Mel Gibson Wants His Blowjobs: ‘You Hit the Baby’ Edition

By: The Superficial / July 20, 2010

Before we all lose in ourselves in a tizzy over Lindsay Lohan finally going to jail – and probably walking right out this afternoon – let’s not forget there’s still Mel Gibson recordings out there. Like today’s latest one from RadarOnline which literally has everything from baby punching to “maleness” threatening to the only way to deliver an apology:

Baby Hitting!
Oksana: You’re acting as a crazy man right now and you have been for many, many months. And you hit me, and you hit her (Lucia) while she was in my hands! Mel, you’re losing your mind. You need medication.”
Mel: You need a f*cking kick up the a** for being a b*tch, c*nt, gold digging whore! With a p*ssy son! And I want my child, and no one will believe you! So f*ck you!”

“Maleness!”
“I’m not giving you my house and you can rot unless you crawl back, s*ck my cock and say you’re sorry, in that order! Do you understand me? You f*cking offend my f*cking maleness, my masculinity, my being, my soul!”

Implants!
“If you get raped it’s your fault, for starters. Showing off your fake t*ts! Like they’re some special deal? How much did they cost, those fakers?”

Adding authenticity to the tapes TMZ reports that after playing parts of the recordings for his lawyers, Mel and Oksana brokered a $15 million deal during a custody mediation to keep them sealed. Except Oksana eventually walked from the deal claiming she felt “coerced,” so she might actually want to reveal what a monster Mel Gibson is to the world. Then again, the man owns a freaking island, so she probably held out for a cool billion and the original Mona Lisa which I’m going to assume already has a hole in the mouth.

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