The Disctrict Attorney’s office announced yesterday that Mel Gibson has been charged with a misdemeanor DUI.
Gibson, 50, (dob 1-3-56), was charged with one misdemeanor count each of driving under the influence and driving while having a .08 percent or higher blood alcohol content, said Deputy District Attorney Ralph Shapiro, the deputy in charge of the Malibu office. In addition, Gibson was charged with driving with an open container, an infraction of the vehicle code. Gibson was stopped about 2:09 a.m. Friday on Pacific Coast Highway after a Los Angeles County Sheriff
gatorbates | August 3, 2006 at 11:30 am
Mel Gibson … you’re my heeerrro.
lindseyissocool | August 3, 2006 at 11:32 am
Good job, Mel. We all knew you had it in you. Way to strive for the best.
lindseyissocool | August 3, 2006 at 11:32 am
Good job, Mel. We all knew you had it in you. Way to strive for the best.
shankyouverymuch | August 3, 2006 at 11:32 am
Gibsons the BEST… forget the rest…
knowhere | August 3, 2006 at 11:33 am
open bottle of tequila? hard core. 95% of the population can’t stand the stuff due to past bad experiences. if you’re gonna drink and drive … go all the way.
ezra | August 3, 2006 at 11:34 am
is anyone gonna miss him? the only way he’ll get outta this one is if his judge is a woman and he still has the talent from “what women want.” just hope she isn’t a jew. ahahahaha, sieg heil, mel. sieg heil.
and i’m jewish, before anyone jumps on me for that
magickal | August 3, 2006 at 11:37 am
So Mel Gibson had a little problem with the bottle. And Jews. Name me one race or culture who doesn’t hate another race or culture. Big Woop. He made “bigoted” remarks about the “fucking Jews”. And??? When my Italian grandfather constantly referred to his new black neighbors as “the colords”, I didn’t ban him. I did as he said and didn’t make eye contact with them or engage them in conversation. Does that, too, make me a bigot? Oh, it does? Well, fuck you. I have to go beat the colord who’s currently stealing the bikes out of my garage.
H8TR | August 3, 2006 at 11:39 am
Oh guys! You have GOT to get over to Parents.com and read what the dumb-ass conservative Christians are saying over there defending Mel Gibson..
SoftBlueGlow | August 3, 2006 at 11:44 am
I can see that picture being over-used for many days, months, and years to come.
http://www.VeryLiberating.com
penguinwaddle | August 3, 2006 at 11:46 am
Bah, whatever, jews are whats wrong with the world anyways….where’s DieRacistAsses now?
CoJo | August 3, 2006 at 11:46 am
@8 – the sad part about it is that these are the type of people that run our government nowadays. Just another reason to get out and vote, whether it counts or not.
Megz | August 3, 2006 at 11:47 am
Haha. We all knew it was coming.
spatz | August 3, 2006 at 11:48 am
id be a big fat liar if i said i didnt want to do him now more than ever.
CoJo | August 3, 2006 at 11:48 am
At least it was a decent mug-shot…we’ve seen worse people!
CMonster0125 | August 3, 2006 at 11:51 am
Is this the best the media can come up with to distract us from the Middle East, the latest with George Bush or anything that really matters? So Mel Gibson got drunk, drove, got caught and made an ass of himself by spewing some racist comments. Who really cares? Now if he had driven his car into a crowd of Jewish people, or gone on a shooting rampage..sure, that would be news. But this? How sad this society has truly become.
sharkbite | August 3, 2006 at 11:52 am
I’m sure he’ll get off with a few hours of community service, and probably even his license back. Because he is a celebrity, after all.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
Adult Underoos | August 3, 2006 at 11:54 am
the best thing to come out of all of this is the phrase “sugar tits”
god bless sugar tits!
DancingQueen | August 3, 2006 at 11:56 am
I heard he said “What jew looking at?” and it was totally misconstrued as “what are you looking at sugartits.” I can totally see how that could happen after a couple drinks. Totally.
ImSuicidal | August 3, 2006 at 11:58 am
I smell an OJ scandal. Was Mel wearing gloves?
Nikky Raney | August 3, 2006 at 12:06 pm
i wonder what the passion of the christ junkies think of this. people at my church like praised mel gibson & think he’s amazing.
H8TR | August 3, 2006 at 12:07 pm
@#20: Those people are currently defending Gibson tooth and nail on Parents.com :(
PapaHotNuts | August 3, 2006 at 12:08 pm
1.one misdemeanor count of driving under the influence
2.one misdemeanor count of driving while having a .08 percent or higher blood alcohol content
3.one misdemeanor count of driving with an open container, an infraction of the vehicle code
My Superficial friends, that’s what we call a trifecta. I’m headed to the track.
jrzmommy | August 3, 2006 at 12:08 pm
6 months in the county clink? He’s gonna be in like Flynn with the Ayran Brotherhood.
MultipleSpaceys | August 3, 2006 at 12:10 pm
I wonder if he was caught with the bottle Bai Ling was photographed fucking?
jrzmommy | August 3, 2006 at 12:10 pm
PS I LOVE it when alkies fall off the wagon! It makes me feel…..connected!
MultipleSpaceys | August 3, 2006 at 12:13 pm
A gal sitting on my lips, a gal all over my sugar glazed tits and a gal down on my under – now that Papa is a trifecta.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | August 3, 2006 at 12:18 pm
Dead Jewish prostitutes give the best head, or so I’ve heard.
Fugurself | August 3, 2006 at 12:21 pm
Like Pastor always says “Love the sinner and hate the sin,”
And here is an example of why:
Gerbils… A study in trajectory and drag.
Actually from the LA Times.
“In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil,” Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski, and his homosexual partner Andrew “Kiki” Farnum, had been admitted for emergency
treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. “I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in,” he explained.
“As usual, Kiki shouted out “Armageddon”, my cue that he’d had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn’t come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him.” At a
hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next.
“The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out the tube, igniting Mr Tomaszewski’s hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil’s fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball.”
Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.
jemsinamood | August 3, 2006 at 12:22 pm
I see a new movie. Mel & Naomi fall off the wagon together. Herion and tequila flying everywhere. The movie comes to a close with Mel and Naomi duking it out while Mel plows the Lexus into Naomi’s former assistants (assuming they’re jewish, that is).
jrzmommy | August 3, 2006 at 12:22 pm
No self-respecting JAP would EVER give head.
jemsinamood | August 3, 2006 at 12:26 pm
@30 It’s perfectly all right during the engagement period.
PapaHotNuts | August 3, 2006 at 12:27 pm
@26
I stand corrected.
RichPort | August 3, 2006 at 12:30 pm
#30
Yea, that’s why you have to coax them by grabbing their hair in a bunch and steering them toward your already unzipped lap. Then they pretend they’re being orally raped (oddly without a gag reflex), when they’re really just living out another unorthodox fantasy. Just like we used to say in college: Yes means yes! No means yes! Maybe means yes!
Spindoc | August 3, 2006 at 12:34 pm
Funny, they didn’t charge him with resisting arrest even though he broke away from the officer and ran back to his car.
Oh well, I’m getting the T-Shirt.
http://www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?op=article&article_id=1408552#top
combustion8 | August 3, 2006 at 12:37 pm
Note to self: party with Mel.
Italian Stallion | August 3, 2006 at 12:38 pm
Me and my friends like to get drunk and play minority bowling. We drive around Baltimore City and look for them on the sidewalks and try to hit as many as we can. Watch out for the ones in wheel chairs though. They damage the car a little more. And be careful for the Black ones too. They shoot before you hit them. Make sure the Mexicans don’t go under the tire either. Their knives could pop the tire and then you have to explain yourself to some Jew cop…………………..
Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest | August 3, 2006 at 12:41 pm
“Whoever said you was a cop Mel”. That’S from the movie Scarface in case you don’t know. Whats it mean? WHATS THE SIGNIFIGANCE???
I DON’T KNOW!!!!!
gas_up_the_hrududu | August 3, 2006 at 12:42 pm
He’s such a meshuga schmuck.
ImSuicidal | August 3, 2006 at 12:43 pm
@26 & 32 – a girl on his lips – one on his cock – and one tonguing his anus — that’s a PapaHotNuts (or anybody with HotNuts) trifecta!
penguinwaddle | August 3, 2006 at 12:43 pm
I just got wet reading # 36
Jules | August 3, 2006 at 12:52 pm
He is totally getting charged with a misdemeanor when, it seems, a couple charges are seemingly along the felony line.
(I am unsure of all the different laws of the states, so I could be wrong.)
But it seems like it to me!
Jules | August 3, 2006 at 12:54 pm
I just realized I used ‘seems’ and ‘seemingly’ in the same sentence. wow, sorry guys.
Spindoc | August 3, 2006 at 12:56 pm
Maybe Tom Cruise could get the Scientologists to make these carges go away…….If Mel let him have some Aussie Cock.
RichPort | August 3, 2006 at 12:57 pm
#36
I find that the game is more fun if you swerve to miss them and have one of the backseat passengers open their door at the last minute. It works with white people too, but who the fuck wants to get sued?
Bioplant | August 3, 2006 at 12:59 pm
I like how Mel Gibstein is now begging for forgiveness from all the Malibu rabbis.
jrzmommy | August 3, 2006 at 1:00 pm
It sucks that the Jew comments have overshadowed the fact that he was driving drunk and could have killed someone. I mean, shooting your mouth off isn’t a crime but driving drunk is and I just think it’s hilarious that everyone has mostly paid attention to what he said as opposed to what he did. Irresponsible and self-absorbed fuck that he is, he’s more concerned about his image and kissing up to the Jews now instead of thinking, I’m pretty fucking lucky I didn’t take out a family by being a drunk fuck.
Rockstar Alumni | August 3, 2006 at 1:00 pm
Come on now….driving over 85 mph??? THANK GOD they stopped him. He should be building a new wing in a hospital dedicated to the CHP….for SAVING HIS LIFE! Maybe it would be different if he was driving the speed limit but geez….I don’t even drive over 85 when I’m SOBER!
jemsinamood | August 3, 2006 at 1:08 pm
@46 Indeed.
pinky_nip | August 3, 2006 at 1:10 pm
I got rear-ended by a drunk last night.
I didn’t report it though, ‘cuz it happened in my bedroom.
Italian Stallion | August 3, 2006 at 1:11 pm
@44 Lol, The Asians (nuprins) are the easiest because by the time they see you coming *Wham, shrimp fried rice*