Mel Gibson drinks and drives and acts crazy

July 31st, 2006 // 141 Comments

Mel Gibson was arrested for a DUI on Friday after going 87 mph in a 45 mph zone, and during his confrontation with the arresting officers started acting nuts and saying ridiculously offensive things:

Once inside the car, a source directly connected with the case says Gibson began banging himself against the seat. The report says Gibson told the deputy, “You mother f****r. I’m going to f*** you.” The report also says “Gibson almost continually [sic] threatened me saying he ‘owns Malibu’ and will spend all of his money to ‘get even’ with me.” The report says Gibson then launched into a barrage of anti-Semitic statements: “F*****g Jews… The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.” Gibson then asked the deputy, “Are you a Jew?” The deputy became alarmed as Gibson’s tirade escalated, and called ahead for a sergeant to meet them when they arrived at the station. When they arrived, a sergeant began videotaping Gibson, who noticed the camera and then said, “What the f*** do you think you’re doing?” A law enforcement source says Gibson then noticed another female sergeant and yelled, “What do you think you’re looking at, sugar tits?”

And on Saturday he issued a statement apologizing for his behavior, saying:

“After drinking alcohol on Thursday night, I did a number of things that were very wrong and for which I am ashamed. I drove a car when I should not have, and was stopped by the LA County Sheriffs. The arresting officer was just doing his job and I feel fortunate that I was apprehended before I caused injury to any other person. I acted like a person completely out of control when I was arrested, and said things that I do not believe to be true and which are despicable. I am deeply ashamed of everything I said. Also, I take this opportunity to apologize to the deputies involved for my belligerent behavior. They have always been there for me in my community and indeed probably saved me from myself. I disgraced myself and my family with my behavior and for that I am truly sorry. I have battled with the disease of alcoholism for all of my adult life and profoundly regret my horrific relapse. I apologize for any behavior unbecoming of me in my inebriated state and have already taken necessary steps to ensure my return to health.”

As is usually the case, I like drunk Mel Gibson a hell of a lot more than sober Mel Gibson. Sure, sober Mel Gibson directed Braveheart, but drunk Mel Gibson calls women “sugar tits” and insults entire groups of people. He could stop a bullet with his bare hands and he still wouldn’t be as awesome in my eyes as he is this very moment.

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  1. alaskanchicsickle

    @97 Katie Holmes, is that you??

  2. I don’t understand why every time some celebrity gets wasted, they have a “disease” that they need to seek treatment for.

    Getting drunk and making an ass of yourself is not a disease. While I believe alcoholism exists, a single incident of drunken assininity is not necessarily proof that the person in question is an alcholic. Down here in KeeeyinTucky we’d just call him a “mean drunk.”

  3. katie

    yes and its true TCLTC!!!!!!

  4. diddleysquat

    Mel Gibson calling a female officer “sugartits” has got to be one of the funniest f*cking things I’ve heard in a long time. I STILL LOVE YA MEL!!! MAD MUTHERF*CKING MAX!!!!

  5. LindaParson

    FIRST biatches!!

  6. ebayfan414

    #82 Nico, I’m Jewish, and we have those meetings too! At “services” we discuss how to take over the greater Chicagoland area, infiltrate the government, cause teenage acne, run every bank in America, and kill people’s pets. After “services” we sit around whining and whining, as Katie pointed out.

    All in a day.

  7. ImSuicidal

    Is it me or is Mel Gibsons expression remarkably similar to Colin Farrells in this SF post: http://www.thesuperficial.com/2006/07/21/colin_farrell_drives_women_cra.html It must be an Aussie thing mate!

  8. LL

    I’m an atheist, but if had to choose sides between the Jews who run the world or Mel “Sugartits” Gibson, you know who I’m choosing… That’s right, I’m with Mel. ‘Cause crazy people are easy to manipulate. You just say you’re Jesus and they’ll do anything you want. Plus, you can get Mel all drunk and shit and then take compromising pictures of him with young boys, then you’d be set for life! He’s got all that Jesus money to pay you off with, provided he didn’t waste it all making another movie where all the characters speak in an obscure language. Wait…

  9. nico

    #97, I’m female.

    #106, I am so glad to hear our evil plots are going according to plan across the US. Yesterday, I started a small war in an African nation. All by my Jew self! Can you believe it?

    Mel is screwed. We own Hollywood. The conspiracy is real. Protect your children!

  10. Tits_McGhee

    Isn’t it funny how really “religious” people, like holy rollers turn out to be the most fucked up out of anyone? You know, the kind of people who don’t practice what they preach. I like to call them hypocritical Christians, the ones that give good Christians a bad name.

    I’m sure Jesus would approve, Mr. Gibson. He being Jewish and all.

  11. Sir Psycho Sexy

    97. In post 40, you said,

    “hes right about the war thing unfortunately. you all wouldnt get so defensive if it wasnt true”

    As I believe that you are probably not intelligent enough to understand sarcasm, and your posts are completely void of anything resembling humor, I must conclude that you are an anti-Semite.

    Hitler used similar indefensible arguments about Jewish conspiracies to justify his actions, …

    Nazi bitch.

  12. Sir Psycho Sexy

    97. In post 40, you said,

    “hes right about the war thing unfortunately. you all wouldnt get so defensive if it wasnt true”

    As I believe that you are probably not intelligent enough to understand sarcasm, and your posts are completely void of anything resembling humor, I must conclude that you are an anti-Semite.

    Hitler used similar indefensible arguments about Jewish conspiracies to justify his actions, …

    Nazi bitch.

  13. Sir Psycho Sexy

    97. In post 40, you said,

    “hes right about the war thing unfortunately. you all wouldnt get so defensive if it wasnt true”

    As I believe that you are probably not intelligent enough to understand sarcasm, and your posts are completely void of anything resembling humor, I must conclude that you are an anti-Semite.

    Hitler used similar indefensible arguments about Jewish conspiracies to justify his actions, …

    Nazi bitch.

  14. jrzbardyke

    Sadly, “sugar tits”, is likely to be Mel Gibson’s only positive contribution to our culture. Fucking Jesus freak.

  15. jrzbardyke

    Fucking Jesus freak.

  16. HarryNipples

    Thank goodness for those big, hunky Jewish boys and their big, circumsized cocks…should I have chosen a career path in Hollywood, I am sure I would have had more than my fair share of same, something Nancy Reagan in her younger days, eagerly partook of…I still think Mel should get circumsized by some angry Jewish grandmother with a rolling pin, or something suitably painful…

  17. HarryNipples

    My mother’s bundt cake fell the other day, and we are quite convinced that it was the fault of the jews…

    Seriously, has this idiot sincerely apologized to the jewish community besides saying something about making “despicable comments???”

  18. GG 4.33

    Up next, Mel kicks Holocaust survivors asses for questioning his father’s beliefs, calls Oskar Schindler a semen swirlin’ fag, sends a turd to Steven Spielberg, and tries to burn all copies of Shoah (Shoah, for those who don’t know, is a 9 hour documentary about Holocaust survivors).

  19. Getitstraight

    #77 – OMG that was really funny. I could not stop LAUGHING OUT LOUD. I read it over about 6 times, kinda dumb but hilarious. Thanks I needed that.

  20. Getitstraight

    #77 – OMG that was really funny. I could not stop LAUGHING OUT LOUD. I read it over about 6 times, kinda dumb but hilarious. Thanks I needed that.

  21. Gogo

    Sugartits? Ha!

  22. Gogo

    Sugartits? Ha!

  23. WorldWideWendy

    First

  24. I mean really, who gives a sh*t. He made an ass of himself. He feels worse now than any cop or jew he might have offended. Seriously though, its not like he said I hate all f-ing jews & cops. Last I checked there were bigger problems in the world.

  25. how come it’s not ok for mel to say that shit about jewish people but nobody seems to have a problem with making fun of christians? i’m not trying to be poignant or whatever – I seriously want to know the answer. aer well just angry bitter products of the churches we went to when we were growing up, so we feel we have the right?

    oh my gosh i am seriously — what am i doing saying this on the superficial. where is that “philosophy of faith” gossip blog i go to.

  26. E-Dawg

    #124: there are bigger problems in the world, most of which are caused by the kind of feelings Mel is apparently harboring.

  27. mmmmm….sugar tits

  28. bunnyhugger

    having been raised episcopalian (catholic lite) and also an avowed drunk (one of those i still practice, are you listening hopeless?) i know that i have said and done things totally against character while under the influence (aha, y’all are still guessing which, right?).for instance, there is no way in hell that i would show my tits around the neighborhood. but in n’awlins, surrounded with friendly parrot heads and beer fumes, i was proud to bring home a nice selection of beads.

    thus, (shit, did i just say thus?) i have a hunch that besides being drunk on his ass,
    his racial comments most likely came as habit, having been raised by a father like that. i know i use a lot of expressions which sound racist, but it’s just shit that comes out from growing up with very southern roots. i don’t mean a thing by it, and my family doesn’t mean anything.

    and i only say that because, seriously, i would LOVE to have mel gibson in handcuffs for an hour or two. no, really.
    begin the flame. i can handle it. WTF are the mugshots????

  29. StylinRed

    i always love reading people claiming “OH HES AN HOLOCAUST NONBELIEVER DIE!!!” always bending the truth just slighlty to suit their views… whenever you get a “holocaust nonbeliever” 99% of the time they just doubt certain aspects of the Holocaust because there’s no proof or there’s conflicting EVIDENCE.

    They’re NOT denying the entire holocaust just certain parts, they still believe Jews got persecuted/murdered along with other faiths and peoples.

    Regardless of that though many Jews love to jump on it and force a will over all people to see it their way only… so much so that they created their own special word for Prejudice (semite,semitism)

    it’s quite pathetic, so is the blowing up of this incedent.

  30. duoneb

    What did Gibson turn into mad max? Looks like it what a jerk, he really needs to check himself into more than a hospital how about letting the police take him to a dark alley and give him a little thearpy of their own and then turn him over to some jewish bad asses. Think he would learn?

  31. Thanks Mel! His rant has actually inspired me to design a sweet tee:

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  32. vasnik

    Thanks Mel! His rant has actually inspired me to design a sweet tee:

    http://www.zazzle.com/vasnik*/product/235268420745018588

  33. vasnik

    Thanks Mel! His rant has actually inspired me to design a sweet tee:

    http://www.zazzle.com/vasnik*/product/235268420745018588

  34. How come no one has broken the story that Gibson had a young, long-haired Jewish boy living in Gibson’s guest house in Malibu for at least 12 yrs? He just moved out a couple of yrs. ago. How do I know? Because he’s my first cousin. Didn’t have a job the whole time he lived w/Gibson, but apparently didn’t need any $ to do anything. We all thought it was strange, but I think Gibson liked cuz to fulfill his alternative desires. Check it out. It’s all true

  35. hope

    booze isnt a truth serum! How many times have you been loaded and told someone you love em when you really hate their freakin guts? Shit, the loser pack of hyenas should leave Mel alone.

  36. hope

    booze isnt a truth serum! How many times have you been loaded and told someone you love em when you really hate their freakin guts? Shit, the loser pack of hyenas should leave Mel alone.

  37. hope

    yeah I got a cousin living with Tom Cruise!

  38. hope

    who cares

  39. laura williams

    At least he took his punishment like a man and not whinnyass crybaby like paris hilton.

  40. One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listeningto strange music. Then one day, you will find that the things you tryhard to forget are already gone.

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