Mel Gibson gets some help

August 1st, 2006 // 199 Comments

mel-gibson-rehab.jpgMel Gibson’s publicist has confirmed that he’s checked himself into rehab, although the details of when and where are still unknown. Right now Mel is free on $5,000 bail and has a scheduled court date on September 28, and the Los Angeles County District Attorney’s Office is deciding this week whether or not they’re going to file charges against him. Additionally, celebrity agent Ari Emanuel is urging other celebrities to boycott working with Mel Gibson in an effort to show Hollywood won’t tolerate his racism and anti-Semitism. And with all the bad press surrounding this incident I guess it’s safe to say there won’t ever be a sequel to Braveheart. Which is too bad, because I was really looking forward to Braveheart 2: Electric Boogaloo.

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  1. jrzmommy

    Please Superfish guy, please post an Anna Nicole Smith pregnancy update to make these people stop having philosophical debates here!!

  2. I wonder if Mel regrets making the movie “Bird on a Wire” with Goldie Hawn….that dirty jew.

  3. LL

    Pinky and Stallion rule… and the guy who said something about a free tug. I assume he wasn’t talking about the things that tow other boats. Effin hilarious. You people rehashing the history of the Middle East, go somewhere else. The rest of us only want to hear about (in this order):

    * Skanks (ie, Paris Hilton)
    * Scumbags (Federline)
    * Stupid drunken celebrities (The Hoff and Sugartits)
    * Celebrities who are just stupid (again, Paris)
    * Celebrities who out themselves
    * Baby mamas and baby daddies
    * Crack whores (we all know who)
    * Creepy stage parents
    * Various other miscreants

    Where oh where is Tranny Granny? We need him/her so bad right now to scare away the McLaughlin Group that has infested the site.

  4. jFp

    #120-(…subgenre of Americans)

    We ARE the 1st Americans. You should refer to us as that.We are not a subset of any of you.

    #113- You are a reminder of that old axiom “Never argue with an idiot because they will drag you down to their level of ignorance and beat you with experience”.

    #151-you are right. But I wish we could have a post about my love “Olivia Munn”.

  5. mrs.t

    Amen, LL.

  6. my2cnts2

    Mel may have made his feelings known, fueled by alcohol,but he is brave enough to apologize and admit wrong-doing, instead of of flat out lying about it(like one ex-president once did)…Also, have’nt some of heard Dave Chapelle, Chris Rock (to name a few)making remarks about “The White Man” in in a less than complimentary manner?
    Just let it go…

  7. the wolf

    Astroturf?!? You know who’s responsible for that?!? The Jooooooooooooos!

  8. RichPort

    Everytime someone starts a sentence with Jew, it makes me think of that guy behind the counter at the bodega, i.e. “Ar jew going to pay for dat candy jew poot in jur pocket?”. Of course he’s a goddamned Jesus groupie… All this Arab/ Jew fighting makes me want to carpet bomb the fuck out of the whole Middle East and start a few fucking pig farms out there… all of your rantings are making me ornery, you psuedo religious, politically castrated fucks.

  9. Francis21

    Terrible. I wonder if Ari would like to condemn Isreal for all the innocent murders in Lebanon. If killing innocent children and bombing infrastucture is cool – then I guess Mel Gibson is coolER in my books.

  10. Sir Psycho Sexy

    21. Damned funny, … though I know I will regret saying so.

    110, 113. Nazi fucktard. Read a book, watch the news ( no, Fox doesn’t count ), then speak. You will probably still be percieved as retarded, but perhaps less so, …

    158. Channeling Justin Igger?

  11. bunnyhugger

    109, papa-
    good try, dude.

    this is not the place to debate these issues. i’m sure there is a place, but i don’t want to go there.
    how many fucking times does a drunk throw out racial comments, or any other shit?? as i stated before, i am not proud to admit that i’ve done and said stupid things when “over the limit”. mel was wrong. but the history lesson is lost on the SF.

    i’m going back to the party *hic* excuse me.

  12. RichPort

    #160

    Aaaahh, no. You should be ashamed of yourself for even bringing that maroon’s name into this, thereby encouraging it. I am merely trying to end the silliness by digging beneath it, not pretending to be a white guy pretending to be black guy pretending to be an idiot.

  13. henrysgirl

    Doesn’t everyone see? Mel is doing his part to get the whole Apocolypse going. He’s starting his own holy war with the Jews so he can bring World War III about, create nuclear warfare between Muslims, Christians and Jews and then…the Saviour- Mad Max will save the survivors!!! It’ll be better than anything that Jesus guy could do.

  14. The Juice

    BUSH eats RICE… or is it RICE eats BUSH , cant remember.
    Anyway, HEZBOLAH.HEZBOLAH.HEZBOLAH. is that how you spell it?

  15. twzzlrgirl

    I didn’t read all previous commments, so sorry if this was already said:

    I’m not as upset about what he said (when you’re drunk you say and do stupid things…don’t know that it should be held against him); however, the drinking and driving was inexcusable. He could have killed someone…sorry for the serious post.

  16. first post .

    mel, make a movie about what happened in jenin in april of 2002 .

  17. Nikky Raney

    oh no what about the passion of the christ sequel

  18. Justin Igger

    yo yo yo you calling for me i am here. i think they should make candles dat smell like da holocost cuz i bet dat shit smelt delicious. i dont usualy stik up for da white man but mel gibson is my new martin luther king for real though. they ben talking bout getting rid of da penny but i axe myself what will da jews look for when they walking

  19. ebayfan414

    Well I was going to post some crap about Israel/Palestinians, but as others have pointed out…this is the Superfish (more photos after the jump), and I don’t come here to prove what morons some of you people are on the subject of politics (because judging by the ignorant backing of Hezbollah, you are), but to read good old fashioned crap about celebrities and their tantrums. And as Mr. Superfish (more photos after the jump) is busy posting *YAWWWN*worthy material, it’s up to us to carry on the all important ritual of deliciously ridiculing people who are rich and famous.

    Speaking of which, I saw Ashley Simpson in a magazine today and I counted 4 breastbones and 8 ribs. Damn that bitch is getting fat!

    And what’s up with this weather? In Chicago it’s literally hotter than Tampa Florida!! I’m moving to Antarctica…just watch, with all this global warming it’ll be the new Cali pretty soon. Just…without all the airheads.

  20. sid

    It’s weird. You can’t say ANYTHING about Jews. And, fi you point that out, people say you’re a hater or a Nazi.

    People rip on Arabs all day long. Jay Leno makes jokes substituting “Shiite” for “SHIT,” and everybody is like, “HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!”

    Mel rips on the Jews and it’s like “OHHHH, BOY! Did you break the TABOO!”

    The Jews have a Holocaust INDUSTRY. There are other holocausts which have killed MORE people than the Jewish six million, but you NEVER hear about them.

    Hey man, no race is perfect. Not the Jews, the Arabs, the blacks or even the idiot WAPS like me. The idea that Jews can’t be criticzed for the assholes they are is bullshit.

    And I’m an asshole, too.

    We all are.

    Period.

  21. Renegade Priest

    In fairness they did kill his lord and saviour. Oh no sorry my mistake Hitler kill himself. Shit I keep forgetting that!

  22. PandaPoacher

    its always a double standard. rip on wops, wetbacks, cakers, polacks, spics, etc and youre a comedian. make any even remotely negative comment about a jew and you are instantly and permanently branded an anti-semite or nazi.
    ironically (and partly evidenced by the bombs they are dropping on children in lebanon as we speak) many jews are some of the most intolerant, elitist and racist people on earth. hell, they even have a word for everyone else on earth that is *not* jewish.

    nearly every race, nation, religion has been persecuted at some time in history… yet out of all of them only the holocaust has become a global multi billion dollar industry – an industry that will undoubtedly be milked for several hundred more years.

  23. jrzmommy

    I’m still waiting for Dubya to call them Hezbollans.

  24. RichPort

    You mean they’re not called Hezbollites?

  25. jrzmommy

    174–Hezbosapians? (Hezbos for short.)

  26. Sir Psycho Sexy

    Hezbosexuals?

  27. biatcho

    Hezbians (dykes for short)

  28. justme

    When negroes say something racist it’s supposed to be ok because they really don’t know any better. They’re like the slow kid in school who gets special treatment.

    Jews can bitch about anything and demand the freedom of speech but do everything possible to stifle any speech that they don’t like. They label it hate speech to suppress it.

    It’s no wonder they are the 2 most hated groups on Earth.

  29. jrzmommy

    From The Scoop: Mel Gibson’s anti-gay comments in 1992. When Spanish newspaper El Pais asked Gibson about homosexuals, he shot back:

  30. #170 and #172,

    Funny you didn’t mention the N-word in there. I guess you can’t make fun of everybody. Additionally there is a difference between comedianes on stage making fun of a group (And don’t try to tell me that jews are made fun of by stand up’s of course they are) and some famous guy ranting. If Gibson had said “Spics are responsible for all the problems etc…” please don’t try to pretend that it wouldn’t also be a big story.

    Oh, I heard that Rhiana and Jessica Simpson were going to do a double penetration anal movie for Mel Gibsons production company but they backed out because of the bad publicity.

  31. wwworldclique

    #178- How do you know who are the most two hated groups on Earth? You’ve been around the world? You’ve traveled?

    Unless you ARE a globetrotter, I suggest you shut your mouth about how the “entire Earth” feels about anything. You don’t speak for all te countries of the world; you only speak for yourself. You don’t even speak for your country, just whatever trailer park you come from.

  32. PandaPoacher

    if gibson would have said ‘wetbacks are responsible for all the problems on earth’…’are you a wetback?’ it may have still made the news, people would have had a good laugh, and it would all be forgotten by now.

  33. I own Sherman Oaks!!!!!!!!

  34. I really do own Malibu!!! My name is Frank Malibu and my great grandfather, Sven Malibu, founded the city!

  35. #178,

    Hmm ,funny, I bet I can name a bunch of people in New York that hate terrorists even more. As for myself, I hate people who want to stay the whole night.

  36. BecauseYOUREugly

    hasn’t anyone seen munich? what gibson says is true, jews are the reason for all the wars in this world.

  37. oh yeah y’all – i’m gonna git the scoop on mel’s cavorting.. apparently the blonde babe in the two pics on IN TOUCH was from mah state KEN-TUCK-Y.. she’s pals with a guy i work with.. said she got like some measley amount of $ for selling the pics.. i’ll be posting it on the site a-soon as-i-ah know..

  38. oh yeah y’all – i’m-a-gonna git the scoop on mel’s cavorting.. apparently the blonde babe in the two pics on IN TOUCH was from mah state KEN-TUCK-Y.. she’s pals with a guy i work with.. said she got like some measley amount of $ for selling the photo op.. i’ll be posting it on the site a-soon as-i-ah know..

  39. oh yeah y’all – i’m-a-gonna git the scoop on mel’s cavorting.. apparently the blonde babe in the two pics on IN TOUCH was from mah state KEN-TUCK-Y.. she’s pals with a guy i work with.. said she got like some measley amount of $ for selling the photo op.. i’ll be posting it on the site a-soon as-i-ah know..

  40. oh yeah y’all – i’m-a-gonna git the scoop on mel’s cavorting.. apparently the blonde babe in the two pics on IN TOUCH was from mah state KEN-TUCK-Y.. she’s pals with a guy i work with.. said she got like some measley amount of $ for selling the photo op.. i’ll be posting it on the site a-soon as-i-ah know..

  41. sid

    Mel may be a bit of a prick, but who isn’t in Hollywood? At least he’s an honest prick.

    What about all the Jews who are ripping on Arabs all day long? Any fucking apologies from them?

    You can go on TV and talk about being an atheist, and you call call God a bastard, but you can’t say ONE thing about the Jews.

    You criticize the state of Israel….

    ….HATE CRIME! NAZI! HOLOCAUST DENIER!

    I better shut up before I get banned. The story is over, anyway. One way this is differnet from a forum is that the webmaster ditches the old stories and we can’t “bump” them back up.

    I’m with you, Mel, and “sugar tits” was awesome.

  42. magickal

    So Mel Gibson possibly hates Jews. Name me one race or culture who doesn’t hate another race or culture. Big Woop. He made “bigoted” remarks about the fucking Jews”. And??? When my Italian grandfather constantly referred to his new neighbors as “the color’ds”, I didn’t ban him. I did as he said and didn’t make eye contact with them or engage them in conversation. Doed that, too, make me a bigot? Oh, it does? Well, fuck you. I have to go beat the nigger who’s currently stealing the bikes out of my garage.

  43. magickal

    So Mel Gibson possibly hates Jews. Name me one race or culture who doesn’t hate another race or culture. Big Woop. He made “bigoted” remarks about the fucking Jews”. And??? When my Italian grandfather constantly referred to his new neighbors as “the color’ds”, I didn’t ban him. I did as he said and didn’t make eye contact with them or engage them in conversation. Doed that, too, make me a bigot? Oh, it does? Well, fuck you. I have to go beat the nigger who’s currently stealing the bikes out of my garage.

  44. magickal

    So Mel Gibson possibly hates Jews. Name me one race or culture who doesn’t hate another race or culture. Big Woop. He made “bigoted” remarks about the fucking Jews”. And??? When my Italian grandfather constantly referred to his new neighbors as “the color’ds”, I didn’t ban him. I did as he said and didn’t make eye contact with them or engage them in conversation. Doed that, too, make me a bigot? Oh, it does? Well, fuck you. I have to go beat the nigger who’s currently stealing the bikes out of my garage.

  45. magickal

    So Mel Gibson possibly hates Jews. Name me one race or culture who doesn’t hate another race or culture. Big Woop. He made “bigoted” remarks about the fucking Jews”. And??? When my Italian grandfather constantly referred to his new neighbors as “the color’ds”, I didn’t ban him. I did as he said and didn’t make eye contact with them or engage them in conversation. Doed that, too, make me a bigot? Oh, it does? Well, fuck you. I have to go chase down the colored kid who’s currently stealing the bikes out of my garage.

  46. magickal

    So Mel Gibson possibly hates Jews. Name me one race or culture who doesn’t hate another race or culture. Big Woop. He made “bigoted” remarks about the “fucking Jews”. And??? When my Italian grandfather constantly referred to his new neighbors as “the color’ds”, I didn’t ban him. I did as he said and didn’t make eye contact with them or engage them in conversation. Does that, too, make me a bigot? Oh, it does? Well, fuck you. I have to go beat the nigger who’s currently stealing the bikes out of my garage.

  47. justme

    #181.. Why do negroes always respond the same way? It”s either “You’re ignorant” or “Go back to your trailer”.. Why do you people think living in a trailer is so bad? If I had to, I’d rather live in a trailer than some crack house projects that is crime ridden.

    When Hurricanes destroy Trailer parks you don’t see the men acting like savages while women and children are screaming for help. The men put saving lives before a big screen TV they’ll never get to use.. Ih those poor criminals Katrina victims.

  48. 3dogowner

    Is it at all surprising that Mel Gibson is a racist? He was raised that way and the nut doesn’t fall far from the tree. That he was unwilling to publicly disagree with his fathers rant about the holocaust being mostly fiction, was telling. Truth is nobody would care and you’d have never even heard about his drunken tirade, if it had been John Doe instead of a celebrity. Racism and racists are bores. Fanatics, which Mel Gibson is, seem to have underlying mental problems. Don’t think so? Look at his eyes.

  49. magickal

    Sorry for the FIVE posts. I was posting last night and kept encountering server errors. I’m not sorry for saying the *n* word, though. I was drunk, finished off the open bottle of tequila in my car. The worm made me say it.

    ***Cleaned up my post in today’s newest Mel story and properly used the word “colord” to replace “nigger”. To any black people I may have offended, i’m sorry if I hurt your little feelings.***

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