Mel Gibson Wants Timothy Dalton to Blow Him Now. Or Something.
With the Mel Gibson recordings starting to get long in the tooth, producers wisely decided it was a time to bring in a guest star: Enter two-time 007 Timothy Dalton, father of Oksana Grigorieva‘s 12-year-old son, and the subject of Mel’s latest rant which, like always, goes out on a classy ending that will touch your heart. RadarOnline reports:
In the new tape, furious Mel says: “Did you get my last message about me being a bad father, and Tim being a great dad now?”
Oksana, who does not fight back on the new tape, utters a barely audible “no,” as Gibson continues to rant, hurling some of the most hateful language yet captured on audio.
“You didn’t hear that one?” Mel continues. “Well, you should go and f*ck him (Dalton), you know, you fickle c*nt because I don’t care.”
“The game’s over,” Mel yells. “Okay. The game’s over. Let the new games begin so you can get it on with anybody else and your son can watch it. What is it? Number 45 he’s going to have to look at? F*cking good.”
“I despise you,” he says with fury in his voice. “I don’t want you back. You have proven yourself to me. You’re not the f*cking woman I want. You’re a f*cking fake. You’re a f*cking sham. You don’t know what the f*ck it means to make a man happy. You didn’t make me f*cking happy. I couldn’t make you happy with the BEST I DID FOR ANYBODY, EVER! EVER,” he yells. “You f*cking glum c*nt!”
“Glum cunt.” *jots that down* So let me make sure I understand the general thesis here: Mel Gibson is falling apart – probably because this is at least the seventh phone call he’s made threatening arson with a side of racial sauce – and realizes he probably sent Oksana straight back into the arms of 007. So to patch things over he suggests she fucks Timothy Dalton directly in front of their 12-year-old son. Wow! I’m honestly impressed at the suggestion of family togetherness. Maybe this Mel Gibson isn’t so bad after all once you get past all the bigotry, domestic violence, blowjob bloodlust, verbal abuse, anti-Semitism, firearms, anger issues, murderous obsession with fakers….
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