Mel Gibson gets some help

August 1st, 2006 // 199 Comments

mel-gibson-rehab.jpgMel Gibson’s publicist has confirmed that he’s checked himself into rehab, although the details of when and where are still unknown. Right now Mel is free on $5,000 bail and has a scheduled court date on September 28, and the Los Angeles County District Attorney’s Office is deciding this week whether or not they’re going to file charges against him. Additionally, celebrity agent Ari Emanuel is urging other celebrities to boycott working with Mel Gibson in an effort to show Hollywood won’t tolerate his racism and anti-Semitism. And with all the bad press surrounding this incident I guess it’s safe to say there won’t ever be a sequel to Braveheart. Which is too bad, because I was really looking forward to Braveheart 2: Electric Boogaloo.

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  1. CruisingForCock

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  2. Lajay

    88, ahahaha, yes, clearly my concern for human life makes me a terrorist! wonderful deduction, my friend… keep the brilliance coming. i must be a sand nigger typing this from my cave in the desert.. i probably sleep with a camel and a nuclear warhead.

    so, 94… the way the israelis have treated the palestinians is okay? the aforementioned slaughter of children is ok? is that what you’re saying? please clarify.. because all i really care about is whether or not peoples’ lives are being destroyed, which they are.

  3. Lajay

    88, ahahaha, yes, clearly my concern for human life makes me a terrorist! wonderful deduction, my friend… keep the brilliance coming. i must be a sand nigger typing this from my cave in the desert.. i probably sleep with a camel and a nuclear warhead.

    so, 94… the way the israelis have treated the palestinians is okay? the aforementioned slaughter of children is ok? is that what you’re saying? please clarify.. because all i really care about is whether or not peoples’ lives are being destroyed, which they are.

  4. Fugurself

    ….drunk, drunk on power, violent, racist, bigoted, irresponsible, hypocritical and lawless

    …just another typical religious conservative

    …he could well have said, “fucking niggers,” “fucking slant-eyed asians,” “fucking arabs,” “fucking retarded africans,”

    or any racial slur he preferred….his booze and prepositioning honed in on his favorite slur, “fucking jews”….now Jesus is weeping

  5. Italian Stallion

    Mel Gibson is a fucking hypocrite, I saw him the other day eating a shrimp salad sandwich on Jewish Rye. Explain that one you so called Jew hater, explain that one…………

  6. LL

    #77, right on, brother. I’m more than happy to slag on stupid celebrity tricks, but when did this become NRO.com? Damn, people, leave the politics to the geeks and just let us mock Mel in peace. He’s fucked up, anybody can see it, even without the booze he’s got some sort of problem. He just happens to scream about Jews while he’s drunk? What he said didn’t even make any sense, he may as well have ragged on Zoroastrians (which still exist, BTW, if anyone feels like weighing on them). And people have to bring dumbass Paris Hilton into it, like it’s supposed to surprise anybody here that she’s a racist? How many white people in America aren’t racist? Anyway, I concur, bring it on, Lohan. Do your worst. Please, anything to keep from having to see crazy Mel again.

  7. Fugurself

    From my understanding, the Gibson miniseries portrays the holocaust as a drinking game. Everytime they sent a jew into the showers, they had to take a drink. All the while, Chopsticks is playing in the background. It’s surreal…

  8. #98 Would that piece of hair hanging off of the hunky Mel Gibsons head be considered a spit curl?
    http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/spit%20curl

  9. PapaHotNuts

    If we could somehow convince every Jew to swim to Africa with a nigger under each arm with a spic waiting on the shoreline, eager to toss a good-swimming Jap to them for help, this country could be headed in the right direction.

  10. AnnoyingPseud

    Re @84 – The Israeli gov’t is full of shit – they were WAITING for an attack/rockets whatever from Hezzbolah, and they knew it would come, because they’d been provoking the Lebanese people for years. They waited for the Syrians to be gone from Lebanon so they could attack, and not be seen as attacking Syrian, which would’ve provoked the other Arab nations to respond w/help and armies. Israel is a cowardly nation of kvetching assholes. I wish someone would drop a few neutron bombs on their sorry asses. They started this shit thousands of years ago [read the Torah douchebag] and it’s still going on today. The Israelites [former name of the Israeli Jews in that region] are warring, aggressive people and have been for thousands of years. Mohammed rose to power/prophet status becuase he opposed them and rallied a lot of desert tribes around his “message” much like JC rallied the disenfranchised Gentiles back in his day [and this is an Atheist talking now].

    According to their own sacred text, the Torah which I call the Old Testament, which I also call full of shit as it’s been proven most of their lies in there are nothing but mythology akin to what the Greeks wrote about the gods – Zeus, Hera, etc. – big fat stories – the Israelites were murdering decimating, occupying and ranting and raving all over the fucking Middle East for hundreds of years prior to their supposed enslavement in Egypt [which never happened, read up on it elsewhere]. Israelis are full of shit and always have been. Now they’re genocidal maniacs too. Hitler is laughing down in Hell.

    Put that in your peace pipe, Chief!

  11. @101 Cruising, thanks for supporting the few too many pornsites on the WWW. In all reality, I’m trying to get myself banned from the Superficial (I guessed naming myself “CruisingForCockII” wouldn’t do it) and posting pornography URL’s is the best way I feel I can go about it!

  12. AnnoyingPseud

    Re @84 – The Israeli gov’t is full of shit – they were WAITING for an attack/rockets whatever from Hezzbolah, and they knew it would come, because they’d been provoking the Lebanese people for years. They waited for the Syrians to be gone from Lebanon so they could attack, and not be seen as attacking Syrian, which would’ve provoked the other Arab nations to respond w/help and armies. Israel is a cowardly nation of kvetching assholes. I wish someone would drop a few neutron bombs on their sorry asses. They started this shit thousands of years ago [read the Torah douchebag] and it’s still going on today. The Israelites [former name of the Israeli Jews in that region] are warring, aggressive people and have been for thousands of years. Mohammed rose to power/prophet status becuase he opposed them and rallied a lot of desert tribes around his “message” much like JC rallied the disenfranchised Gentiles back in his day [and this is an Atheist talking now].

    According to their own sacred text, the Torah which I call the Old Testament, which I also call full of shit as it’s been proven most of their lies in there are nothing but mythology akin to what the Greeks wrote about the gods – Zeus, Hera, etc. – big fat stories – the Israelites were murdering decimating, occupying and ranting and raving all over the fucking Middle East for hundreds of years prior to their supposed enslavement in Egypt [which never happened, read up on it elsewhere]. Israelis are full of shit and always have been. Now they’re genocidal maniacs too. Hitler is laughing down in Hell.

    Put that in your peace pipe, Chief!

  13. DancingQueen

    Wow, it’s hard to believe he was the Sexiest Man Alive not too many years ago…

    Alcohol is a powerful drug.

  14. spatz

    10 dollars and a tug job to anyone who sat there and read #110.

  15. DancingQueen

    Wow, it’s hard to believe he was the Sexiest Man Alive not too many years ago…

    Alcohol is a powerful drug.

  16. It saddens me that we still have racism. Scientists have proven there is no such thing as race… except the human race. Yet, here we are unevolved monkeys still bantering over who is better. Can we grow up now?

  17. AnnoyingPseud

    @114 – make that 2 tug jobs since I mistakenly double posted! Douchenozzle!

  18. RichPort

    I think #84 and #113 should take turns hitting each other as hard as possible over the head with hammers. Soon, they’ll each forget who hit who first, then just blame the other one for starting it. Then they’ll retaliate endlessly and pretend everyone else gives a shit.

  19. Fugurself

    There’s only one place left for Mel to turn: Scientology and Tom Cruise’s cock.

    And @113, I think you forgot to take your pills today. Do I have to remind U, take those damns tablets!!

  20. here

    I’d be interested in hearing the views of a Native American. Native Americans appear to be a group entitled to distinguish themselves as some subgenre of Americans.

  21. Italian Stallion

    @120 good luck finding one, Mel Gibson said the Jews killed them all……….

  22. Fugurself

    #118 and #121, too funny….

  23. CoJo

    In other amusing news, I saw this chubby ghetto bitch on the train this morning with the same exact dragon tattoo on her arm as Angelina Jolie. She was dressed in this black tunic thing (mind you, Chicago has a heat index today of 130 or something rediculous like that) and she was holding a dunkin donuts bag and when she turned and caught me staring at her she had blue contacts in her eyes. Fucking fantastic! I thought, what a great picture this would make for the Superficial!

  24. bethsays

    Who hasn’t said something totally stupid they didn’t mean when they were drunk?? No one, especially in hollywood, has any room to throw stones at Mel! Everyone makes mistakes…boycott, give me a break!!! If everyone in hollywood boycotted people who’d said something off-color, it would be the end of entertainment as we know it! Give the guy a break.

  25. jemsinamood

    Give him a break? He’s king of the douchebags.

  26. pinky_nip

    You know, there is just too much religious fighting in the world.

    If everyone would just praise God like I do every night, the world would be much happier.

    “Oh God… yes! God!! Oh my Goddddddd….”

    And, it’s always best to pray with 2 or 3 other people.

  27. pinky_nip

    There is just too much religious fighting in this world.

    If everyone praised God like I do every night, the world would be a happier place.

    “Oh God… oh my God! Oh, yes GODDDDDDDD!!”

    And it’s always best to pray with 2 or 3 other people.

  28. pinky_nip

    And there are just too many damn server problems in this world…

  29. Fugurself

    Mel believes that the only absolutes in life is vodka….and Absolut wants to run an ad featuring a picture of his liver in the shape of a bottle

  30. Fugurself

    #127, that’s my favorite post of the day. When are you hitting the comedy circuit?

  31. #102, don’t change the subject, deal with what was said. As for the slaughter of children, think of this.

    What happens if Hamas and Hezbula stop fighting? Peace.

    What happens if Israel stops fighting? 6 million dead Israelis. Please stop your ranting, you sound like Paris Hilton after she finds out the Pharmacist is out of Valtrex.

  32. Mitchell Cumstainberg

    I too am getting sick and tired of all the Jew jokes. What is wrong with you people. I’ve all ready had like 10 messages on my voice mail, I especially like the one that goes, “That’s what I like about Jew….Jew light up my life and ….Jew make me feel like dancin.”

    This crap ain’t funny. Jew better stop this nonsense Mr. Superfish. Jew hear me. Jew can’t post this nonsense.

    Am I pissed OFF!!!

    Jew Better believe it!!!!!!!!!!

  33. #102, don’t change the subject, deal with what was said. As for the slaughter of children, think of this.

    What happens if Hamas and Hezbula stop fighting? Peace.

    What happens if Israel stops fighting? 6 million dead Israelis. Please stop your ranting, you sound like Paris Hilton after she finds out the Pharmacist is out of Valtrex.

  34. #102, don’t change the subject, deal with what was said. As for the slaughter of children, think of this.

    What happens if Hamas and Hezbula stop fighting? Peace.

    What happens if Israel stops fighting? 6 million dead Israelis. Please stop your ranting, you sound like Paris Hilton after she finds out the Pharmacist is out of Valtrex.

  35. #113, go back and read what you wrote. I mean really? I point out some recent historical facts and you litterally foam at the mouth and spout off stuff about Greek Mythology. You obviously are so ridiculously fanatically that talking with you is about as much of a waste of time as ordering a steak dinner for Nicole Ritchie. If people like you is who the Isreali’s have to deal with no wonder their bombing the shit out of them, hey better duck, they might be monitoring this website, that means that both you and Lindsay Lohans mom are toast! Oh and Tom Cruise was in Lebanon and was supposed to evacuate but he didn’t want to stop the blow-job he was giving….because Tom Cruise LOVES refugee cock.

  36. Hopeless_Screenwriter

    @128 Pinky_nip.

    Is it BYOB?

    Bring your on Boner, I mean Bible?

    Here’s to your Firestein’s,
    SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH

    Hopeless.

  37. Hopeless_Screenwriter

    @128 Pinky_nip.

    Is it BYOB?

    Bring your own Boner, I mean Bible?

    Here’s to your Firestein’s,
    SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH

    Hopeless.

  38. Lajay

    134, are you kidding? 6 million dead israelis? that’s blatant sensationalism. there’s no way the US would EVER allow that to happen.

    additionally i do not condone violence on EITHER side, however the palestinians in this case are clearly getting the short end of the stick, and have just as much of a right to a home/freedom/security as anyone else. i would think that the israelis, who are so hot to trot for their israeli state, might understand that other people, too, deserve a place to call home. more hypocrisy.

  39. biatcho

    #132 – Favorite hits of the hebrews also include:

    With or Without Jews by U2
    Jews Make My Dream Come True by Hall & Oates
    I Only Wanna Be a Jew by Hootie & The Blowfish

    i can go on & on but the joke gets old after 15 years.

  40. Italian Stallion

    @139 Don’t forget Kelly Clarkson’s

    “Because of Jews, I can’t stray to far from the border”

    “Because of Jews, I can’t get what I want at the Dollar store”

    “Because of Jews, Mel Gibson can’t get drunk no more”

    “Because of Jews”………..

  41. jemsinamood

    @140 Extremely well done! Hysterical.

  42. Sheva

    Look we have a twofer with Mel. First he made this stupid idiotic movie that is completely based on some weird book called the Bible. What an extremist. Now he mouths off against his neighbors who really run Malibu and the neighborhood not him.

    But we can’t have this kind of behavior.

    If we let this go, the next thing the rest of the goyim (yes, there’s 4 billion plus non Yids in the world but we have a name for all of you) is going to really get out of hand.

    Then if that happens well you know the schwatza are next. Do you remember what those schwatza did last time in LA because of Rodney King? We don’t want the schwatza coming to our neighborhoods and messing up our stuff and stealing our hubcaps. And we certainly don’t want the schwatza acting up in our shopping malls.

    Now if we let this continue, there’s going to be real trouble. Next thing you know we won’t be able to jew anyone down and everyone will be expecting the same discount.

    Look there’s two prices. One for the jew and another for all you goyim.

    And just remember, you goyim aren’t as good as us.

    And you know how those (eyetalians) stick together.

  43. #138, they attack, the get bombed. Name the last time they didn’t attack first. The Palestinian Govt. Still has listed in their charter the complete destruction of Isreal. Don’t tell me is sensationalist.

    But the REAL issue is …..just how pink are Pinky Nips, Nips?

  44. #138, they attack, the get bombed. Name the last time they didn’t attack first. The Palestinian Govt. Still has listed in their charter the complete destruction of Isreal. Don’t tell me is sensationalist.

    But the REAL issue is …..just how pink are Pinky Nips, Nips?

  45. pinky_nip

    @137: Hopeless: I’ve been known to call the male sexual organ a “bible thumper”…

  46. pinky_nip

    Hopeless: I’ve been known to call the male sexual organ a “bible thumper”…

  47. #138, LOL!! Whoops, actually the 6 million number wasn’t in reference to the holocost but was my approximation of how many Iseali citizens there are at this moment. A much more important piece of info though is…just how pink are Pinky Nips…nips?

  48. Sheva

    Look we have a twofer with Mel. First he made this stupid idiotic movie that is completely based on some weird book called the Bible. What an extremist. Now he mouths off against his neighbors who really run Malibu and the neighborhood not him.

    But we can’t have this kind of behavior.

    If we let this go, the next thing the rest of the goyim (yes, there’s 4 billion plus non Yids in the world but we have a name for all of you) is going to really get out of hand.

    Then if that happens well you know the schwatza are next. Do you remember what those schwatza did last time in LA because of Rodney King? We don’t want the schwatza coming to our neighborhoods and messing up our stuff and stealing our hubcaps. And we certainly don’t want the schwatza acting up in our shopping malls.

    Now if we let this continue, there’s going to be real trouble. Next thing you know we won’t be able to jew anyone down and everyone will be expecting the same discount.

    Look there’s two prices. One for the jew and another for all you goyim.

    And just remember, you goyim aren’t as good as us.

    And you know how those (eyetalians) stick together.

    Stand with us.

    http://www.ifcj.org

  49. yourretarded

    @113

    I can only hope you’re joking. Try reading a book. Israel pulled out of Lebanon in 2000, land that was only occupied in the first place as a buffer against Hezbollah’s ongoing rocket attacks. Israel pulls out, and what do you know, Hezbollah moves in and begins attacks again. Where exactly is the provocation?

    And for the record, based on what you said, should I assume that while the old testament is full of lies, the new testament is completely factual? Sure, that makes sense…

  50. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    The only thing Mel’s addicted to is mad pussy. Or being a pussy, I can’t remember which.

    I hate it when my Italians stick together. I find sprinkling a little flour on them usually helps.

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