Mel Gibson Wants His Blowjobs: ‘You Hit the Baby’ Edition

July 20th, 2010 // 72 Comments

Before we all lose in ourselves in a tizzy over Lindsay Lohan finally going to jail – and probably walking right out this afternoon – let’s not forget there’s still Mel Gibson recordings out there. Like today’s latest one from RadarOnline which literally has everything from baby punching to “maleness” threatening to the only way to deliver an apology:

Baby Hitting!
Oksana: You’re acting as a crazy man right now and you have been for many, many months. And you hit me, and you hit her (Lucia) while she was in my hands! Mel, you’re losing your mind. You need medication.”
Mel: You need a f*cking kick up the a** for being a b*tch, c*nt, gold digging whore! With a p*ssy son! And I want my child, and no one will believe you! So f*ck you!”

“Maleness!”
“I’m not giving you my house and you can rot unless you crawl back, s*ck my cock and say you’re sorry, in that order! Do you understand me? You f*cking offend my f*cking maleness, my masculinity, my being, my soul!”

Implants!
“If you get raped it’s your fault, for starters. Showing off your fake t*ts! Like they’re some special deal? How much did they cost, those fakers?”

Adding authenticity to the tapes TMZ reports that after playing parts of the recordings for his lawyers, Mel and Oksana brokered a $15 million deal during a custody mediation to keep them sealed. Except Oksana eventually walked from the deal claiming she felt “coerced,” so she might actually want to reveal what a monster Mel Gibson is to the world. Then again, the man owns a freaking island, so she probably held out for a cool billion and the original Mona Lisa which I’m going to assume already has a hole in the mouth.

Photo: Getty

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  1. Kiss My Ass Elmo

    Fuck both these people.

  2. The humungus

    Just walk away Mel, you can put a stop to all this, just walk away.

  3. Cock Dr

    I need to find that site that has the kitten pictures delivering the Mel Gibson wit & witticisms du jour. Not that I don’t enjoy the SW slant on things.
    This transcript is hard to……swallow.
    Here’s hoping babymama got a load of cash, a nanny & a nice stretch of beachfront property. May the 2 protagonists of this awful play never talk or set eyes on one another ever ever again. Amen.

  4. jim x

    She probably should have taken the $15 mil; now he’ll probably pay $60 mil to lawyers to give her nothing.

    That said, I hope she gets him for $100 mil. Not because she’s that good, but because he’s proven to be that much of a jackhole.

  5. Anonymous

    Sad what an asshole Mel. Can’t even watch old Mel movies anymore.

    A tramp for a baby’s mama is no excuse for how he acts.

  6. I hate sparkling wiggles too!!

    NEW QUOTE OF THE YEAR!!

    “I’m not giving you my house and you can rot unless you crawl back, suck my cock and say you’re sorry, IN THAT ORDER! Do you understand me?”

    HAHAHA!!

    Who gives a shit about this stupid russian bitch? Shes the scurge and deserves whatever she gets… you hear me Dr. Cockinschwagglegobblecocky?

    • JRS22

      This on the QOTY and about the russian cunt.

    • If I could time travel back in time to high school I would use that as my senior quote in the yearbook.

    • Doc Schweinstrudel

      Mel is not the only one who needs medication.

    • butterboo

      That’s not very “devout Catholic” of him.

      So he has sex without a condom resulting in 7 + kids, totally in line with his beliefs…..totally fine with ‘plop till you drop’ thing because the woman is doing all the work and he doesn’t have to wear a rubber.

      But he luvs oral and demands it from his whore so many times (which goes against Vatican rules that sex must be for procreation, and have the possibility of children – oh, and his first marriage).

      Luv how he pretends be morally superior to non-Catholics including his wife (said she was going to hell), leaves her to fuck a porn star then a gold digger. He won’t stick to his “moral” guns if his dick is involved.

      Not that I have anything against blow jobs…just hypocrites.

      The higher they fly, the harder they crash baby.

    • Aussie Mama

      no one deserves that sort of $$$ after such a short time, no matter who they are. even the directors of companies that earn repulsive amounts of money, while the actual workers are screwed down the the bone fall into that category for me.
      i just wish it’d get to court already, so we can hear the whole truth and his side of the story, from his gob and not from tampered with tapes n faked pic’s. i am sure it will be interesting.

      • 20 mill is a mind boggling amount to be offered and then leave on the table – that’s some game plan she’s got. Short time or not, she hit the jackpot and had his kid, and this is the economic stratosphere where the payouts are disgustingly big and obscene. And from listening to these tapes maybe everyone should just consider it combat pay. The man really appears to put the “job” in “blowjob.”

      • Aussie Mama

        didn’t she sign something though, not entitling herto millions?

      • She claimed she signed an initial agreement under duress but not the final one, and never took the money; so I guess whether it’s enforceable or not is the question. Releasing the tapes to add weight to a domestic violence investigation or claims of “duress” (did he show her the rose garden and a shovel, or what?), or to damage the court’s opinion of him to get the agreement kicked may or may not work, but it’s certainly damaged him publicly. That poor kid – she’s gonna have some really sucky family holidays in the coming years.

  7. GUY

    First! mother friggin bitches!!!

    @ jim x
    Agree with you man.

  8. lola

    what an evil man- i hope he gets everything he deserves and noone ever blows him again

  9. Steelerchick

    Ha Ha!! Too funny.
    Wonder which movie he got those lines from??

  10. Just A Horny Dude

    I love Mel. But what a fool for having a child with this golddigging whore. She’s ruining his life. Shoulda been like Clooney: Love ‘em and leave ‘em. NEVER give a golddigger a baby. That’s the “insurance” she needs to ream you out of your money. Only a matter of time. Poor Mel.

    • Aussie Mama

      he’s an easy target, he’s had his kids and he should get the snip so this doesn’t happen again.
      with that sort of dough, he’s mad not to.

  11. The Only Hetero Male in the Room

    I’m trying to type something witty while listening to this tape and I’m finding it hard to concentrate. Wow. Just wow.

  12. captain america

    well, BOYS ENOUGH IN THE UNITED STATES!!

  13. Ike

    Kick tha baby…

  14. flavorfest

    looks like he is holding a lil ittybitty peener in this pic lol…and the rage in his voice gives me shivers yikes

  15. touchmypeppie

    “You need a f*cking kick up the a** for being a b*tch, c*nt, gold digging whore! With a p*ssy son! And I want my child, and no one will believe you! So f*ck you!”

    Not much better than Sugar tits, but he sure sounds more intelegent when he reads someone else’s words!

  16. The Gibson legal team then is treating these tapes as if they are authentic.
    Now how they may have been sliced & diced is anyone’s guess.
    Mel Gibson is a very angry intolerant man. Medication does seem like a good option.

  17. jim x

    O: “Have you said enough?”
    M: “I said NOTHING!” pause. “And you need to say something,” pause, “to assuage my insanity!” Longer pause. “That YOU GAVE ME!”

    lol.

    But my personal favorite:
    M:”…You need to thank me every 5 minutes and not call me mean!”

    Wow.

  18. Jim Jones

    Sheesh, whom to root for? The abusive, racist, chauvinist asshole, or the gold-digging whore? I don’t understand why they’re splitting up. They seem like the perfect match. If I were going to punish either of them, I’d do so by making them be with one another.

  19. someone needs to step in and give these clowns a timeout. there’s a young child in the middle of this, who may grow up thinking it’s normal for parents to talk to one another like this. mel and oksana both have some fucking nerve playing the victim.

  20. David

    Uh, its like most of you guys calling her a gold digger are ignoring the fact there are tapes.

  21. sobrietyisacrutch

    Listen to the way she’s setting up visual, in a calm cool and collected way:
    “Mel, you hit me and you hit her while she was in my hands.”
    A truly pissed off Russian woman would have been screaming her ass off at him as in:
    “MOTHERFUCKER!!! KEEP THE FUCK AWAY FROM US!!! HOW FUCKIN DARE YOU! YOU IMPOTENT TOOL!!!”
    I know I get pretty frustrated when someone is TOO calm and cool during an argument, especially when it’s to the point of placating and condescending. I don’t hit babies or commit fellatio-withdrawal arson, but hey! I’m not as cool as Mel.
    Srly, he’s a fucking mess and wrong on sooo many levels. And if she knew that, (which I’m sure she had at least an inkling of), she should have obeyed the park regulations and not have fed, annoyed or poked the bear.
    She may not have driven him to insanity but she definitely gave him a lift.

    • Doc Schweinstrudel

      You know I believe that she did say something like that in a different tone of voice talked back – and got hit. And got her baby hit. Then she started to tape and then she started to act all cool. I’d do it too if I were dealing with the crazy. From fear, yeah. I would repeat everything he said and would admit everything he would accuse me of, just not to set him on fire and not hit me again.
      But of course I would RUN away as fast as I could. I don’t know why she is staying at his house. She probably loves/loved the bastard.

      Also I don’t understand why someone is not considered a golddigger only because they are old and ugly (I mean his ex wife). Obviously she sold out her integrity when she backed up the bastard.

    • butterboo

      I think the point was to avoid making him violent. He threatened to come over and burn her house down. She said she had to walk on egg shells around him and he’s clearly a hot head.

      There’s also a second possibility: she wants to extract as much vitriol as she can on audio, and prevent herself as calm and sane so when people listen to the tapes so she will be seen as the victim.

    • Sorry, but blaming the other person you’re having an argument with for your lack of control is a loser excuse. You’re either in control of your shit or you aren’t, and your behavior and how you deal with your frustation in an argument against someone else, condescending or not, is your choice, no one else’s. FYI, “don’t set him/her off” is a lesson every spouse and kid in a domestic violence situation learns at the outset – so thanks a lot for reinforcing that as being the solution, because everyone knows it’s not the abusive person who’s the problem, it’s everyone else around them who’s to blame, right?

      No one’s so super-special in this world that everyone should tiptoe around them and obey the “park regulations” because they might detonate at any minute. Just try saying, “Your Honor, s/he provoked me” as a defense against assault, rape or murder or anything else and see how far you get with that.

  22. Hmmmmm

    sounds like he’s rehearsing lines for “Mad as Hell Max, Beyond Silicone”

  23. Kate10019

    I feel sorry for Mel. Hes dealing with a pro and he thought that Oksana actually loved him. The day he woke up and realized that she used him after all he wagered to be with her, he completely lost his mind. Hes not the first man to be pushed over the edge by a woman who knew how to manipulate his every weakness. Everyone is beating him up but not enough attention is being payed to the fact that she set him up and he played right into her hands. Only half of the story is being told so far and the truth is always in the middle and remains to be seen. I hope he finds redemption and the help and healing he needs.

    • Doc Schweinstrudel

      Idiot. Can’t you see? It’s not so much about money. It is all about a BJ, gosh.

    • So did she taser him and drag him out his home in the middle of the night, or was it kidnapping, brainwashing and mind control? I mean, since he’s a weak 54 year old man who’s not used to making his own choices, who doesn’t know much about the world and who’s pretty innocent of Hollywood and its wicked ways, we must never hold him equally responsible for any of his choices. Because everyone knows all men are innocent lambs and all women are evil schemers, just walking around out there with pussies between their legs, right? God, no wonder he lost his mind when he found that out!

    • Aussie Mama

      a good friend of mine works in the family courts as a stenographer. she hears it all, but she reckons, women out ferrall the men, 10 to 1 on any given day. there are plenty of foul men out there too, without a doubt. you sort of expect a mother to be nurturing, soft, kind, feminine, loving etc, she see’s way too much vile, greedy, bad mannered, ferrall, slob, smoking, druggie, pisshead, lazy, partner swapping, neglectful mothers, than i thought existed. and they are always, always, the victim.it’s sad.

      • Honestly, I don’t think you can make generalities like that – and it’s “feral” unless you really mean they’re trying to rival Colin. You might “expect” women to be maternal and nurturing because that’s supposedly the norm – and if you’re a mum and feel that way you believe it’s a universal thing – but part of the reason you’re seeing mothers like that in family court in the first place is that these people are often shitty human beings first, and mothers second. And since mum usually has the kid(s) and is expected to care for them unless dad challenges her fitness, dad (if he’s there, that is) may seem the less worse parent in comparison because he’s not the one who’s doing a shit job of caretaking. People that you just described shouldn’t be parents in the first place – but unfortunately for their children elementary biology doesn’t bypass people who are shitty human beings and only bless those who are good parent material. That’s what’s sad.

      • Aussie Mama

        what the hell is going on?
        are we actually agreeing on something.
        well about bloody time!
        justifiable; could not have said it better myself. you are right. i don’t know where you are, but here in oz, we are on our 3rd generation of dole bludging shit. the grandparents, the parents, now the kids; no one to learn from, the mentality is embedded in them. why work when the governernment gives you a housing comm.home ,you get the dole, all the benefits that come along with it. providing you pump out max.kids, doesn’t matter to who, you can have a really good income too and if you buddy up and live with a few people all the better. more $$$ for booze n drugs, kids can live on fries n nuggets and who needs a mum, when the older ones are made to bring p the younger ones, like it was their choice. they don’t care about the big picture and blame the world, for everything in their miserable, no future life.
        here, even the heroin addict mum will get custody, over the father, just because she is mum. for a father, it costs a lot of $$$ to fight the woman in court, money that the average person just doesn’t have. when a guy is paying child support and trying to make a living, it’s all well and good saying, you do what it takes to fight for your kids, but some good people have no means to do it by. our single father suicide rate is a tragedy. it’s sad and the system is definately stacked against the man regardless.
        the kids never have a hope in hell from day 1.
        ps; who’s colin?

      • Colin as in Colin Farrell – you landed somewhere between him and feral.

        And we agreed before – you don’t need organized religion to worship God. Mel still hates you for that and consigns you to hell. I also haven’t gotten over the shock of it. The Last Days are surely upon us.

        I’m in LA – I mentioned my friend’s kid used to play with one of Mel’s so that should impress you a treat. As for dole bludging hoons – I think it’s worse in the UK and where you are, but we have families here who’ve been working the welfare system for generations. Years ago I heard of mechanics who, as soon as they were hired by gov’t owned Quantas, took their 30 or whatever sickies right off the bat. before doing any work at all. If it’s true, what the hell can you do with an attitude like that?

        I think dads have a better shake here when it comes to custody. It isn’t as mum-automatic as it used to be and the courts love fathers who are involved in their kids’ lives, but it’s skewed enough that there are defense leagues for dads here. Unfortunately, sexual abuse is often a component in custody hearings; some fathers are falsely accused, some are guilty as hell, but when mothers speciously use that charge it just makes the next real case harder to prove. One thing’s for sure, parents can do terrible things to their kids when their primary motive in life isn’t to care of them, but to get back at each other.

      • Aussie Mama

        people have definately got a terrible sense of entitlement and selfishness about them, often putting their own needs before the kids. your damn right. maybe we aren’t the enemies i thought. reagrdless what you may think. i am not a massive fan of mels at all. i’m just intereted in what will pan out. i hope the truth comes out and the guitly one is punished. if it is mel, so be it. if it’s her the same goes. anger aside, you have a lot of things to say that i agree with 100%. gotta ask, are you male or female?
        colin, oki doki, typing a hundred mile an hour n not reading, sorry.

      • I think in many cases hate for your ex can be even stronger than love for your kids – it gets twisted because if you hate and want to hurt your ex enough for whatever reason, you justify it by claiming you don’t want their toxic influence near your kids. I’ve heard parents slag their exes to their kids – it’s a cheap shot that may alienate that ex from them for a while, but when the kids get older and get some adult perspective of their own on mommy or daddy’s little spin on revenge, that often backfires on them.

        WTF, now? You’re NOT a massive fan of Mel’s?! WTF, now? You’ve been doing the Mel-Is-Innocent dance all over the place for the past week, so who the HELL are you and what have you done with Aussie Mama? Are you starting a rapid bipolar downward cycle or have I converted you with a combination of sweet reason and by not calling you a fuckwit for the past 48 hours? (Wait, I’m not THAT persuasive. Shit, the world really is coming to an end….damn….do I tell the boss to go fuck himself tomorrow or wait til the end of the week?)

        I don’t know if you’re going to see an overwhelming guilty party being punished here. If she edited the tapes to make him seem worse than he is just for more money and not solely to protect her child, but he’s still pretty bigoted and abusive even without the edits but he doesn’t have to pay her extra, then they’re both guilty and deserve each other. That’s punishment enough, I think. I think either way his image is trashed – probably irredeemably in some circles. Some people will never accept he isn’t the hero they want him to be, some will gloat, some will blame everyone and everything but him, and some will accept it and learn what disillusion feels like. As I said before, he had so much opportunity to see the world and meet people and grow and learn for himself, and with all that he never went beyond the narrow bigoted beliefs his father taught him. Sad.

        You can ask, but I’m taking the Fifth as to male or female. I like to keep people guessing. You tell me.

      • Aussie Mama

        hahahahahahah!
        i am a fan, but i am a fan of many people for sure, but die hard, hell no. one of my favorite movies is and always will be apocolypto. i’m still defensive of him, but ONLY because he hasn’t had a say yet. i am not one to make a judgement until both parties have had their say. there have been many people executed over time, that we now know through dna never had a thing to do with the crime. so i just say, before we gut him in public, please wait, have an open mind and let’s wait and see.
        i got my back up initially, only because you made it personal, the name calling etc. i just thought what the?
        i’m over it though, i realise it may be your humor and in person your probably a really nice person.
        now woman or man….
        i’d say woman purely on intellect, which is high for sure,(not saying men are dumb, but you put yourself out there, you go in depth) your opinions, style of writing, style of abuse, your words certainly have a place and i agree with you, more than you think, your knowledge, outlook on life, situations. you have lived.
        but; i can’t help think your a man for some reason. if you are and have all the above attributes i mentioned…..your a very fuckin sexy man!
        not cracking onto you, just being honest.
        you could be a balding, blob, with coke bottle glasses, but i’d see ronaldo, as soon as you opened your mouth to speak.
        we’re all going to get old and wrinkly one day, but the conversation skills have to be there, that’s what will matter down the track. looks are great, but if you have no one you can have the best conversations with in the world, about anything and everything, then your life is a shitty one.
        who ever you are……hate to say it, but i am converted (not on the mel issue, i’m still waiting to see, innocent, until proven guilty and also being a woman, i guess i am harsher on women, because i know what they are capable of), last week, i hated your guts, this week you are the equivalent of sophie vergara/ronaldo, your hot who ever you are and i love your posts.
        why is your name in red?
        think your fuckin spesh or somerthing?
        can’t be all nice, have to throw in a bit of mean there somewhere, even if i do feel bad for being mean now!

  24. butterboo

    He’s a nut job and abuser (at least in words).

    She’s a gold digging whore.

    What else is new?

    I don’t think Mel’s going to get any more blow jobs unless he pays for them.

    The porn actress he boinked (very spiritual of him BTW) claims he was abusive too. Of course, she could be a gold digger too. But at least going by the tapes the man is an ass.

  25. HRHCarmel

    He is disgusting and abusive. She’s a gold-digging whore. They deserve each other.

    Furthermore, how stupid can she get? She said he needs to see a neurologist for medications because a psychiatrist can’t prescribe them. HELLO ….OKSANA you twit…a psychiatrist is an M.D. A psychiatrist is what BOTH of you need! What a moron.

    • Doc Schweinstrudel

      She says that he needs to see a psychiatrist because he is unstable. Not because a psychiatrist can not prescribe medication.
      How stupid can YOU get, moron. Maybe YOU need a psychiatrist.
      And you know what, don’t use Mel’s (even though they have an M.D) they don’t seem to be helping Mel.

      • HRHCarmel

        Listen to it, again, idiot…you’re the moron.

      • Doc Schweinstrudel

        I Listened! At no point she says “you need a neurologist over psychiatrist because psychiatrists cannot prescribe medication and neurologist can”.

  26. HRHCarmel

    Mel is a crazed narcissist. He needs medication and jail. I’d love to see him tell Big Black Bubba “just smile and blow me!” YEAH….

  27. absinthe

    There literally is NOTHING good about Mel.

  28. Tanzarian

    Do they all sound like this? This sounds completely fake, like a voice impersonation or computer generated voice from a sample of Mel’s voice. Sounds very scripted and poorly written — and conveniently recorded.

    • If that were the case, then wouldn’t his lawyers have been screaming from the first tape release that they were all fake, each and every word scripted and read by someone else? If Mel has an ongoing history of abusive screaming rants like this, it’s not all that “convenient” to catch one on the phone, especially in a custody situation that’s escalating. if you miss one opportunity while you’re getting set up to record, another will come up. Imagine the ones that got away…

      It sounds like someone having a screaming, hoarse-voiced, spit-flying meltdown – or did you really expect him to declaim like Laurence Olivier?

    • Aussie Mama

      i reckon mel and his team have all the info. they need and proof this is faked, violumes tampered with, scripted, cut, whatever. i also reckon he is purposefully letting this go wild, just sitting back. when it gets to court, i am certain the proof of what they have, will not only vindicate him, but show a side to her, willing to do anything for $$$. if this happened, he would win as far as custody went, she wouldn’t get squat and surely she’d be the one in jail?
      everyone saying mel is crazy….wrong. he is a very intelligent man, that knows exectly what he is doing.
      if this was the case, whic is just my opinion, so no hard feelings, but none the less, a very possible scenario…..what would this mean for his career?
      it’d be bigger than ever, he would hands down be the victim and he would have to do a movie, cos that’d be so cool.
      all is not what it seems here. don’t look at whats being shoved in your face. watch for the big surprise to come!

      • You obviously lead a very rich and fulfilling fantasy life. Much as you’d like it to be otherwise, a “very intelligent” person who “knows what they’re doing,” who was an innocent victim of a taped impersonation would NOT “purposefully let it go wild” before doing any damage control. Just ask Tiger Woods. You really need to stop believing that real life is like the movies – it ain’t.

        I don’t know where the hell in Oz you live, but in this town image is everything and the more that’s released with no demur from Gibson, the more convinced people who were on the fence about him are as to his true colors. Just to show you how much you’re misjudging this, may I remind you that after the 2006 DUI drunken outburst, his apology and “explanation” was offered PDQ to try and head off the PR damage. To let a smear like this go unchallenged translates to: I got nothing to counter with in the way of explanation or excuse.

        It sure can’t be rationalized by a boozy relapse and how he really doesn’t believe what he said, because 1) he already used that one before, and 2) since this involves a child custody issue, playing the” temporarily deranged while drunk” card here is out of the question. Everyone’s voice is unique and has a unique voiceprint , no matter whether you’re screaming or whispering; if it wasn’t him on those tapes, it could very easily be proven as there’s so much material to work with. So there will be no last minute save like there is in the movies, with innocent Mel dragging an impersonator before the cameras, waving a master recording showing his measured and reasonable responses in the “real” conversation.

        The best his camp can come up to try and stop what is now a nuclear PR fallout is Mrs. Mel saying he never hit her – not that it isn’t him on the tapes. The longer this runs on, the worse he looks and the lamer any sort of 11th hour “we just thought of this new excuse” response would appear to everyone.

      • Aussie Mama

        you may be right, not saying you aren’t at all. we’ll see.

      • That we will, and if I’m right I’ll refrain from doing a victory dance all over the site just to rub it in. Ah, who the fuck am I kidding?

        Seriously, I won’t. Because if that’s the case there’s no winners here – certainly not his daughter. She’s who I feel sorry for.

      • Aussie Mama

        justifiable, correct, the little one isn’t going to have a happy mum and dad ever, i believe. and if you are right, bring that shindig on, i would not blame you for the dance at all. but, if you do the victory boogie, dance like you’d dance if no one were watching you!

  29. Now that Polish porn actress is claiming she and Mel had an affair while Oksana was pregnant. And at least one source claims the beaver puppet was involved.

    http://extratv.warnerbros.com/2010/07/mel_gibson_and_the_beaver_puppet.php

    • Doc Schweinstrudel

      yes, he is also a proved cheater!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • Aussie Mama

        common doc, the poor guy probably tripped, and part of his anatomy fell into her. the porn stars have massive cooches, a guy needs a plank tied to his ass, to not fall right in.
        this violet has come up in stories before, she’s never been very credible, her reseme should give that away.

  30. Hari Scary

    I’m tellin’ ya – the recordings are ‘acting’ and the old man is bored and you’ll be hearing a lot more BS that doesn’t make sense before this day is done.

    He’s way rich; he’s bored – what part of this aren’t you getting?

    i…t…’…s……………f…a…k…e…

  31. Ha Ha

    I’m sooooo glad these tapes are out. That guy is such a fucking prick! I can’t believe this asshole shows up in public events! Fucking lunatic.

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