Mel Gibson’s Dad: ‘The Pope’s a Queer’

The Superficial | August 10, 2010 - 12:34 pm

I’m going to assume Oksana Grigorieva found the secret underground bunker where Mel Gibson’s publicist hides the actor’s father Hutton Gibson because somehow the old man recently called into The Political Cesspool radio show where he proceeded to accuse Pope Benedict of being a “queer” working in cahoots with the Masons. Even more shocking? Not a single anti-semitic remark. Get me a voice analysis! This can’t be right. RadarOnline reports:

He claimed that Pope Benedict was both “a homosexual” and “a slippery character” while also being involved in a Masonic conspiracy that was aiming to destroy the Catholic Church from within.
Hutton claimed that the Catholic Church isn’t fighting the repeal of Proposition 8 “because half of the people there in the Vatican are queer. They have not handled the horrible situation in the church. In fact they have fostered it because as I say they are trying to destroy the church.”
When asked by hosts of The Political Cesspool if he thought Pope Benedict was a homosexual Hutton replied, “I certainly do.
“Why else would he put up with this? He was in charge of stamping it out. And he did nothing… He’s a slippery character.”

Jesus. There’s no way you can’t tell me Oksana didn’t orchestrate this. Just by being with Mel for a few months, she had to know Hutton’s response to any question will always be “The Pope’s a faggot.”

MEL: Dad, what do you want on your sandwich?
HUTTON: Pope’s a faggot.

MEL: Hey, pop, wanna watch the game?
HUTTON: Maybe after the pope’s done being a faggot.

MEL: Dad, can you tell the kids a story?
HUTTON: I’ve got just the one! “Pope Faggot: The Mason.” It all started in 1927 when I found a Jew chewing on me penny jar…