Mel Gibson Will Apologize. But Only To a Man.

October 26th, 2010 // 30 Comments
Mel Gibson and Jodie Foster

“Okay, maybe to this one. But only ’cause she’s got the dyke.”

After publicly losing a cameo in The Hangover 2, Mel Gibson is starting to realize it’s time for another media mea culpa where he’ll share his side of the story involving Oksana Grigorieva. Except this time around he’s not going to trust some dame to do the interview because they just mess everything up. Popeater reports:

Mel did an interview with Diane Sawyer after his anti-Semitic remarks several years ago, and that didn’t go so well for him,” a friend of the actor says. “Now, with the stakes even higher, everyone thinks it would be better for a man to sit opposite another man to discuss everything that has been going on lately.

Yes, clearly it was Diane Sawyer’s fault Mel Gibson’s attempts to hide the fact he’s a rabid anti-Semite failed. Because blaming everything that goes wrong on a woman is the thought process of a rational, tolerant individual. “See? I told ya jamokes it wouldn’t take if ya used the gash. This is why Ol’ Mel talks to a man or he talks with a fist, ya hear? It’s elementary. Like how a wetback always know how to mow yards. Instinct, knuckleheads.”

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  1. Home sick & bored

    Whatever happened to just “laying low,” and “taking the backseat” for a while?

    Also therapy and meds help too..Just saying’

    • Aussie Mama

      Bout time he spoke out and had his say too and yes I agree speaking with a man over a feminist will be fairer any day.

    • cindy

      Stop condemning the man. Look at Woody Allen, Charlie Sheen, Elia Kazan, Tommy Lee, and countless others The truth is any movie Mel makes will be a Blockbuster. Stay out of their privatel lives and let them entertain.

  2. Mr. T

    whose that man he is posing with in this picture?

  3. The ONLY HETERO in this Joint

    I’m just going to say it because it needs saying: AS A JEW I LOVE MEL GIBSON.

    I would go gay for Mel Gibson.

    (Figured I’d beat you all to the punch – especially that jew hating idiot Dante!)

    • Errrr I don’t hate the Jewish. I don’t even hate you Only. You deny you are Gay and all but I don’t hate you. By the way, Mel Gibson isn’t the only Mel you’d go gay for. Mel from Mel’s Diner of 80′s TV Show Alice fame. You’d even kiss Mel’s ‘grits’. If Mel Torme were alive I’m sure you’d try to Velvet his Fog.

      As for fish, you seem a little angry about Mel Gibson still, but you have nothing but kind words for Chris Brown. Interesting trend I am seeing here.

      • The ONLY HETERO in this Joint

        Dante -
        I H-E-A-R your muffled cries of joy with Kevin’s penis in your mouth.

        Hey! Dante! H-E-R-E is some more of Kevin’s penis for ya!

        See the difference…?

        Regards,
        Just another citizen doing his best to combat illiteracy.

      • Oompa Loompa HQ

        Mr Squid, why are you wasting time with the site’s most energetic troll?
        He tries to start fights all the time. It gets him off. That’s why he’s here; specifically to start fights. Quit giving him more masturbation material.

    • hate 'er

      Hetero is gay. And a jew. And most likely has no life.

      • Kevin

        The guy has posted 3 times in this post alone. When you spend all day commenting several times on gossips blogs, you can safely change “most likely has to life” to “has a life sucking lots of dick”

      • The ONLY HETERO in this Joint

        Asked and answered.

        Get Kevin’s dick outta’ your ears and try to keep up.

      • The ONLY HETERO in this Joint

        Now Kevin –

        Is THAT really your best shot at this? Come on buddy you can do better. I know you have it in you. I’m rooting for ya buddy…..

  4. Ray Sist

    Shouldn’t Wetback be capitalized?

  5. Deacon Jones

    Uhhhhh,

    Is some disgruntled, obese lesbian subbing for the FISH today?

  6. harry satchel

    Say what you will about him, the headline of this post about MG is based on a statement from an UNNAMED “friend of the actor” that appeared on…Popeater.

    Weak.

    • Aussie Mama

      Too right Harry, always un unamed source close to the actor.
      Bullshit I say. Unless you hear a direct quote, don’t believe the disinformation, planted to discredit and make people look the way the media want them to look.

  7. Ksurfiws

    “…it wouldn’t take if you used the gash”
    Your Australian accent sucks. But this could be the finest line ever written in blog form.
    Do they have a Pulitzer Prize for your kind?

  8. All i can say is i would certainly like to fuck Jodie Foster. she is still hot.

  9. well tell me the interview will at least be conducted by a Jewish man

  10. SeeItComing

    Your article reeks of bias. I hope Mel waits on the interview until the Major Crimes division of the LAPD finishes their investigation and charges Oksana. She has lied herself into a corner, not to mention her swarm of unhappy lawyers who can’t jump ship fast enough. Mel needs to let the law clear his name–it will happen. Then the interviews are his and his alone.

  11. captain america

    pssssst: HE IS JEALOUS ON MOST WOMEN, folks.

  12. mel, just hit a domestic violence program for a few months–so to speak. and maybe an anger management class. then all will be forgiven. dont wait till it’s court ordered, show some initiative. and DONT under ANY circumstances APOLOGIZE AGAIN. ffs if you only learn one thing from bill clinton, never say you’re sorry when it comes to women..

  13. paul

    Fingers crossed it’s Glenn Beck. That would be AWESOME!

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