Mel Gibson Will Save Charlie Sheen

Presumably to protect the dues for their local Jew-Hating chapter, Mel Gibson has launched a crusade to save Charlie Sheen’s life which could also be a ploy to find himself knee-deep in blowjobs so he doesn’t kill again. Let’s assume all that stuff. E! News reports:

Gibson has been reaching out to the Two and a Half Men actor “for some time now,” a source says. “Mel’s trying to save this guy’s life.”
Sheen told CNN’s Piers Morgan Tonight last night that the Oscar winner called him to offer support.
“He’s a stone cold dude,” Sheen said of Gibson.
Sheen also told Howard Stern about Gibson when he called into his radio show this morning. “Of course he did,” Sheen said when the shock jock asked if Gibson had called. “Mel’s a rock star. I love him…I’m a huge fan and I think he’s a beautiful man.”

Charlie also revealed that Sean Penn stopped by the house to offer his support, so I’m starting to think this is becoming less about checking up on him and more about him filling a boxing ring with porn stars so these dudes can get their penchant for women-punching on. “Alright, fellas, listen up. These are ladies we’re dealing with, so Uncle Charlie wants you to go easy on ‘em. — HA! I’m kidding, I’m kidding. But for real though, you’ll find a gun taped to each of your gloves…”

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