Mel Gibson Supports Gun Control
After Fish just used his Donald Trump post to throw a bunch of shit logs onto the dung fire that is this site’s comment section, I didn’t want to feel left out, so here’s Mel Gibson advocating gun control, which would be like Kim Kardashian telling women to cover their boobs in public. Except this is way better, because now we get to watch everyone who said Mel Gibson was a victim of pussified PC culture tell him to shut the fuck up the second he says something they disagree with. Dumb can be fun, you guys. Via Fox News:
“Well, I understand where it comes from, the right to bear arms because the Revolution and that stuff and tyranny and the right to defend yourself, and I still agree with that, but it’s kind of out of balance at the moment,” he said at a recent press junket. “…Something has to be done in order to stop some of the heinous violence that has [occured] just like sporadically and shockingly…
Makes sense to me, but I’m a libtard faggot who refuses to acknowledge Chicago, so what else did Mel Gibson have to say? Maybe some words of wisdom for his newfound protege, Andrew Garfield?
“I think he’s smarter than I am. He’s not going to step in the same potholes,” he said with a smile. “The industry has changed. It’s like the kind of film has changed. If you want to make substantial stories and things that are profound and mean something you kind of have to delve into the independent realm…
Did everyone catch that? Apparently being an anti-Semite rage monster who threatens to anally stab people during sex counts as “a pothole” now, but you can sidestep those pesky things and still get your movies produced by going outside of the Jew-run studio system. It’s super neat to see the industry warming back up to this guy. I honestly can’t wait for more press junkets.
“Any thoughts on the election, Mel?”
“Well, obviously politics has changed,” he said while cleaning his fingernails with a buck knife. “Hillary Clinton was smart enough to know that if she wasn’t going to blow Bill before or even after the Jacuzzi, she was going to have to let him indulge outside the marriage. She did that and kept her mouth shut about it, so if broads are demanding that any old pair of sugar tits can be in charge, it might as well be one that understands how to prevent a house from burning down. Or a baby from being punched. Which reminds me, what’s her stance on gypsy whores stealing men’s looks? Just curious.”
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