The Mel Gibson Baby Mama debacle just got interesting. Mel’s camp alleges Oksana Grigorieva shook their baby during an argument in January which resulted in him filing a restraining order when their custody agreement went south last week. Except it turns out she filed one of her own first and now her people are saying it’s because Mel literally punched her teeth out. But he looks so harmless! TMZ reports:
Sources in Oksana’s camp say Mel’s people are lying when they say she shook the baby. Instead, the sources say, “She tried to protect the baby during one of Gibson’s violent episodes when he punched Oksana in the face two times, breaking her teeth and giving her a concussion.”
As one source put it, “She tried to protect his reputation, depsite her fears of him and his verbal and physical abuse.” And the source goes on, “She regrets having believed in his empty promises to obtain professional help to control his violent nature.”
I don’t know who to believe in this whole mess because on the one hand, it sounds like this chick got pregnant just to bounce and take a chunk of Mel’s cash. On the other, he’s a hardcore Catholic who abhors birth control, so what did the fuck did he think would happen? “Okay, listen up. I’m going to ejaculate directly into your birth canal, so don’t get pregnant, alright? Otherwise, I don’t what I’m capable of. Wait. Why are you putting your clothes back on? Is it because of the Swastika? Because I only need it in the beginning. Babe, wait.”
Photos: WENN
Asshole | June 28, 2010 at 12:39 am
FIRST BITCHES
Allotta Fagina | June 28, 2010 at 1:02 am
That bitch has so much collagen in her lips, I doubt a donkey could kick them out of her well padded, gold digging mouth.
HLM | June 28, 2010 at 10:20 am
And she looks like the Octomom….so Mel probably should have stayed far away from that to begin with.
captain america | June 28, 2010 at 1:03 am
yep, THIS MUST BE A TOUGH GUY.
…………..american?
bimbamboing | June 28, 2010 at 3:25 am
He’s Australian lol.
Steve Rogers | June 28, 2010 at 3:48 am
No, he’s American. Born in New York to an America father (whose mother was Australian), raised there until age 12. Moved back to the USA age 28, immediately dropped the accent. Always called himself American in interviews.
Darth | June 28, 2010 at 2:57 am
Looks like he got his teeth knocked out as well.
bimbamboing | June 28, 2010 at 3:16 am
We should ask ourselves: do we really want always high resolution pics?!
allie! | June 28, 2010 at 4:11 am
looks like a hamburger with nigglebumbaum.
fingle ‘
bow chicka wowowowowww
bungs fungs
tickle
i finger my tight pussy!
allie! | June 28, 2010 at 4:11 am
fuck mylast comment didnt show uP!!!!!
allie! | June 28, 2010 at 4:13 am
i nigglnggg
rockrocky77 | June 28, 2010 at 4:57 am
Keeping it Classy Mel.
Lauren | June 28, 2010 at 5:22 am
how could anyone be attracted to either of them?!
Cock Dr | June 28, 2010 at 7:37 am
Jeez, what a mess. Everything & nothing sounds plausible. Russian hustler perhaps got a lot more crazy than she bargained for. Busted teeth & concussions are hard to fake.
Bring Mel to me & I’ll make sure he’ll never impregnate again.
FattyFatty2x4 | June 28, 2010 at 8:30 am
who are you to play God?
Cock Dr | June 28, 2010 at 8:48 am
I am really really motivated. God seems to be something of a slacker these days.
Didn’t you try to bring me into your internet hoochie harem the other night?
FattyFatty2x4 | June 28, 2010 at 10:05 am
That was FattyFatty1x2.
He’s half the man I am!
jc | June 28, 2010 at 7:38 am
Not for nothing, but Asians, Russians are Asiatic, have poor teeth anyway. Not that folks should go around hitting other folks, but that is a fact.
justifiable | June 28, 2010 at 10:00 am
Russians may have poor teeth, but it’s due to decades of crappy socialized health care – and now that the previous system has tanked, it’s just as crappy, only more expensive. It has nothing to do with your “fact” of their being “Asiatic” “anyway”. I have no fucking idea what the hell you’re getting at there, but don’t confuse a huge range of geography with some sort of blanket ethnicity. Part of “Russia” is in Europe, FYI, so just how are they “Asiatic”? There’s over 150 separate ethnicities in Russia . Slavic Ukrainians have as much in common with Crim Tatars as they do with Mongolians, Indians, Tibetans or Japanese.
Fati87 | June 28, 2010 at 11:16 am
People just like talking about things they don’t know crap about. In my experience, this has always been the case with Russia. North Americans have the most idiotic ideas about Russian people and Russian culture that are forced upon them by their own post-cold war culture. In their defense though, I am just as annoyed by the way Russians percieve them as well.
It’s true that Russians, along with other Eastern European nationalities, have bad teeth. It’s got nothing to do with genetics, but rather with bad care and the impopularity of dantist visitations. In North America people are religious about their teeth, but in Eastern Europe, they are happy with their mouths as long as they can chew their food. Disgusting, I know.
Fati87 | June 28, 2010 at 11:17 am
I know, I know, it’s “dentist”.
justifiable | June 28, 2010 at 4:20 pm
I don’t even think it comes from anything as well-meaning as a post cold-war assumption – you’re being kind. Bright boy here looked at a map once and went : “Whoa, Russia’s in Asia! Who knew? Not for nothing, that means they have bad teeth and can’t drive – it is a fact!”
Wow, England must be in Asia, too, since they also have bad teeth! Yeesh.
Hey, when your main priority it how to get heating oil and electricity amidst disruptions and cutoffs, your teeth sort of take a back seat. Not that Grigorieva had to deal with that – her teeth sure look better than Mel’s. All the better to…nooooooooooo, I’m not gonna go there.
Stefan | October 17, 2010 at 3:12 pm
I don’t know anyone with bad teeth and I am eastern european. I guess we overthrew socialism but you guys in the west still live in some delusional-cold-war world of information. Grow up.
Pope Benedict | June 28, 2010 at 8:01 am
Got a message from GOD last night. Scary shit. She told me that I had better pull my head out of my ass & recognize that people don’t need to have a dozen children anymore to insure the species doesn’t get wiped out by plagues.
So my bad, birth control is ok……big statement for the Vatican coming soon, but the Superficial gets the scoop.
Could you send that nice blonde choirboy back in here for a second? I just need some help for a minute. I’m really old & it’s a private thing.
Sizzle | June 28, 2010 at 8:06 am
Apparently he took crazy classes from Tom Cruise.
Veronica | June 28, 2010 at 8:46 am
Mel Gibson used to be Australian and started his career here but now you can have him back. I declare he’s American. Seriously, he was such a lovely screen presence as a young guy and he’s still a kick-arse director (see Apocalypto). All the religious cult shit is such a turn-off (Tom Cruise too). The guy’s a royal fuck up and should just give up trying to be famous.
Mancuso | June 28, 2010 at 8:46 am
“Knocked her teeth out” sounds pretty awful until you mentally add “…with his dick”, which suddenly takes Mel to new levels of awesome. Except for the, y’know, drunken anti-semitism ‘n shit. Nobody is perfect, sometimes not even me.
Deacon Jones | June 28, 2010 at 9:18 am
……what would Jesus do??
Deacon Jones | June 28, 2010 at 9:18 am
HE’D KNOCK HER FUCKING TEETH OUT TOO!
ZigZagZoey | June 28, 2010 at 9:38 am
Oh he’s such a great Christian…
kayneisgay | June 28, 2010 at 11:12 am
“Ain’t nobody above an ass kickin’ ” Chris Rock !
HLM | June 28, 2010 at 4:11 pm
Or was that Chris Brown?
AtomicCoffee | June 28, 2010 at 11:21 am
Wow, first Clinton busts Juanita Broaddrick’s lip for getting mouthy, then weirdo Al Gore forces his slimy tongue into a masseuse’s mouth for NOT getting mouthy, and now Mel Gibson belts his baby mama’s teeth out. Men are from Mars, and Women are from Venus!
justifiable | June 28, 2010 at 4:22 pm
No, those guys are from Penis.
daddyoh | June 28, 2010 at 11:48 am
Better BJ’s with no teeth! Your the Man, Mel!
SO RIGHT | June 28, 2010 at 3:05 pm
I’ll be Mel Gibson’s wife is laughing all the way to the bank (although it wouldn’t be out loud, because she has too much class for that).
Brooke | June 28, 2010 at 11:22 pm
Mel Gibson is Catholic? He was raised Methodist…
Man, I’m gonna be sad if I have to start hating Mel Gibson now. He was so awesome before he went crazy… if they can prove he did it, I’ll finally let go.