Mel Gibson Made Another Baby

Because vasectomies make the Baby Jesus cry, Mel Gibson has reportedly knocked up another woman despite going through a horrific custody battle with Oksana Grigorieva that exposed him as a violent, baby-punching racist hell-bent on getting his wang mouth-loved or he makes with the arson. RadarOnline reports:

A close insider says that Bellizzi has confided to friends that Mel is the baby daddy, but does not want the news to go public.
“Laura’s being as secretive as she can be about it,” the insider told Star. “But she’s really showing now, and people are beginning to ask the question: ‘Who’s the daddy?’”
The well-placed source says that Laura is more than four months pregnant, and indeed, photographs, exclusively obtained by Star, show the Orange County based mom-to-be with a visible baby bump.
Bellizzi, who appeared on VH1’s Secrets of Aspen in 2010, dated Mel during the summer and the couple were last seen together at the Mondrian hotel’s Skybar in West Hollywood on June 15.

A source close to Mel says it’s “physically impossible” for him to be the father which would be a feasible argument if, again, he didn’t just knock up a Russian gold-digger barely two years ago. Unless, of course, this happened shortly thereafter:

MEL: Dammit, why aren’t you in dames’ mouths?
PENIS: I work for the Jews now, Mel. We’re taking you down.
MEL: Then I’ll see you in hell! *lights crotch on fire*

Okay, so maybe we shouldn’t rule that out. Let’s wait for the DNA test.

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