“And with each step I do taketh, a Jew baby loses its taste for the blood of its fellow Jew baby and foresaketh all love of copper coins. Knowing this truth, should thou calleth My satchel a purse, thou shall bloweth Me in a lake of fire of My own device for such are your glum cunt ways. Forever and ever, amen.”
- The Book of Mel Gibson: Chapter 2, Verse 19.
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dudeatdudedotdude | July 29, 2010 at 1:37 pm
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dudeatdudedotdude | July 29, 2010 at 1:38 pm
omg ur right lmao nice purse homo! hahahahahahahaha :DDD
ugottabekidding | July 29, 2010 at 1:40 pm
Tweede
I’m on to this other language thing now. lol
dudeatdudedotdude | July 29, 2010 at 2:06 pm
itd be more fun if i thought gogo was still playing–wtf..
ugottabekidding | July 29, 2010 at 2:21 pm
Oh, well, sorry to disappoint you. lol
sean | July 29, 2010 at 1:42 pm
Why can’t you leave Mel Gibson alone? He’s doing nothing to publicize himself during this ordeal. It’s that demon-seductress-gold-digger Oksana who’s behind all this, trying to bring a good man down. Yeah, Mel has his temptations and weaknesses, like we all do, and the Devil zeroed in on Mel’s weaknesses with Oksana. Just leave Mel alone. He’s trying to get his life back in order. How shameful of you to poke fun at a man who’s had to endure more spiritual attacks than you will probably ever know is possible.
ugottabekidding | July 29, 2010 at 1:45 pm
(looking around the room) Wow . . . . umm . . . . awkward.
Jimbo | July 29, 2010 at 1:50 pm
Hater
Doc Schweinstrudel | July 29, 2010 at 3:02 pm
LOL
DKNY | July 29, 2010 at 1:59 pm
sean, you are an idiot.
That is all.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 29, 2010 at 2:04 pm
666 hey sean can you do a video on youtube saying leave mel alone, and cry and smear your lipstick and stuff… oh and pound a bible whenever you say “seductress”. thanks in advance 666
fxsoap | July 30, 2010 at 8:11 am
HAHAHAH. that would be hilarious! hhaah
ZigZagZoey | July 29, 2010 at 2:04 pm
Chris Crocker is that you?
Have you ever been to this site before????
Aussie Mama | July 29, 2010 at 11:31 pm
sean; none of us can say we were a fly on the wall. we have only heard one side, via dodgey means, from a dodgey gal. everyday something new is leaked, without poor oksanas knowledge, puhhhleeeese.
nothing has come from camp gibson, they will do things in a civilised manner, through the justice system and have their say where it matters and not like trailer trash in the tabloids. i commend him, for sparing his child the public slanging matches.
i am confident oksanas day is coming and she will be shown for who she really is!
Doc Schweinstrudel | July 30, 2010 at 8:46 am
Shut up, Meg
M | July 29, 2010 at 1:44 pm
OMG best fucking caption EVER. I am still laughing.
anon | July 29, 2010 at 4:16 pm
Agreed! LMAO!!
missywissy | July 30, 2010 at 11:24 am
I’m Christian, and guess I should have found this offensive (this site is so good at attacking Christians) but it was really funny. I’d like to read the book of Mel and see what else it says.
mar | August 1, 2010 at 6:59 pm
i just shit my pants laughing at that verse from the book of mel. ohhhh fuck that was funny!!! rofl rofl rofl
Drew | July 29, 2010 at 1:49 pm
ROFL FISH. Best article, ever.
rfbranch | July 29, 2010 at 1:52 pm
Fish…best post in WEEKS!
Sizzle | July 29, 2010 at 1:57 pm
“thou shall bloweth Me in a lake of fire”
hahahaha perfect. Bloweth. That’s the greatest thing I’ve heard all week.
kid ROUGH | July 29, 2010 at 1:58 pm
Don’t make fun of his bag. I like riding my bike with those messenger bags in the city. I think it looks kool.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 29, 2010 at 2:10 pm
only if you make the half naked neighbor bend over for the paper, and smash your bike into a car like chris elliot :)
kid ROUGH | July 29, 2010 at 2:01 pm
And he’s suppose to wear it across his chest.
Cock Dr | July 29, 2010 at 2:29 pm
Oh jeeze, Mad Mel is loose.
What’s his fellatio status? We need to know exactly how dangerous he is right now to the general public.
Oh and “Sean”? No one will ever let Mel forget this shit. When he is dead and planted in a fancy marble crypt with elaborately carved angels & Jesus smiling down people will still come to piss on his grave.
Of course most of them will be Jewish.
ugottabekidding | July 29, 2010 at 2:42 pm
I’m sure there will be plenty of African Americans (won’t repeat the N-word) and Hispanics (wetbacks) waiting on line as well.
Doc Schweinstrudel | July 29, 2010 at 3:05 pm
LOL so funny tonight
Doc Schweinstrudel | July 29, 2010 at 3:49 pm
Cock Dr, half of Central Russia is on fire today. Guess that means Mel got blown.
NOW I’M ASKING YOU LADIES WHO DID THIS??? *glaring*
Doc Schweinstrudel | July 29, 2010 at 3:05 pm
soo funny
Doc Schweinstrudel | July 29, 2010 at 3:18 pm
Sulky girl
I’m sure you look a picture when you cry
Threatening the silent treatment doesn’t qualify
It’s like money in the bank
Your expression is blank
And when a chance appears
You’ll be nearer to tears
Sulky girl (x2)
He said “Hello my pretty flower”
Just trying out his tycoon power
Avoiding the mirror, her pitying stare
She said “Your’re mistaken
Your money’s no good in here”
Just some stupid little know-it-all
You thought she looked easy
He’s not that astute
You’ll pay for the distance
Between cruelty and beauty
-chorus-
I won’t tell you again
What do you gain by blackening her name
She’s smarter than you
Oh isn’t it a shame
You’re going to lose that sulky girl
homosapiens | July 29, 2010 at 5:57 pm
The real winners here are the sperm donors. Women across the US read the Mel news bites, and the charming user generated commentary that usually accompanies them, and say f**ck that, I’m gettin’ my baby the safe way, turkey baster charged with a kind donation from the college kid with bills to pay.
Doc Schweinstrudel | July 30, 2010 at 3:23 am
right on! thats what ill do
captain america | July 30, 2010 at 12:35 am
I wonder: HE CAN STILL SLEEP, folks?
Will | July 30, 2010 at 9:39 am
Oksana is a bitch. I feel like punching her everytime I hear about her.
She can probably tick a box off her To Do List: Ruin a man.
I have full confidence in Mel and hope he can make it through this with his chin up.
He should lay off the booze though…
Aussie Mama | August 1, 2010 at 9:51 pm
So wait a minute…..
Now they are actually saying this was all 1 rant, over a 10 hour period?
Not the norm, like she had indicated, not at all how he behaved on a regular basis even?
Like the media kept reporting….and she kept saying….
One argument, just one?
And she taped him too.
What did she get him so peeved for/over?
She must have a had a plan, pissed him off, knowing she was sitting on a goldmine, if she happened, just happened to get him on tape.
Preplanned like a murder?
Premeditated in any way?
The truth any clearer now?
Unfknblvble!
‘Bout bloody time!