Mel Gibson Just Had Menopause, Everybody

September 22nd, 2010 // 27 Comments
Mel Gibson Had Male Menopause

Mel Gibson apologists have waited patiently for months, knowing there had to be a reasonable, rational explanation for their hero’s racist outbursts and alleged domestic violence. Well, my friends, that day has come, and the answer you’ve all been waiting for is… His uterus stopped working. PHEW. For a minute there, I thought it’d be- wait, what? TMZ reports:

TMZ has obtained a copy of the letter — handwritten by Mel — and in it he says, “I’m so ragged I could drink or commit a crime. The anger seems to be out of my control — I need to do something about it something lasting — not just a band aid…. I don’t know why I’m so whacky and depressed but I need to get well and re-enter life. Please don’t be upset I’ve gone — I’m just not myself and feel bad when I am so f**ked up and sick around you….
Maybe it’s some kind of male menopause.

After doing this job for so long, there are few things that surprise me anymore. Finding out Mel Gibson sobs around like a middle-aged housewife is definitely one of them. Next, you’re going to tell me he tried to build a time machine to stop Hitler, and then I’ll have to start wearing bow-ties just so they can spin around to emphasize my shock. “He almost finished it, but Goldman Sachs wouldn’t give him a loan? Oh, the irony!”

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  1. dude

    what the article fails to mention is that this handwritten letter from Mel was addressed to Randal. He’s who all the big celebs come clean with.

  2. Shevederic

    Is that the only shirt he owns these days?

  3. mandi

    “then I’ll have to start wearing bow-ties just so they can spin around to emphasize my shock.”

    hahahahahaa i spit out my water when i read that.

  4. Cock Dr

    I would prescribe multiple daily doses of medical cannabis, but he just doesn’t deserve that kind of fun.
    When’s the beaver movie coming out….or is that now going direct to DVD?

    • Aussie Mama

      Dr Cock; God that name, makes me THROB!
      Isn’t that a movie Jodie Foster is Directing/Producing?
      Explains the Beaver hand puppet he was supposedly talking to.
      It’s a frickin’ movie role.
      For those who say he’s history.
      Icon started and still owned by Mel, 250 movies to their name, eg; Precious…..doubt he’s going anywhere.
      Just because he takes a backseat, doesn’t mean he’s not making $$$.
      He’s not the most powerful man in Hollywood, for no reason.
      And when you are that big, you become an even bigger target!
      Jodie Foster has just done a brilliant interview, saying she will love Mel forever and knew that the moment she met him.
      Not bad for a gay gal, who Mel supposedly hates for being gay…
      If you believe the media!

  5. Rhialto

    Lol meno-/penopause.

  6. alex

    Thanks for reporting on TMZ’s story. Maybe you could post something from Perez Hilton or Fox news next.

    • It’s apparently Alex’s first day on the site, everyone. Let’s make him feel him welcome.

      • I’m in.

        Alex, go fuck yourself.

      • TAB

        Alex:

        I’ve been reading this website for almost 10 years..got the link off of Ryan’s website gorillamask.net..not sure if he still runs it or not..

        Thanks for being my time-killer at work, when my company blocks the usage of mindless video games!

      • Speaking of menopause and alcoholics…..welcome Alex!

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      • alex

        Hey Fucknuts Fish,
        I’ve been reading your comments for years. Mostly they are funny. Sometimes they are not. Lately they’ve been preachy. But sometimes you insist on reporting TMZ news. If you’ve got nothing, post nothing.

        I dont really care if the douchebags in here want to call me a name…if they have the time, more power to them.

        So big-fat-fucking-welcome to me to a site I’ve been to 1000 times. You’re welcome for the hits.

    • Sheena

      Dear Alex,
      Don’t be a pud, son. Just sit back, relax, and let the crazy gossip and witty repartee wash over your newbie brain. Let it flow, man, let it flow.

    • Aussie Mama

      hahahahahahahahahaha!

  7. bimbamboing

    That’s about time after having seven kids!

  8. sleepdoc

    Screw Mel, he’s a douchebag. Permanently tainted.

  9. TAB

    No wonder Mel is bat-shit crazy, 8 kids and counting? I guess with all the money he has made can’t by him a moments worth of sanity…poor Mel…when will he go back to making movies where he wears tin foil on his head, wondering how crop circles got in his fields and waiting “for them.”

  10. Sylvie

    I read the entire letter and really feel bad for him. He is screaming out in pain. It was heartfelt and I hope he gets the help he needs.

    TEAM MEL

  11. Amy

    It could be his medication. I mean, if he was “normal” (by normal, I mean his family has said he’s never done anything like this in the past) before and now he’s bat-shit crazy, it could be bad medication. My dad was on some blood-pressure medicene one time and went menopausal. He started getting emotional over absolutely nothing and he had never cried before. It was weird. The minute he got off the meds, he was back to normal.

  12. Anon

    blah i don’t like mel but i think if i had to look at the gold digging bitch every day i’d go postal too. throw her out with the trash or ship her back to the russian mailorder site he bought her from wonder if they’d give him a refund since he purchased damaged goods

  13. alordslums

    Next, you’re going to tell me he tried to build a time machine to stop Hitler, and then I’ll have to start wearing bow-ties just so they can spin around to emphasize my shock.

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    classic fish. i’m only 23 but your site’s made me laugh so often that i now have to wear pantyliners whenever i go out to avoid inopportune social embarrassment.

    odi et amo.

  14. it’s hard to feel sorry for the guy. he’s an asshole. this woe am i bullshit ive seen in a few of his movies. aint feelin it. have another kid, that’ll fix it.

  15. Aussie Mama

    Don’t believe a word of it at all.

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