When I first saw these shots of a shirtless Mel Gibson outside his hotel in Cannes, I guarantee I had the exact same reaction you did: “This guy had to threaten arson to get a woman to blow him? It should be a crime not to perform oral sex on man this beautiful.” Except unlike you lazy bums, I actually wrote the president who promised to look into it right after he consults his pack. (That one’s for you, sexy man.)
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“Let me be the first to smack a jew.”
He’s 55, not that much older than me, and he looks like sh*t, and way sh*ttier than me. Boy, I feel good about myself today. Thanks Mel!
I’m pretty sure that’s a bag of Jew Gold around his neck.
lol close. looks like a scapular, that’s the catholic ‘get out of jail free’ card
No Fish, we want WOMEN’S boobs not man boobs! How can anyone let themselves go so bad? All it’d take is a couple of crunches a day.
Here’s an interesting fact. Mel refers to his cigarettes as “jews” because he says it makes it more fun to set them on fire. He figures he’s probably smoked around six million but there’s plenty more where those came from.
ugly stupid fat old man.
the rant tapes really threw a bone in my fantasies about Mel Gibson… I solved that by thinking, “Just gag him”. Now, you mother fucker, have destroyed what was left of ALL of my Mel fantasies. I can’t even think of Braveheart without these images popping in my head. You sir, are going to hell. lol
OH GOD MY EYES! gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh just rip them out of their sockets
With that hairless pudge, he kind of has the body of a baby. Hey, I know, let’s all circumcise him!
Do you mean gang up on him and circumcise him once? Or take turns circumcising him one right after the other?
It makes a big difference…especially to HIM.
You recall that speculation surrounding the film with John Wayne and others shot in the desert who all came down with cancer. The thought was because of atomic testing going on nearby, the cast was all dosed with radiation.
Maybe something similar happened while filming “Lethal Weapon” – ’cause Mel and Danny Glover seem to have cornered the market on that crazy racist shit.
Mel’s moobs are sunburnt.
Mel looks freshly waxed. Weird with the ape hair forearms.
He looks so damn Sexy I wanna suck his cock
You gotta love Mel. You assholes that think he hates all Jews are absolutely retarded. #1 he was talking about the Jewsish government, and agents, not Jewish people, and #2 he knows the ins and outs of hollywood. Who gives a shit,
I was never sure if he was racist or not (he seemed more like he just had anger issues), but the whole wife slapping thing lately… eh… even if she is a crazy bitch, that was stupid.
James – Thanks very much for that insight. Previously, I wrongly believed that Mel and his dad were crackpot loonies who hate women and Jews, but you have put me on the straight and narrow. I will stop worrying about the ‘Jewish Government and agents” immediately, and forget all about the Holocaust (Sorry, sorry, James, I mean “alleged Holocaust”).
“He knows the ins and outs of Hollywood”. He knows how to punch a woman in the face and not get arrested. Wow, what a skill. Dare to dream, James, dare to dream.
SUGAR-TITS!!!!!!!!!!!!
i think hes looking for the jacuzzi.
so u can blow him.
with a smile on ur face.
What Women Want
You’re a bit early, Baby New-Year.
He’s wearing a scapular. I was afraid he had given up on religion.
I’m not gay, but I’d motorboat those sweet B-cups.
AHAHA. That made me smile.
I used to masturbate to this? Goddammit… *throws away Mad Max DVDs*
*Lol, anti-Semite, crazy, beats his wife, get drunk, he hates the jews, crazy mel, whacky Christian, blah blah blah blah*
You guys hear that? That’s the sound of us still kicking a man while he’s down.
HA! Kicking a man while he is down? I can think of 600 MILLION reasons why he ISN’T down. That is his net worth. When he is down to his last 60 cents I might find it in my heart to feel bad for him. But I might not because then I would be thinking of how in the hell does someone blow through that kind of money?
With that kind of money he should be able to PAY someone to help him through the anger issues he has.
Well in that case it looks like saying him saying anti-Semetic comments are overlookable in Hollywood due to the fact that no Jew there is ever down to their last 60 cents.
It’s Al Bundy’s long lost brother.
this is another example of a racist who can’t deal living in california, folks!!
I can hear women getting wet. WAIT-no thats the sound of the Jews plotting WWIII. Nevermind
Still looks better than most guys his age.
Admit it Fish. You hate women.
jews run the media
“Thanks to Life Alert, you can live alone, without every being alone. And that’s why I wear one.”
“…and for my next role, I’ll be playing an Oompa Loompa on steroids.”
Might not hurt if Shylock the Jew took more than one pound of flesh from Mr. Gibson.
“Ugh, that jew-stew I had ain’t sittin’ well. We’re gonna get bloody on this one Rog’.”
Jesus Christ! I’m trying to fucking eat lunch here! I almost hurled!
He’s right, there’s no way we evolved from apes.
ALL of you need to grow up!!!
Sweet Jesus, someone pull his pants up and put a shirt on him. YUK.