Mel Gibson Knocked Oksana’s Teeth Out (Allegedly)

June 27th, 2010 // 48 Comments

The Mel Gibson Baby Mama debacle just got interesting. Mel’s camp alleges Oksana Grigorieva shook their baby during an argument in January which resulted in him filing a restraining order when their custody agreement went south last week. Except it turns out she filed one of her own first and now her people are saying it’s because Mel literally punched her teeth out. But he looks so harmless! TMZ reports:

Sources in Oksana’s camp say Mel’s people are lying when they say she shook the baby. Instead, the sources say, “She tried to protect the baby during one of Gibson’s violent episodes when he punched Oksana in the face two times, breaking her teeth and giving her a concussion.”
As one source put it, “She tried to protect his reputation, depsite her fears of him and his verbal and physical abuse.” And the source goes on, “She regrets having believed in his empty promises to obtain professional help to control his violent nature.”

I don’t know who to believe in this whole mess because on the one hand, it sounds like this chick got pregnant just to bounce and take a chunk of Mel’s cash. On the other, he’s a hardcore Catholic who abhors birth control, so what did the fuck did he think would happen? “Okay, listen up. I’m going to ejaculate directly into your birth canal, so don’t get pregnant, alright? Otherwise, I don’t what I’m capable of. Wait. Why are you putting your clothes back on? Is it because of the Swastika? Because I only need it in the beginning. Babe, wait.”

Photos: WENN

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  1. phil
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    silly mel

  2. Joe
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    First!

    The nazi Mel might indeed have done it…

  3. Asshole

    FIRST BITCHES

  4. Allotta Fagina

    That bitch has so much collagen in her lips, I doubt a donkey could kick them out of her well padded, gold digging mouth.

  5. captain america

    yep, THIS MUST BE A TOUGH GUY.
    …………..american?

    • bimbamboing

      He’s Australian lol.

      • Steve Rogers

        No, he’s American. Born in New York to an America father (whose mother was Australian), raised there until age 12. Moved back to the USA age 28, immediately dropped the accent. Always called himself American in interviews.

  6. PostmortemG
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    I love this guy. =D

  7. sean
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    came for teeth, stayed for the crotch shot

  8. Darth

    Looks like he got his teeth knocked out as well.

  9. bimbamboing

    We should ask ourselves: do we really want always high resolution pics?!

  10. allie!

    looks like a hamburger with nigglebumbaum.
    fingle ‘

    bow chicka wowowowowww

    bungs fungs

    tickle

    i finger my tight pussy!

  11. allie!

    fuck mylast comment didnt show uP!!!!!

  12. allie!

    i nigglnggg

  13. Keeping it Classy Mel.

  14. how could anyone be attracted to either of them?!

  15. Cock Dr

    Jeez, what a mess. Everything & nothing sounds plausible. Russian hustler perhaps got a lot more crazy than she bargained for. Busted teeth & concussions are hard to fake.
    Bring Mel to me & I’ll make sure he’ll never impregnate again.

  16. jc

    Not for nothing, but Asians, Russians are Asiatic, have poor teeth anyway. Not that folks should go around hitting other folks, but that is a fact.

    • justifiable

      Russians may have poor teeth, but it’s due to decades of crappy socialized health care – and now that the previous system has tanked, it’s just as crappy, only more expensive. It has nothing to do with your “fact” of their being “Asiatic” “anyway”. I have no fucking idea what the hell you’re getting at there, but don’t confuse a huge range of geography with some sort of blanket ethnicity. Part of “Russia” is in Europe, FYI, so just how are they “Asiatic”? There’s over 150 separate ethnicities in Russia . Slavic Ukrainians have as much in common with Crim Tatars as they do with Mongolians, Indians, Tibetans or Japanese.

      • Fati87

        People just like talking about things they don’t know crap about. In my experience, this has always been the case with Russia. North Americans have the most idiotic ideas about Russian people and Russian culture that are forced upon them by their own post-cold war culture. In their defense though, I am just as annoyed by the way Russians percieve them as well.

        It’s true that Russians, along with other Eastern European nationalities, have bad teeth. It’s got nothing to do with genetics, but rather with bad care and the impopularity of dantist visitations. In North America people are religious about their teeth, but in Eastern Europe, they are happy with their mouths as long as they can chew their food. Disgusting, I know.

      • Fati87

        I know, I know, it’s “dentist”.

      • justifiable

        I don’t even think it comes from anything as well-meaning as a post cold-war assumption – you’re being kind. Bright boy here looked at a map once and went : “Whoa, Russia’s in Asia! Who knew? Not for nothing, that means they have bad teeth and can’t drive – it is a fact!”

        Wow, England must be in Asia, too, since they also have bad teeth! Yeesh.

        Hey, when your main priority it how to get heating oil and electricity amidst disruptions and cutoffs, your teeth sort of take a back seat. Not that Grigorieva had to deal with that – her teeth sure look better than Mel’s. All the better to…nooooooooooo, I’m not gonna go there.

      • Stefan

        I don’t know anyone with bad teeth and I am eastern european. I guess we overthrew socialism but you guys in the west still live in some delusional-cold-war world of information. Grow up.

  17. Pope Benedict

    Got a message from GOD last night. Scary shit. She told me that I had better pull my head out of my ass & recognize that people don’t need to have a dozen children anymore to insure the species doesn’t get wiped out by plagues.
    So my bad, birth control is ok……big statement for the Vatican coming soon, but the Superficial gets the scoop.
    Could you send that nice blonde choirboy back in here for a second? I just need some help for a minute. I’m really old & it’s a private thing.

  18. Sizzle

    Apparently he took crazy classes from Tom Cruise.

  19. Veronica

    Mel Gibson used to be Australian and started his career here but now you can have him back. I declare he’s American. Seriously, he was such a lovely screen presence as a young guy and he’s still a kick-arse director (see Apocalypto). All the religious cult shit is such a turn-off (Tom Cruise too). The guy’s a royal fuck up and should just give up trying to be famous.

  20. “Knocked her teeth out” sounds pretty awful until you mentally add “…with his dick”, which suddenly takes Mel to new levels of awesome. Except for the, y’know, drunken anti-semitism ‘n shit. Nobody is perfect, sometimes not even me.

  21. Deacon Jones

    ……what would Jesus do??

  22. ZigZagZoey

    Oh he’s such a great Christian…

  23. kayneisgay

    “Ain’t nobody above an ass kickin’ ” Chris Rock !

  24. AtomicCoffee

    Wow, first Clinton busts Juanita Broaddrick’s lip for getting mouthy, then weirdo Al Gore forces his slimy tongue into a masseuse’s mouth for NOT getting mouthy, and now Mel Gibson belts his baby mama’s teeth out. Men are from Mars, and Women are from Venus!

  25. daddyoh

    Better BJ’s with no teeth! Your the Man, Mel!

  26. stinky mcpoop
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    Looks like they’ve been taking bong hits from the one on the table…

  27. shaft
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    she probably deserved it. dumb broads never shut up

  28. SO RIGHT

    I’ll be Mel Gibson’s wife is laughing all the way to the bank (although it wouldn’t be out loud, because she has too much class for that).

  29. Brooke

    Mel Gibson is Catholic? He was raised Methodist…

    Man, I’m gonna be sad if I have to start hating Mel Gibson now. He was so awesome before he went crazy… if they can prove he did it, I’ll finally let go.

  30. Toni Hall
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    I think Mel needs to run into one of few woman who CAN take care of themselves and see what it feels like to be on the recieving end.

  31. Commented on this photo:

    WOW VERY NICE

    Thanks

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