Mel Gibson drinks and drives and acts crazy

July 31st, 2006 // 141 Comments

Mel Gibson was arrested for a DUI on Friday after going 87 mph in a 45 mph zone, and during his confrontation with the arresting officers started acting nuts and saying ridiculously offensive things:

Once inside the car, a source directly connected with the case says Gibson began banging himself against the seat. The report says Gibson told the deputy, “You mother f****r. I’m going to f*** you.” The report also says “Gibson almost continually [sic] threatened me saying he ‘owns Malibu’ and will spend all of his money to ‘get even’ with me.” The report says Gibson then launched into a barrage of anti-Semitic statements: “F*****g Jews… The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.” Gibson then asked the deputy, “Are you a Jew?” The deputy became alarmed as Gibson’s tirade escalated, and called ahead for a sergeant to meet them when they arrived at the station. When they arrived, a sergeant began videotaping Gibson, who noticed the camera and then said, “What the f*** do you think you’re doing?” A law enforcement source says Gibson then noticed another female sergeant and yelled, “What do you think you’re looking at, sugar tits?”

And on Saturday he issued a statement apologizing for his behavior, saying:

“After drinking alcohol on Thursday night, I did a number of things that were very wrong and for which I am ashamed. I drove a car when I should not have, and was stopped by the LA County Sheriffs. The arresting officer was just doing his job and I feel fortunate that I was apprehended before I caused injury to any other person. I acted like a person completely out of control when I was arrested, and said things that I do not believe to be true and which are despicable. I am deeply ashamed of everything I said. Also, I take this opportunity to apologize to the deputies involved for my belligerent behavior. They have always been there for me in my community and indeed probably saved me from myself. I disgraced myself and my family with my behavior and for that I am truly sorry. I have battled with the disease of alcoholism for all of my adult life and profoundly regret my horrific relapse. I apologize for any behavior unbecoming of me in my inebriated state and have already taken necessary steps to ensure my return to health.”

As is usually the case, I like drunk Mel Gibson a hell of a lot more than sober Mel Gibson. Sure, sober Mel Gibson directed Braveheart, but drunk Mel Gibson calls women “sugar tits” and insults entire groups of people. He could stop a bullet with his bare hands and he still wouldn’t be as awesome in my eyes as he is this very moment.


  1. katie

    here is the definition of defensive right from

    Constantly protecting oneself from criticism, exposure of one’s shortcomings, or other real or perceived threats to the ego.

    ok, that being said, it was tongue in cheek, bc then i called him a crazy insane catholic, which, since i went to catholic school my entire life, i feel i can talk about.

    and who said anything about hitler? what are you talking about you made no sense.

  2. He ruined his own life and career. Very unbecoming for a brilliant actor. He should not be out, rehabilitate these kind of people for everybody’s welfare.

  3. Jules

    Gibson shouldn’t be allowed in public anymore.

    The worst part is, he is a celebrity and will get away with his “dispicable” behavior.

    He’s an a-hole.

  4. jFp

    you guys are right about the South Park thing. I hope they do another show on him now. I hope his next movie dies at the box office but I know all the christians will line up in droves to support their leader.

  5. LL

    Y’all, this is preemptive damage control for when his next movie comes out and blows and makes no money, he gets to blame the Jews. Cause that’s what Jews are for, after all, an all-purpose scapegoat for everything that goes wrong anywhere in the world. For example, I was late for work today… damn Jews. It won’t be that Mel’s next movie sucks or anything, it’s that all the Jews who run the whole entire world (even the vast majority of it that’s as Jewish as bacon) kept all 6 billion of us from going to his movie. I’m telling ya, he’s crazy… crazy like a fox.

    This also gives me new respect for South Park. I liked it before, now I think I will make it my religion, because clearly they know all the secrets. Tom Cruise in the closet, Mel Gibson screaming gibberish… I’m beginning to believe a Trapper Keeper really could take over the world…

  6. alaskanchicsickle

    @55 I was thinking along the same lines. Trey and Matt really are some uncannily perceptive mofos. And Matt is a smokin’ sexy Jew. And you know all Jewish men are animals in the sack, grrrrowwl baby.

  7. @51 katie i’m sorry i just didn’t see tongue in cheek there. i will take your word for it and apologize for having posted before i had my coffee.

    p.s. sorry about the catholic school, now i feel bad for you.

  8. HollyJ

    I think the entire universe already knew Gibson was a raving Christian-zealot Jew-hater. Is this supposed to be news?

    Next movie:
    “The Passion of Hizbullah”

  9. RichPort

    Damn bible bullies. Isn’t he an immigrant? They should call ICE on his ass. Jesus groupies make me sick.

  10. Italian Stallion

    “Chicken bone neck cock sucking Jews”………..

  11. alcohol = truth serum
    gibson is all but done in hollywood now
    ps: sugar tits? lol

  12. Merebear

    I think the first post is the funniest post I’ve read in a LONG time (and she didn’t say first!!!)

    Good one, Linnea.

    Also, I’m really glad that Mel’s not attractive anymore. I’d have a hard time disliking him this much if he still looked like he did in Lethal Weapon the first.

  13. ps: isn’t “sugar tits” the name of a breakfast cereal?!

  14. Is anyone else seeing these perfectly relevent ads at the top of their screens? I like how I can “read Jesus’ final words from the original eyewitness biographies” and also how to get “reliable info on symptoms, causes, and effective treatments” of Alcohol Abuse. To me it is better than the article…

  15. South Park had Mel pegged. Check this out:

  16. HarryNipples

    He’s right about the jews…they caused the tsunami and the recent heat wave – I have also suspected for years that my being ditched on prom night was also the work of the jews…

    What a major douchenik – I don’t suppose Spielberg will be calling him anytime soon for any upcoming projects…apparently there is a TAPE of Melvin’s tirade – “The Best of Mel – Live in Malibu”…

  17. biatcho

    Whoa, I totally had the EXACT same Saturday night as Mel Gibson. sweet.

  18. HarryNipples

    Maybe he can get a job doing stand-up in the Catskills…

  19. biatcho

    ‘cept I don’t have to apolgize for my beahvior, it’s all a part of my charm.

  20. chelleann66

    BAC of .12? Are you frickin’ kidding me?
    God damned amateur.

  21. jrzmommy

    I don’t really care too much about Mel Gibson anymore now that he’s over 50 and old and ugly. It’s not a huge secret that he’s a drunk and a Jew hater anyhow.

  22. Linnea


    I try to keep my artistic credibility. :P

  23. teenage fairy

    last time I checked, wasn’t mel jewish?

  24. @ 73 how often have you been checking

  25. shankyouverymuch

  26. Sheva

    Okay, let’s get the rules clear to all you rookies on Hollywierd:

    1. If you a muslim, you get a free pass. Feel free to talk about empire, Caliphates and Islamic domination all you want. Don’t worry if it sounds violent or gets out of hand.
    Remember, you are a minority, you get a free pass.

    2. Any attack on Christian or Catholic values is to be deemed bravery. You can piss on a crucifix, use shit for a depiction of Christian figures, devote film budgets depicting priests as all homos (but only in a bad way), etc, etc.

    3. Remember that nothing is worse than being a Nazi. It doesn’t matter if almost every single one of them is dead or has been dead. You gotta milk that. Every gentile is guilty of being a nazi or supporting them, in one way or another. (As for all the commies walking around and their 100 million victims, hey they were just well meaning misunderstood folks. No movie there, move along.)

    4. Pornography is just free speech and should be protected. One day, we’ll get that under 18 thing fixed. But in the meantime, the tribel has to collect big time.

    5. You can your wife or your date ala Phil Spector, bed a 13 year old ala Roman Polanski, do lots of drugs and be a complete dick and all is forgiveable except one thing….

    Don’t mess with the tribe.

    Having said that, take the shackles off the Israelis and let them finish the job.

    And let’s hope Mel gets help for his disease.

  27. Justin Igger

    once someone thought i was a jew but i told them i’m Justin Igger and dat was da end of dat

  28. jFp


  29. Sir Psycho Sexy

    51. No. You can’t feign sarcasm after people call you on Nazi propaganda.

    Mel Gibson may be insane, but that observance does not give you the right to call Jews “whiners” for being outraged at the comments of a cocksucking anti-Semite.

    40. Nazi bitch.

    76. Let’s hope Mel gets a one way ticket to Beirut, with an Israeli GPS tracker inserted in his rectum.

    77. Why, …

    I am also personally offended that Mel Gibson used the term “sugar tits”. Just as I am offended that Alec Baldwin used the term “fruit salad head”. Not because the terms are actually derogatory, but because they are gay.

    Learn to curse, fucktards!

  30. Sheva

    78. – Aren’t you late for a Lindzer Lowhore event? Like a drunken cokefest with blowbangs for all with her mom?

    Now 79. – appropriate punishment would be for Mel to be given a gun and sent out with the IDF. Then he’d see the wisdom of his errors.

    That would be a just way for him to learn from his mistake.

  31. Anida S. Hower

    Apparently people who’ve made a movie about Jesus tend to think more highly of themselves. He ain’t that great, he ain’t that good-looking and apparently, he’s also a dumbass.

  32. nico

    wait, am I the only jew who reads this site?

    yea, I am jewish, and there is definitely a conspiracy that we’re all a part of. you think we actually go for “religious services” at temple? it’s all divided up around the country. in LA for example (where I am), we discuss how to further infiltrate the entertainment business. we actively make mel gibson’s life more difficult. every day. so he is totally entitled to complain.


  33. #34, you’re right! he must have acted like this before and the guys from South Park saw it because the South Park Episode was just too dead on and it took place a year or so ago.

  34. Everyone knows that people tell nothing but the truth about how they feel when they are drunk. Mel Gibson can try all he wants to cover up his sick character when he’s sober, but we’ve known all along that he thinks he “owns malibu,” hates jews, and doesn’t respect women one bit. If anyone on here is a Mel Gibson fan, smack yourself in the face. Hard.

  35. SsssshYouDon'tKnowMe-HiMom!

    What a shame! What was the Passion of the Christ movie all about???! Guess it was just another money-making project in the guise of something profound and meaningful in Mr. Gibson’s life. He apologized to the whole earth EXCEPT to the Jews – what’s that all about??! It really shouldn’t be a surprise – but you would think Mel Gibson would have been one of the least fake people in showbiz!

  36. Sheva

    Nico, does your dad know what you are up to?
    Trying to take dad’s job is like fratricide or something like that.

    As for Mel, he took crap for a year before the movie even opened. And there’s nothing worse than being iced before your movie opens but slurring it for a full year before it’s even seen?

    Becoming the 7th highest money maker in film was done with no Hollywierd support at all, in fact they tried to kill it but failed.

    Some habits just die hard. :)

  37. biatcho

    I remember the good old days when making fun of jews was perfectly & socially acceptable. So we can’t do that anymore either? Goddamn it. can’t smoke in a bar, can’t make fun of jews, what’s next – having to report every crap I take to the government for testing???? Well I say, here’s my BudMud from this past weekend – lick it up fucker.

  38. ivri

    of COURSE mel gibson owns malibu. i mean, it’s a matter of the six degrees of craziness. jesus owns the world. therefore jesus owns malibu. mel gibson directed that movie about jesus. therfore jesus hearts mel. ergo, mel owns malibu. it just took us all longer to figure this out than mel because he was so hammered.

  39. BIMBO the monkey


    Kiiich kich kiiiiich kich
    kich kiiiiich kich
    kiiiiich kich kich
    kiiiiiich k**ch, K****ch
    kich k*****ch kich

  40. HarryNipples

    The jews caused my teenage acne – also my cousin Shirley failed her mid-terms 10 years ago, and I know for a fact that it was caused by the jews…my pet kittycat died of distemper in 1962 and when I poured my heart out to Mel Gibson, I discovered to my horror that the jews caused this atrocity also…

    God I hate them…

  41. Hopeless_Screenwriter

    @89 BIMBO

    I was wondering the same thing.

    Why do the Superfish
    people bleep out the
    words fuck, fucker
    and fucking jew?

  42. SirPsychoSexy, thanks for the support.

    Also, what is a fruit salad head supposed to be?

    I pose a new addendum to superfish law: From now on, anything the monkey say, goes.

  43. HarryNipples

    Maybe as an apology, he should let Bruce Vilanch circumsize him! Haaaaaaaa…

  44. ImSuicidal

    fratricide >> f-r-a-t-r-i-c-i-d-e >> fratricide:

  45. ImSuicidal

    from #86 fratricide >> f-r-a-t-r-i-c-i-d-e >> fratricide:

  46. Marhaba

    Oh dear God, that South Park episode was funny AND prescient! :-D

    You remember the one. The boys go see The Passion of the Christ. For Cartmen it’s a call to become a Nazi-like president of the Mel Gibson fan club. Stan and Kyle think it’s complete rubbish and they go to Gibson’s house to get their money back. Gibson proves to be a complete freak, spouts gibberish, stalks the boys back to South Park, and cuts a big wet fart on Cartmen.

  47. katie

    can we find another term besides nazi here. not everyone who disagrees with an idea is a nazi. seriously get a freakin life, or at least a dictionary. nazi propaganda, laughable indeed. nazi propganda would be saying an entire group of people need to die or something like that. since i am catholic and nazi’s hate catholics i think your assertion is just plain stupid. moron learn your freaking facts.

    not only that, but it was a joke. do you believe that nico is also part of that gigantic jewish conspiracy to take over the world just like he said?


    mel gibson should be taken out back and shot just for being a religious nut. its what i think should happen to every religious nut i dont care what religion they ascribe to.


    Well personally, I am Christian (NON PRACTICING) and I do drink and I have said a few bad slang words towards idiots. I don’t really feel the guy should get the shaft…although I wouldn’t mind but anyhow, he should not be judged by his father nor what he said when he was drunk. If he hated Jews so bad then the movie he produced would have had some bad light on Jews. Thanks yall! First post!


    Oh, and it’s unfair to say someone saying “F@#$@#g Jews” is bad when “N$GG##’s” is not. JMO though, it should be the same for all.

  50. #76 said:
    “3. Remember that nothing is worse than being a Nazi. It doesn’t matter if almost every single one of them is dead or has been dead.”

    You mean they’re coming back now?

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