So There’s A New Mel Gibson Recording

The Superficial | April 19, 2012 - 10:15 am

A lot of people didn’t believe Joe Eszterhas’ letter to Mel Gibson that conveniently found its way online, so naturally there was a recording to back it up because if there’s one thing Mel Gibson is amazing at, it’s really hating Jews, women, packs of niggers, wetbacks, Russian women, homosexuals, not getting blown before Jacuzzi, other minorities that escape me at the moment being recorded while going goddamn ballistic. Above is a new audio clip secretly recorded by Ezterhas’ son right after Mel Gibson lost his shit because he’s apparently the witch from Snow White now. Via The Wrap:

“You were staring at the photograph of you and Luci, your beautiful little girl … and you suddenly exploded. You hurled your cellphone into a wall and started to scream, ‘I look so fucking old! I look horrible! That fucking whore is destroying me! She’s taking my looks! I hate her! She’s destroying my life!’
“You jumped up, screaming full-throated: ‘Look at me!! Fucking look at me! Look how terrible I look! Answer me, God! Why did you turn your back on me!? Fuck you! Fuck you!’ You stepped a few feet away and screamed into the sky, ‘I’m not gonna take it up the ass anymore and say, ‘Thank you, your honor!'”

In case you’re stuck at work and can’t listen to what basically sounds like a frothing mad crazy person trapped in a bear cave because his ex-girlfriend’s a whore, here’s just a small excerpt of the transcript that I feel captures Mel’s main thesis:

Fuckin’ hate!
Fucking cunt cocksucker whore!
(Very hoarse)
(Screaming as he runs toward the driveway, gets into his car and drives away)

Probably what I love most about this recording, and Mel Gibson in general now, is how fucking deranged and full of murder he looks (and clearly is), only to get into a tiny, little smart car and politely go about his business. He practically comes storming out of wherever he is going, “Goddamn Jews… blacks… Oksana” only to get behind the wheel and go, “Ooh, look at that fuel economy!” before conscientiously backing out of his space, nodding his head to a woman pushing her baby in a stroller and whistling the whole way home. He’s like Ward Cleaver if Ward Cleaver stabbed women to death mid-butt sex. And who’s to say he didn’t? The 50s were a white man’s paradise until that goddamn darkie moved into the White House and messed everything up. (That’s in The Bible.)

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