Mel Gibson gets charged

August 3rd, 2006 // 149 Comments

mel-gibson-rehab.jpgThe Disctrict Attorney’s office announced yesterday that Mel Gibson has been charged with a misdemeanor DUI.

Gibson, 50, (dob 1-3-56), was charged with one misdemeanor count each of driving under the influence and driving while having a .08 percent or higher blood alcohol content, said Deputy District Attorney Ralph Shapiro, the deputy in charge of the Malibu office. In addition, Gibson was charged with driving with an open container, an infraction of the vehicle code. Gibson was stopped about 2:09 a.m. Friday on Pacific Coast Highway after a Los Angeles County Sheriff

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  1. gatorbates

    Mel Gibson … you’re my heeerrro.

  2. lindseyissocool

    Good job, Mel. We all knew you had it in you. Way to strive for the best.

  3. lindseyissocool

    Good job, Mel. We all knew you had it in you. Way to strive for the best.

  4. shankyouverymuch

    Gibsons the BEST… forget the rest…

  5. knowhere

    open bottle of tequila? hard core. 95% of the population can’t stand the stuff due to past bad experiences. if you’re gonna drink and drive … go all the way.

  6. ezra

    is anyone gonna miss him? the only way he’ll get outta this one is if his judge is a woman and he still has the talent from “what women want.” just hope she isn’t a jew. ahahahaha, sieg heil, mel. sieg heil.

    and i’m jewish, before anyone jumps on me for that

  7. magickal

    So Mel Gibson had a little problem with the bottle. And Jews. Name me one race or culture who doesn’t hate another race or culture. Big Woop. He made “bigoted” remarks about the “fucking Jews”. And??? When my Italian grandfather constantly referred to his new black neighbors as “the colords”, I didn’t ban him. I did as he said and didn’t make eye contact with them or engage them in conversation. Does that, too, make me a bigot? Oh, it does? Well, fuck you. I have to go beat the colord who’s currently stealing the bikes out of my garage.

  8. H8TR

    Oh guys! You have GOT to get over to Parents.com and read what the dumb-ass conservative Christians are saying over there defending Mel Gibson..

  9. I can see that picture being over-used for many days, months, and years to come.

    http://www.VeryLiberating.com

  10. penguinwaddle

    Bah, whatever, jews are whats wrong with the world anyways….where’s DieRacistAsses now?

  11. CoJo

    @8 – the sad part about it is that these are the type of people that run our government nowadays. Just another reason to get out and vote, whether it counts or not.

  12. Haha. We all knew it was coming.

  13. spatz

    id be a big fat liar if i said i didnt want to do him now more than ever.

  14. CoJo

    At least it was a decent mug-shot…we’ve seen worse people!

  15. CMonster0125

    Is this the best the media can come up with to distract us from the Middle East, the latest with George Bush or anything that really matters? So Mel Gibson got drunk, drove, got caught and made an ass of himself by spewing some racist comments. Who really cares? Now if he had driven his car into a crowd of Jewish people, or gone on a shooting rampage..sure, that would be news. But this? How sad this society has truly become.

  16. I’m sure he’ll get off with a few hours of community service, and probably even his license back. Because he is a celebrity, after all.

    http://www.wehateeverybody.com

  17. the best thing to come out of all of this is the phrase “sugar tits”

    god bless sugar tits!

  18. DancingQueen

    I heard he said “What jew looking at?” and it was totally misconstrued as “what are you looking at sugartits.” I can totally see how that could happen after a couple drinks. Totally.

  19. I smell an OJ scandal. Was Mel wearing gloves?

  20. Nikky Raney

    i wonder what the passion of the christ junkies think of this. people at my church like praised mel gibson & think he’s amazing.

  21. H8TR

    @#20: Those people are currently defending Gibson tooth and nail on Parents.com :(

  22. PapaHotNuts

    1.one misdemeanor count of driving under the influence

    2.one misdemeanor count of driving while having a .08 percent or higher blood alcohol content

    3.one misdemeanor count of driving with an open container, an infraction of the vehicle code

    My Superficial friends, that’s what we call a trifecta. I’m headed to the track.

  23. jrzmommy

    6 months in the county clink? He’s gonna be in like Flynn with the Ayran Brotherhood.

  24. MultipleSpaceys

    I wonder if he was caught with the bottle Bai Ling was photographed fucking?

  25. jrzmommy

    PS I LOVE it when alkies fall off the wagon! It makes me feel…..connected!

  26. MultipleSpaceys

    A gal sitting on my lips, a gal all over my sugar glazed tits and a gal down on my under – now that Papa is a trifecta.

  27. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    Dead Jewish prostitutes give the best head, or so I’ve heard.

  28. Fugurself

    Like Pastor always says “Love the sinner and hate the sin,”

    And here is an example of why:

    Gerbils… A study in trajectory and drag.
    Actually from the LA Times.

    “In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil,” Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski, and his homosexual partner Andrew “Kiki” Farnum, had been admitted for emergency
    treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. “I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in,” he explained.

    “As usual, Kiki shouted out “Armageddon”, my cue that he’d had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn’t come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him.” At a
    hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next.

    “The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out the tube, igniting Mr Tomaszewski’s hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil’s fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball.”

    Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.

  29. jemsinamood

    I see a new movie. Mel & Naomi fall off the wagon together. Herion and tequila flying everywhere. The movie comes to a close with Mel and Naomi duking it out while Mel plows the Lexus into Naomi’s former assistants (assuming they’re jewish, that is).

  30. jrzmommy

    No self-respecting JAP would EVER give head.

  31. jemsinamood

    @30 It’s perfectly all right during the engagement period.

  32. PapaHotNuts

    @26
    I stand corrected.

  33. RichPort

    #30

    Yea, that’s why you have to coax them by grabbing their hair in a bunch and steering them toward your already unzipped lap. Then they pretend they’re being orally raped (oddly without a gag reflex), when they’re really just living out another unorthodox fantasy. Just like we used to say in college: Yes means yes! No means yes! Maybe means yes!

  34. Funny, they didn’t charge him with resisting arrest even though he broke away from the officer and ran back to his car.

    Oh well, I’m getting the T-Shirt.

    http://www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?op=article&article_id=1408552#top

  35. combustion8

    Note to self: party with Mel.

  36. Italian Stallion

    Me and my friends like to get drunk and play minority bowling. We drive around Baltimore City and look for them on the sidewalks and try to hit as many as we can. Watch out for the ones in wheel chairs though. They damage the car a little more. And be careful for the Black ones too. They shoot before you hit them. Make sure the Mexicans don’t go under the tire either. Their knives could pop the tire and then you have to explain yourself to some Jew cop…………………..

  37. Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest

    “Whoever said you was a cop Mel”. That’S from the movie Scarface in case you don’t know. Whats it mean? WHATS THE SIGNIFIGANCE???

    I DON’T KNOW!!!!!

  38. gas_up_the_hrududu

    He’s such a meshuga schmuck.

  39. @26 & 32 – a girl on his lips – one on his cock – and one tonguing his anus — that’s a PapaHotNuts (or anybody with HotNuts) trifecta!

  40. penguinwaddle

    I just got wet reading # 36

  41. Jules

    He is totally getting charged with a misdemeanor when, it seems, a couple charges are seemingly along the felony line.

    (I am unsure of all the different laws of the states, so I could be wrong.)

    But it seems like it to me!

  42. Jules

    I just realized I used ‘seems’ and ‘seemingly’ in the same sentence. wow, sorry guys.

  43. Maybe Tom Cruise could get the Scientologists to make these carges go away…….If Mel let him have some Aussie Cock.

  44. RichPort

    #36

    I find that the game is more fun if you swerve to miss them and have one of the backseat passengers open their door at the last minute. It works with white people too, but who the fuck wants to get sued?

  45. Bioplant

    I like how Mel Gibstein is now begging for forgiveness from all the Malibu rabbis.

  46. jrzmommy

    It sucks that the Jew comments have overshadowed the fact that he was driving drunk and could have killed someone. I mean, shooting your mouth off isn’t a crime but driving drunk is and I just think it’s hilarious that everyone has mostly paid attention to what he said as opposed to what he did. Irresponsible and self-absorbed fuck that he is, he’s more concerned about his image and kissing up to the Jews now instead of thinking, I’m pretty fucking lucky I didn’t take out a family by being a drunk fuck.

  47. Rockstar Alumni

    Come on now….driving over 85 mph??? THANK GOD they stopped him. He should be building a new wing in a hospital dedicated to the CHP….for SAVING HIS LIFE! Maybe it would be different if he was driving the speed limit but geez….I don’t even drive over 85 when I’m SOBER!

  48. jemsinamood

    @46 Indeed.

  49. pinky_nip

    I got rear-ended by a drunk last night.

    I didn’t report it though, ‘cuz it happened in my bedroom.

  50. Italian Stallion

    @44 Lol, The Asians (nuprins) are the easiest because by the time they see you coming *Wham, shrimp fried rice*

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