Mel Gibson Wept

What? This is how he cries.

Mel GIbson reportedly choked up during a custody hearing yesterday while talking about his daughter Lucia despite the fact the kid’s essentially a weapon in the hands of Oksana Grigorieva now. TMZ reports:

Mel’s voice cracked as he talked about his 1-year-old during his testimony.
Oksana Grigorieva — who wants Judge Scott Gordon to strip Mel of overnight visits with Lucia — testified that whenever the baby spent the night at Mel’s, she came back “acting funny.” We’re told Oksana did not get specific as to what “funny” meant.
On cross examination Mel’s lawyers did a show-and-tell, playing video of Oksana talking to PEOPLE magazine and other media outlets, asking, “Do you think by talking to the media you are looking out for the best interests of Lucia?” Oksana was also grilled about allegedly talking to TMZ.

While I’m not about to discount the fact that Mel Gibson is, oh I dunno, an actor trained to weep on cue, this custody battle really isn’t doing Oksana any favors. Christ, she’s losing to a crazed psychopath who demands oral sex lest he make the fire go boom. Also, he openly believes black people travel in “packs” when everyone knows the proper vernacular is “herd.” (Racist.) Regardless, despite all the alleged gun-pulling, baby-punching and domestic abuse, a judge is still willing to let him see his daughter on account of gold-digging so deep, Oksana’s practically in China yanking on Mel’s wallet. She probably showed up in court with a pick axe and gold dust on her shoulders. “Vhat? Dis? I vas, how you say, gardening.”