Now That’s a Jew-Hatin’ Butt Crack

By: The Superficial / May 17, 2011

When I first saw these shots of a shirtless Mel Gibson outside his hotel in Cannes, I guarantee I had the exact same reaction you did: “This guy had to threaten arson to get a woman to blow him? It should be a crime not to perform oral sex on man this beautiful.” Except unlike you lazy bums, I actually wrote the president who promised to look into it right after he consults his pack. (That one’s for you, sexy man.)

Photos: Pacific Coast News