Mel Gibson gets charged

August 3rd, 2006 // 149 Comments

mel-gibson-rehab.jpgThe Disctrict Attorney’s office announced yesterday that Mel Gibson has been charged with a misdemeanor DUI.

Gibson, 50, (dob 1-3-56), was charged with one misdemeanor count each of driving under the influence and driving while having a .08 percent or higher blood alcohol content, said Deputy District Attorney Ralph Shapiro, the deputy in charge of the Malibu office. In addition, Gibson was charged with driving with an open container, an infraction of the vehicle code. Gibson was stopped about 2:09 a.m. Friday on Pacific Coast Highway after a Los Angeles County Sheriff

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  1. TOPAZ21

    no, i don’t think you’ll get banned. i wish more people had the balls to say what was on thier mind.
    Watch, everyone will jump on me with the “anti-american bs”
    just because i’m anti-war doesn’t make anti-american…anyhow thought you might like this quote.
    “For the mob is always impressed by appearances and by results;
    and the world is composed of the mob.”
    Machiavelli, _The Prince_, chapter XVIII

  2. LEMONSQZ

    God love the public school system……….

    Posted by TOPAZ21 on August 3, 2006 05:25 PM

    no, i don’t think you’ll get banned. i wish more people had the balls to say what was on thier mind.
    Watch, everyone will jump on me with the “anti-american bs”
    just because i’m anti-war doesn’t make anti-american…anyhow thought you might like this quote.
    “For the mob is always impressed by appearances and by results;
    and the world is composed of the mob.”
    Machiavelli, _The Prince_, chapter XVIII

  3. TOPAZ21

    Did God tell you that?

  4. TOPAZ21

    I find it funny that your comment was meant to insult me (my spelling error) when you obviously cannot put together a simple sentence.

  5. LEMONSQZ

    See Dick run. See Jane run from Dick. See Spot shit. See Dick join the American force and kick some terrorist ass. Go Dick, Go! Now, why can’t you be a Dick?

  6. sid

    Topaz: Thanks for the quote. People make a big deal around here about a misplaced letter here and there. Why, I don’t know. If the best rebuttal one can offer is “Oh, but you spelled that one word wrong!” then maybe they had better quit.

    Here’s one from Elinor Wylie:

    “Avoid the reeking herd,
    Shun the polluted flock,
    Live like that stoic bird,
    The eagle of the rock.”

    Anyway, let me get back to GI Jerkoff…

    Buddy, one thing I like about the Super’s boards is that you can’t edit them. You hate me and I hate you, too. Don’t try to feign the sanity of a sense of humor with me

  7. qwerty

    too bad mel didnt have a chick blowing him at the time he was stopped. he could slag off jews and then slap her tits. i hope he’s not going to prison so he can actually do it properly this time.

  8. ch474

    #78, yes we do fight back, we just have to stop at Tim Horton’s for coffee as we chase your American ass back to the border … oh, and thank you for spending US dollars while you were here. Please, come again.

  9. Sir Psycho Sexy

    106, … Congratulations. You are probably the most deluded, pathetic, pretentious cretin that has ever posted on this site, fucktard.

  10. jrzmommy

    108–Tim Horton’s has spectacular coffee. Other than that, Canada and Canadians can fall off the face of the planet. I ain’t got no use for ‘em. The only things that come out of Canada are whores and hockey players.

  11. jrzmommy

    106–you need to seriously consider switching to decaf. Your little manifesto is a loony rant. No one wants to read that kind of garbage on a Friday–or any other day. Get happy for piss sakes.

  12. RichPort

    For the Arabs and Israelis that have interbred, what are you called? Abraelis? Israbs?

  13. TOPAZ21

    i love you sid.

  14. alycopi

    Lets be honest here, if Mel Gibson would have made a similar comment about the Arabs, there would have been a lame ass apology and that would have been the end of it. However, he made a comment about the Jews and now they are going to make him grovel to win back their “acceptance”. And BTW of course he should grovel if he wants to work in Hollywood again.

    Now I am not saying that I am completely in favor of the ranter in the previous post. BTW I strongly disagree with the post about the army, you need a responsive army who would go to war despite their own personal beliefs. The last thing that you would want is infighting within the army as to the merits of any war, particularly, next time another threat happens.

  15. Sid, anybody that uses the phrase “Our military-industrial complex” Is basically a college freshman who spends their time dreaming of giving Noam Chompsky Their senior thesis, and gee, that would be neato. The fact that you get so angry that people disagree with you shows that you haven’t spent much time out in the real world. Just in your dorm room, readin your books of outdated poetry and looking up at your Che Guevera poster thinking about how sexy you think he is. You should give your parents a call….after all, they’re the ones paying for all that.

  16. sid

    QUOTE: “Sir Psycho Sexy on August 4, 2006 11:08 AM 106, … Congratulations. You are probably the most deluded, pathetic, pretentious cretin that has ever posted on this site, fucktard.”

    Hey, coming from a freak who calls himself “Sir Psycho Sexy,” that’s gotta be worth a medal or something around here? Where do I cash in? All press is good press, right? Ha ha! But, as a comic in all seriousness, why the sexified nom de plume? Do you climax more easily while simultaneously reading posts and jerking off to the ads if you can read yourself as “Sir Psycho Sexy?” Just wondering. Nah…actually, I’m all done wondering. Don’t tell us why, Mr. Psycho.

    Hey gang, as long as this story is on the main page, I’ll add to it. I know, all the regulars here have had their say, but if it’s on the main page, the noobs will still read it, so here goes:

    Hmmm…”rant,” “loony,” “manifiseto,” “Chomsky” and “Che.”

    See what I mean? You criticize the state of Israel, the double standards, the history and the actions of the State, and you get insulted. Sure, I insult right back, but anybody against me likes to make lame “momma” jokes and invoke “rant,” but offers nothing more. Maybe you like to listen to GI Jerkoff talk about “blowholes.” I guess that’s like an oration to you blockheads, huh? Nigger, please.

    Like my detractors, it’s pretty simple. There are other holocausts, but we don’t hear about them. The Jew holocaust was the argument for the state of Israel. Well, where’s the Black and Native American homelands? Where’s their nukes? How about we let them set up shop-right out of the blue-in Texas, and then they can bulldoze and kill everybody around them. Then they can get nukes, tanks and helicopter gunships from…let’s say…Korea and China, and if any Texans fight back, we’ll call them “terrorists.” That okay with you idiots?

    Listen, you smegma wipes, does it mean anything to you that over 40,000 people were killed in Iraq? Can you remember what it felt like to accidentally burn yourself with boiling water when you were a kid? Well, multiply that many times over and spread it all over yourself, and that’s what it feels like to be burned with a bomb. Nice thing to do to people, hah?

    You guys think war is like a Roadrunner cartoon. Everybody gets black and sooty but still walks away. They don’t. Their guts end up spilled on the ground, and they don’t know what to do, since there’s no hospital or 911 to call to help.

    War is horribly ugly. But we went for a joke. The WMD we gave Iraq, but were actually gone by then. We went for a lie. Fuck, why did we go? Why do we stay? Why is GI Jerkoff dying in the sand, killing people who can’t bring a ROWBOAT to our shores? For fun? For the fucking Iraqis? To bring them “liberty? Ha!

    We’re working for Israel. We’re working for the Zionist Jews who control Israel, and also control a big chunk of Hollywood. Just because I explain myself, you consider it a “rant,” you fools. This is a rant:

    “I HATE YOU! YOU SUCK! AND ANOTHER THING! AND THIS! AND THIS! AND FUCK YOU!”

    Jay Leno can call Arab religions “shit” and make like they all fuck camels. Terrorists are depicted as bearded Arabs with bombs. But OH NOOOOO, YOU CAN’T SAY THAT ABOUT ISRAEL, NO WAY!

    You can’t say that a clean-shaven Jew in a 20 million-dollar helicopter, picking off Arabs like you would hit targets in a videogame

  17. LEMONSQZ

    Sid sucks some major limp dick.

    And Sid, I am a woman! Not a man you fucking queer.

  18. 115. “sid” said :

    “… But, as a comic in all seriousness, why the sexified nom de plume? …”

    You are a proabably a Pussy Cat Girls or Gnarls Barkley loving moron, incapable of comprehending this gift, but click the link, miserable fucktard.

  19. sid

    QUOTE Lemon: “Sid sucks some major limp dick. And Sid, I am a woman! Not a man you fucking queer.”

    Wow, what a sharp rebuttal. There goes my belief that you were stupid, I guess.

    And you’re female! Well, you sure are attractive with the “blowhole” and all the rest you’ve posted. You sound like quite a lady. You’re stupid, but you swear like a man…what a package. You must be at least as hot as the little inbred imp who was smoking a cigarette while pointing at an Iraqi prisoner forced to mastrubate while she had pics taken of the activities.

    How I envy your husband, significant other, or unlucky broomstick…..

    …………….NNNNNNNNNOT!
    (wish I could use large type, here)

    Sir Psycho: You got me there. The Peppers are awesome and are getting better with age. As for the Pussycats? Nah

  20. bunnyhugger

    give up on it, lemon. you can’t win with that type. anybody bringing that kind of rant to THIS site is seriously deluded.
    one of my best friends… 40 years old, master’s degree, extremely successful in his career AND in the navy reserves just got put on active duty. he’s proud to serve his country, and even while my heart breaks to see him go, i will tie that yellow ribbon, and support him in any way i can, because I’M proud of HIM. every one of those men and women are individuals who have made the decision to serve for their own reasons. do i believe we should be over there? not any more. but dammit, my heart goes out to those troops. unlike some people i could name, those troops have pride, honor, and a damn tough job.
    and all so assholes like sid can spew his vitriolic rant without fear of bodily harm in this great country we live in.
    *cues John Phillip Sousa march”

    i’m done. i’ve been told that i’m being a little harsher (you know who i’m looking at, and i’m sorry) since i found out about my friend, but i’ll get over it.

    back to the party! sorry for the soapbox.

  21. bunnyhugger

    TEQUILA:
    ITS NOT JUST FOR BREAKFAST ANYMORE!

    did anybody find out how long he’s been off the wagon?
    really, really stupid, mel.

    i’d still handcuff him to the bed post!

  22. bunnyhugger

    *2 hours later, give or take*

    hey, sid, ya watchin’ the news?

    fuckwad.

  23. sid

    Hey Bunny, as long as this is still on the main page, I’ll respond.

    Is the subject matter wrong for this website? Most of the time, yes, but not here. Mel is being put over the coals because he said the Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world. While not responsible for ALL of them, I’d say they’re responsible for what is happening now, which is Iraq, and possibly Iran, and what’s happening in Israel.

    Come to think of it, that IS pretty much all the wars in the world

  24. sid

    Yeah, a couple of spelling errors…I hope Mel gets off the main page, I mean, seriously guys (mods), I don’t do this on other threads. This is the Gibson war/ Jews thread. so there you go.

    The Britney video is devastating…

    Hmmf…and a society that makes a trailer plaything such as her a billionaire wants to impose its will on other countries. Ha!

    So, its okay for the others to get on the topic, but when I DO, it’s like, “Hey man, don’t fuck with the party here.” Whatever.

  25. _meh_

    Why is it whenever I see that mug-shot I giggle like a school girl?…It’s one of the best I’ve seen in quite a while…Up there with James Brown & Nick Nolte for sure

  26. bunnyhugger

    oh, my. i’ve miffed the child.
    dear, dear dear, what have i done?
    *sigh*

    like it or leave it, asshole. yep, my BFF is over there subjecting suicide bombers to paper cuts, and the possibility of staph infections due to such. when all he has to worry about is getting blown up, shot, dismembered, tortured, just so you can get your jollies on.
    what the hell did your parents do to you, honey? for you to be so damn angry at the entire world. yes, i said i wouldn’t respond, and in fact, refuse to read more of your shit.

    there are a couple of posters here, much more capable of taking you down. i feel for you, dude, i do.

    wanna get really pissed off? read this:

    bunnyhugger. always 100% peta free.

    christ in a sidecar, find another site! we don’t care.
    except you ARE exceptionally funny, whether you mean it, or not.
    toodles, sid.

    we won’t be surprised to hear you’re the one with the rifle up in the tower.

  27. bunnyhugger

    i love being called a little boy. there’s something seriously kinky about it.

  28. sid

    I was the first to use “sugar tits” here, and “dear.”

    Get your own act, hack.

    Keep up with the insults and avoid the issues.

    Heh…I’m not a vegetarian. But let me try making you angry: When I hear that the Iraqis killed another of our soldiers, I toast the Iraqis and raise my glass.

    Ooowwwww…ouch!

    Why? Because we are the bad guys, and patriotism is the “last refuge of the scoundrel.”

    …my dear child.

  29. sid

    I was the first to employ both “sugar tits” and “dear,” in my missives here. Get your own act, hack.

    Keep up with the staple insults—the tower, etc…verrrry original. Avoid the issues…verrrry predictable.

    Heh…you dumb fuck…I’m a Libertarian, not a Liberal…I’m not a vegetarian, and just like Mel, I don’t like queers, either.

    The State is a thief, we no longer have a republic, and your friend is a killer who deserved to be killed as long as he is killing others in their own fucking country.

    Let’s try to make you 100% pissed off: When I hear of the Iraqis killing another invader, I raise my glass.

    Cheers, my dear little boy.

  30. hesboolala

    sorry to say this, but the sid guy is right, and wrong at times too, but also right.
    I can live without the ‘zionist taking over the world’ conspiracy stuff, but there is something to be said for his take on the spin that comes out of the White house RE: the middle east.
    Reality is perception.
    What are you being allowed to percieve?

  31. hesboolala

    sorry to say this, but the sid guy is right, and wrong at times too, but also right.
    I can live without the ‘zionist taking over the world’ conspiracy stuff, but there is something to be said for his take on the spin that comes out of the White house RE: the middle east.
    Reality is perception.
    What are you being allowed to percieve?

  32. hesboolala

    sorry to say this, but the sid guy is right, and wrong at times too, but also right.
    I can live without the ‘zionist taking over the world’ conspiracy stuff, but there is something to be said for his take on the spin that comes out of the White house RE: the middle east.
    Reality is perception.
    What are you being allowed to percieve?

  33. hesboolala

    sorry to say this, but the sid guy is right, and wrong at times too, but also right.
    I can live without the ‘zionist taking over the world’ conspiracy stuff, but there is something to be said for his take on the spin that comes out of the White house RE: the middle east.
    Reality is perception.
    What are you being allowed to percieve?

  34. hesboolala

    sorry to say this, but the sid guy is right, and wrong at times too, but also right.
    I can live without the ‘zionist taking over the world’ conspiracy stuff, but there is something to be said for his take on the spin that comes out of the White house RE: the middle east.
    Reality is perception.
    What are you being allowed to percieve?

  35. hesboolala

    sorry to say this, but the sid guy is right, and wrong at times too, but also right.
    I can live without the ‘zionist taking over the world’ conspiracy stuff, but there is something to be said for his take on the spin that comes out of the White house RE: the middle east.
    Reality is perception.
    What are you being allowed to percieve?

  36. hesboolala

    sorry to say this, but the sid guy is right, and wrong at times too, but also right.
    I can live without the ‘zionist taking over the world’ conspiracy stuff, but there is something to be said for his take on the spin that comes out of the White house RE: the middle east.
    Reality is perception.
    What are you being allowed to percieve?

  37. angel

    do you people actually agree with wats happening in iraq? i’m not talking about the american troops who are simply following orders..or your friends or family members who are fighting in this war..but why are the iraqi people being slaughtered? innocent people in their homes are being killed..for what actual purpose?

  38. angel

    do you people actually agree with wats happening in iraq? i’m not talking about the american troops who are simply following orders..or your friends or family members who are fighting in this war..but why are the iraqi people being slaughtered? innocent people in their homes are being killed..for what actual purpose?

  39. sid

    Bunny: I was the first to use “sugar tits” and “dear,” in my missives. Get your own act, you hack.

    Keep up the insults and stay away from the issues…suits me. Oh, the clock tower…verrry original.

    I am a LIBERTARIAN, not a Liberal. I’m also not a vegetarian. The state is a thief and I don’t want or need your brain-dead sheep of a friend for anything. Let me keep my guns and I’ll handle any domestic terrorism myself, thanks.

    PETA………heh…

    …okay, here’s where I get you pissed off: When I hear about the Iraqi patriots sacrficing their lives to rid themsleves of our corrupt State’s invasion, and when I note how many of the bad guys they did in?

    I raise my glass.

  40. sid

    Bunny: I was the first to use “sugar tits” and “dear,” in my missives. Get your own act, you hack.

    Keep up the insults and stay away from the issues…suits me. Oh, the clock tower…verrry original.

    I am a LIBERTARIAN, not a Liberal. I’m also not a vegetarian. The State is a thief and I don’t want or need your brain-dead sheep of a friend for anything. Let me keep my guns and I’ll handle any domestic terrorism myself, thanks.

    PETA………heh…

    …okay, here’s where I get you pissed off: When I hear about the Iraqi patriots sacrficing their lives to rid themsleves of our corrupt State’s invasion, and when I note how many of the bad guys they did in?

    I raise my glass.

  41. funny rant.. mel’s kids would approve..www.stingybitches.com/blog/

  42. very funny rant.. mel’s kids would approve.. http://www.stingybitches.com/blog/

  43. lalala

    Ya’ll, have you checked out THE CHARGES:
    http://cdn.digitalcity.com/tmz_documents/gibson_charges.pdf

    How hilarious is the cover letter…’In case the media are to stupid to read, we’ll give them the cliffnotes version!’ LOL

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