 at 7:20 am

    damn sexy

    want more click name

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  44. GG1000 | May 19, 2009 at 9:35 am

    EEEWW, look at her FACE. Nose job (that’s the Michael Jackson Mach 2 model), eye lift, possibly that chin cleft and a boob job to boot.

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  45. D Rather | May 19, 2009 at 10:14 am

    @42 my thoughts exactly! Add to that list: baptist (lying scum) Bill Clinton, DA -(let’s clean NY up) Elliot Spitzer, Rev (love child) Jesse Jackson, catholic (womanizer) Teddy Kennedy. It’s awful!

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  46. sam | May 19, 2009 at 11:32 am

    is she Jewish??

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  47. The 1 & Only Mrs. Burke | May 19, 2009 at 12:06 pm

    She’s pregnant? WOW, Kelly Clarkson looks more pregnant than this one does.

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  48. AmeriCanadian | May 19, 2009 at 12:27 pm

    Revolting.

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  49. a | May 20, 2009 at 12:25 pm

    she looks similar to octomom =/

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  50. Yuck | May 20, 2009 at 8:36 pm

    So. let me get this straight-
    he left his absolutely breathtakingly gorgeous wife for…THIS FUCKIN’ GOBLIN?
    He is certifiable.
    (As if we didn’t already have an inkling…)

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