Crime’s Fate Is In Mel Gibson’s Hands Now

January 24th, 2012 // 17 Comments

“AND IT WILL BLOW ME! — If it pleases the court.”

According to TMZ, Mel Gibson is currently in court to be a prospective juror which should scare the living shit out of any minorities thinking about committing a crime because – surprise – you’re already guilty of it. Anyway, because Tuesday’s are ridiculously boring, I slapped together a little caption gallery of how Mel Gibson: Juror At Law might go down and may have made Law & Order look like a bitch in the process. This is ripped right from the headlines stuff if today’s headlines are full of Anti-Semitism. I’m not much a of newspaper person.

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Photos: Getty, Splash News

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  1. EmmaWatson's Vagina

    highly unlikely they will give it to him. But i think that case would get a shitload of publicity if he was made a juror.

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    Cock Dr
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    He used to be the Sexiest Man Alive but now Mad Mel looks like sour faced driftwood dressed up in a fancy suit & tie.
    No one will blow him now for love…only money brings the necessary fellatio.

  3. No matter how often he brushes his teeth, the taste of sugar tits still clings to his mouth like a cheap piece of chocolate.

  4. Frank Burns

    Can’t wait for Mel to suggest to the judge that the defendant fight for his freedom in a large, domed cage where “Two men enter, one man leaves”.

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    Jill_Ess
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    haha

  6. Where was he when OJ was on trial?

  7. The Royal Penis

    There’s something ironic about being “judged” by a wife beating, anti-semitic philanderer….let me see….what is it…

  8. EricLr

    One of the attorneys is just going to have to establish that *HE* run Bartertown!

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    Moron_slayer2000
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    “Tuesday’s”? Tuesday’s what? Did you mean “Tuesdays”, as in Tuesday pluralized? I think you did. I’m not certain, though. I mean, since you’re a moron.

  10. boo

    It looks like he forgot to put in his teeth.

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    The Brown Streak
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    “All rise! The honorable George Goldstein will be presiding.”
    “Ah, shit!”

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    KWDragon
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    I thought this was more of a “your mouth should be lookin’ like THIS when you approach MY bench” kinda caption moment…

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    vlad
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    Is this what being an asshole does to your looks? the man is 56 and he looks like he’s in his 70′s….I guess hatred does consume you whole!

  14. bigalkie

    In a what scientists describe as a mircale and a shocking breakthrough, a cure for leprosy has been discovered as evidenced by Mel Gibson being spotted with another human being.

  15. Maximilian

    Greatest man in Hollywood..

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    wer ist der Anwalt
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    Who’s the lawyer sitting next to him? He’s kinda sexy in a cranky older man sort of way.

  17. whip

    so this is why HOMOCIDES are living up?

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