Mel Gibson’s Having a Great Day (For Real This Time)

July 28th, 2010 // 42 Comments
Mel Gibson

After visiting with the beeje-deprived actor last week, child services is backing Mel Gibson as a “great father” and will not restrict access to his daughter Lucia despite reports – and audio tapes – suggesting he accidentally punched her in the mouth while aiming for Oksana Grigorieva. RadarOnline reports:

“The Department of Children and Family Services believes Mel has a wonderful relationship with his infant daughter Lucia,” a source close to the actor told RadarOnline.com. DCFS visited Gibson at his home last week, as RadarOnline.com was first to report.
“They have a very healthy father-daughter relationship,” the source said. “He is very involved with her. Mel is a great father to her and this is why there have been no changes as far as his visits with her are concerned.”

Even more good news, Oksana’s publicist just bailed out, according to TMZ:

We’re told there was definitely a money issue — as in Oksana doesn’t have any to pay for Jaffe’s services.
Sources close to Oksana say she was not happy with the job Jaffe was doing. We’re told Oksana was especially disappointed with how Jaffe handled the extortion allegations Gibson has made against her.

Without a publicist constantly assaulting his image, this could be just the opportunity Mel Gibson needs to turn his image around. Or light Oksana’s house on fire and insult her fakers without someone documenting it in a press release. Could go either way on this one.

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Comments (42)

  1. Simon Ward | July 28, 2010 at 11:36 am

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    Reply
    • Sheena | July 28, 2010 at 11:56 am

      I do love the cock. Not YOURS, mind you…

      Reply
      • Simon Ward | July 29, 2010 at 4:42 am

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    • Cock Dr | July 28, 2010 at 12:12 pm

      Health & well being of cock is very important to me.
      But Simon Ward’s cock can rot & fall off.

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      • dudeatdudedotdude | July 28, 2010 at 12:17 pm

        hey.. hyppocratic oath…..

      • Simon Ward | July 29, 2010 at 4:48 am

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    • Cock Dr | July 28, 2010 at 12:20 pm

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      • em | July 28, 2010 at 1:52 pm

        Still applies.

        M.D.-Ph.d.

  2. Cock Dr | July 28, 2010 at 11:36 am

    Keep the two parents apart & all may be well.

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    • Ivy | July 28, 2010 at 11:38 am

      I sure hope so for the baby’s sake.

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    • dudeatdudedotdude | July 28, 2010 at 12:15 pm

      hope so cock. btw something, when you reserve a table at a resturant do they say ‘cock dr table for two..’? i notice doctors like to mention that they’re dr’s at resturants. i mention im an emt and they look at me sideways.

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      • Cock Dr | July 28, 2010 at 12:21 pm

        I keep it quiet, as I don’t wish to be disrupted if some fat fuck starts choking on a ravioli.

      • dudeatdudedotdude | July 28, 2010 at 12:44 pm

        good point–plus if mel was there and needed cock attention well who wants dick in their face while theyre trying to eat lol

      • Cock Dr | July 28, 2010 at 12:59 pm

        I would have to resist the urge to throw Mad Mel down & give him a vasectomy with a butter knife.

      • dudeatdudedotdude | July 28, 2010 at 1:03 pm

        hah for extra insult tell him it’s a bris!

  3. Danny Glover | July 28, 2010 at 11:43 am

    Now i’ll go on the record and say “Mel is swell”

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  4. Walker | July 28, 2010 at 11:43 am

    This wouldnt be allowed if there was any validity in the context of the tapes

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  5. H8erade | July 28, 2010 at 11:44 am

    HAH! In your face COCKsana!

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  6. Jimbo | July 28, 2010 at 11:46 am

    I knew all of this was a conspiracy against Mel. He is a wonderful guy and does not deserve to be drug through the mud like this….

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  7. Rush | July 28, 2010 at 11:49 am

    LAST!

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    • Jimbo | July 28, 2010 at 11:53 am

      I wish you were. Next please….

      Reply
      • Rush | July 28, 2010 at 3:46 pm

        i wished i was too, but alas, i was not.

  8. Sheena | July 28, 2010 at 11:54 am

    I would like to know how child services can determine that anyone has a “healthy” relationship with an infant. As long as you feed ‘em, change their diapers, and don’t punch them in the head, that’s about the extent of any “relationship” you can have with a baby anyway! Way to go, state of California.

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    • dudeatdudedotdude | July 28, 2010 at 12:51 pm

      consider: this is the state that lets you keep kidnapped children in your back yard compound and have sex/families with them

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      • justifiable | July 28, 2010 at 2:58 pm

        Keeps ‘em off the street and occupied. Plus all the kids will be registered voters in 18 years. Win-win.

    • Wiley | August 2, 2010 at 3:20 pm

      Sheena, do us all a favor and don’t have kids because you don’t have a clue about babies and yours will all become idiots for lack of stimulation. I know it’s hard to accept the fact that fathers are finally being recognized as parents and you will have to actually be a good mother to get custody of your kids. Fact is, kids raised by fathers are much more successful.

      Reply
  9. Viv | July 28, 2010 at 12:20 pm

    So you mean the accusations were false? she was only anfter the money? what a shock. That also means all those horrible statements Mel did about mexicans and jews are false too! Shame on you Fish for soiling Mel’s reputation.

    This is the perfect time to release Lethal Weapon 5, summer’s not over yet.

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    • Cock Dr | July 28, 2010 at 12:22 pm

      Bring on the beaver movie!

      Reply
  10. Belisario | July 28, 2010 at 1:14 pm

    Right on ! If you love your children, you beat them.

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    • neighborhood bully | July 28, 2010 at 3:03 pm

      if you don’t i will!

      Reply
  11. havoc | July 28, 2010 at 1:23 pm

    Its probably a bit of both. He’s a racist, alcoholic, Opus Dei fucktard and she’s a golddigging, baby making extortionist.

    .

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    • someguy | July 28, 2010 at 5:31 pm

      Aren’t these some of the American values that you treasure ?

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  12. Romeo Rodreguz | July 28, 2010 at 2:53 pm

    I know the public is outraged and pissed at Mel, but I have listened to the tapes and I don’t feel maligned toward him.

    He was obviously set up. There is no ramp up to his anger on the recordings, safe to assume Oksana fired him up and pushed his buttons and then hung up on him, and then started the recorder and answered all calm and angelic. We all say regretful and terrible things at some time or another when we are angry and ranting. Mel obviously needs to be on some medication to help his anger management issues, Lithium, Prozac, Wellbutrin, whatever.

    But what bothers me most is *why* — for what reason would Oksana make the tapes? if it were of pure intentions to gain sole custody of her child, there is no reason to publicly release the tapes and harm the image of your baby’s daddy. in fact, it would be counter productive to do so if child support is based on his earnings, since the earning potential of Mel drops dramatically with their release. It seems most plausible that the (furious woman scorned) tapes were very likely made to blackmail/extort Mel for financial gain, with the threat that if you don’t pay up, then I get the satisfaction of tarnishing your image by releasing them to the public. Which is what seems to have happened.

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    • Matrim | July 28, 2010 at 3:20 pm

      That’s just the thing, even if he WAS set up that doesn’t excuse ANYTHING he said. Just because someone made you really mad doesn’t mean it’s OK to be a racist, sexist, bigoted fuckwit. Was he baited? Probably. Does that make anything he said fine? Not a chance.

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      • Mica Weston | July 28, 2010 at 4:45 pm

        It does in America. Its called freedom of speech…and anyone can be racist, sexist, bigoted, misogynistic, threatening, degrading etc etc etc.

        Want another example? Listen to just about ANY rap song.

        Oh wait…but thats ok though, right? Because the are descendants of slaves and need a hand up in white society, right?

        Maybe Mel listens to rap music 24/7 and has since it started and thats just how he talks.

        BTW…If a white South African becomes a citizen of the United States, does that make him African American and entitled to all the benefits/handouts currently available to other african americans?

    • FrankNfrtr | July 28, 2010 at 3:51 pm

      “We all say regretful and terrible things at some time or another when we are angry and ranting.”
      No we don’t. Not like THAT. Speak for yourself & your own screwed up family & friends.
      And why does a woman make tapes of their babydaddy & former lover sounding absolutely batshit insane? Mad Mel practically told her to….”No one will believe you”. Hell hath no fury……..

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      • Anon | July 28, 2010 at 5:11 pm

        Hell hath no fury for mel scorned apparently.
        She’s going to pay big time for this.

        Shows up the joke saying you seem to love so much.

  13. Mel Gibson's Shrink | July 28, 2010 at 8:18 pm

    Of course he is. We have been in extensive pherapy for the last month. And by that I mean he won’t be burning down my house.

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  14. captain america | July 29, 2010 at 12:41 am

    yep, EVEN “MISTAKES” HAVE!!

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  15. Doc Schweinstrudel | July 29, 2010 at 12:57 am

    Child Services visited Mel and after having a productive conver$ation decided that Mel wa$ great father for hi$ daughter Lucia!

    Reply
  16. Susana hoff | July 29, 2010 at 10:38 am

    ok, so know they are reporting that those taped messages were all within a 10 hour period. Kinda changes things a little bit I think. Prior to that news, everyone was making sound like it was months and months of taping.

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    • Aussie Mama | August 1, 2010 at 8:43 pm

      it’s all been cut, doctored, volumes adjusted, switched around, photoshopped pix, unsubstansiated reports, daily leaks, maximum damage the goal.
      i bet my bits, oksana gets zilch, he gets his child and life goes on. she will be forgotten immediately and you will see her mud flaps in playboy or something, he will continue to do what he does best, make films and be a great father to his 7 children and grandchildren. i just hope he gets a vasectomy. with the sorta $$$ he has, he is a huge target.
      it’s been lies from day 1.
      watch the outcome of court and see that he is not the villain portrayed here at all.
      like mickey rourke had the balls to say straight away. mel is a grat guy, do not believe what you read… and on oksana….screw the bitch.
      hmmmm maybe, people should have listened.

      Reply

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