Crime’s Fate Is In Mel Gibson’s Hands Now

By: The Superficial / January 24, 2012

“AND IT WILL BLOW ME! — If it pleases the court.”

According to TMZ, Mel Gibson is currently in court to be a prospective juror which should scare the living shit out of any minorities thinking about committing a crime because – surprise – you’re already guilty of it. Anyway, because Tuesday’s are ridiculously boring, I slapped together a little caption gallery of how Mel Gibson: Juror At Law might go down and may have made Law & Order look like a bitch in the process. This is ripped right from the headlines stuff if today’s headlines are full of Anti-Semitism. I’m not much a of newspaper person.

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