Mel Gibson Will Apologize. But Only To a Man.

By: The Superficial / October 26, 2010

“Okay, maybe to this one. But only ’cause she’s got the dyke.”

After publicly losing a cameo in The Hangover 2, Mel Gibson is starting to realize it’s time for another media mea culpa where he’ll share his side of the story involving Oksana Grigorieva. Except this time around he’s not going to trust some dame to do the interview because they just mess everything up. Popeater reports:

Mel did an interview with Diane Sawyer after his anti-Semitic remarks several years ago, and that didn’t go so well for him,” a friend of the actor says. “Now, with the stakes even higher, everyone thinks it would be better for a man to sit opposite another man to discuss everything that has been going on lately.

Yes, clearly it was Diane Sawyer’s fault Mel Gibson’s attempts to hide the fact he’s a rabid anti-Semite failed. Because blaming everything that goes wrong on a woman is the thought process of a rational, tolerant individual. “See? I told ya jamokes it wouldn’t take if ya used the gash. This is why Ol’ Mel talks to a man or he talks with a fist, ya hear? It’s elementary. Like how a wetback always know how to mow yards. Instinct, knuckleheads.”