Mel Gibson Made Another Baby
The last time Mel Gibson knocked a woman up, that baby got punched – or accidentally slapped because he was aiming for the mother, depending on whose lawyers you believe – so if your initial reaction to a child coming into the world was, “Oh, God, Jesus, no,” that’s fine. You’re fine. We all should feel that way. PEOPLE reports:
Mel Gibson and Rosalind Ross, his girlfriend of two years, are expecting a baby early next year, the star’s rep confirms to PEOPLE exclusively.
Already a father of eight kids, Gibson, 60, is thrilled to add to his brood.
This makes Mel Gibson’s ninth kid, which means the statistical likelihood of one of them becoming the next Sugar-Tits Hitler – after the orange reign of Toupee Führer, of course – is pretty damn high. But until that happens, the important thing is mom and baby are healthy (for now) and nobody looks like they’re in the middle of a hostage situation.