Mel Gibson is Pissed

Not entirely sure how this information deviates from the norm, but Page Six reports Mel Gibson is “furious” over the loss of his The Hangover 2 cameo:

A source close to Gibson told us, “He doesn’t understand why Mike Tyson, a drug user who turned his life around, was given a chance while Mel was kicked to the curb. Everybody deserves a second chance.”

Okay, first off, Mel Gibson doesn’t know the name of black people. Not even Danny Glover’s. (True story.) Second, Mel already had a second chance after the whole Sugartits/”The Jews control everything” DUI arrest only to turn and essentially sleep with Hollywood’s sister with the “pack of niggers” recordings, proving he never changed. But I’m just wasting my, breath aren’t I? Here’s the bottom line: Would I have laughed at a Mel Gibson cameo? Probably. Am I going to sit here and scream bloody murder over it because he directed a fetish film where the Jews kill Jesus for two hours and/or starred in Lethal Weapon? No, because I understand the difference between fictional characters and reality. At the end of the day, the guy fucked up just a few months ago. This is the price, and I guarantee he’s not sitting around stewing over it because a.) even he knows it was too soon and b.) it might not have been that funny to begin with. Don’t get me wrong, he’s stewing, but that’s just Mel’s constitution. The man runs on pure hate.

And fellatio.