Mel Gibson Gave Winona Ryder The Cutest Nickname

December 16th, 2010 // 95 Comments

Winona Ryder appears in the new issue of GQ (above) where she recounts an incident with Mel Gibson who, to his credit, forwent the threats of arson-based oral rape and stuck to good ol’ fashioned anti-Semitism, like a gentleman:

“I remember, like, fifteen years ago, I was at one of those big Hollywood parties. And he was really drunk. I was with my friend, who’s gay. He made a really horrible gay joke. And somehow it came up that I was Jewish. He said something about ‘oven dodgers,’ but I didn’t get it. I’d never heard that before. It was just this weird, weird moment. I was like, ‘He’s anti-Semitic and he’s homophobic.’ No one believed me!”

In Mel Gibson’s defense, who the hell brings a gay friend to meet him? Did this guy steal Winona’s boyfriend or something? Because, seriously, there’s no excuse for that. That’s like waving a steak in front of a racist bear then acting surprised when it pulls a gun and drunkenly shoots you in the face. C’mon.

NOTE: This seemed relevant, and I’m also hoping someone can explain how every single alarm in the Vatican didn’t go off at once. “These a boys, they’s a legal age! No, no, no, my’s a birthday is a ruined!”

Photos: GQ, Splash News

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  1. Cock Dr

    I’m 30 seconds into the video and I am SO creeped out by that Pope guy.

  2. Cock Dr

    Whew! It’s over. Well, we can all draw our own conclusions.
    Winona has aged well. Not someone that you would want over to your house though……unless you hid all the small pocketable items.

  3. FattyFatty2X4

    Is it true Jewish women don’t give up the noggin’?
    i.e. head?

    • steez

      I’ve given a jewish girl head and watched her suck my boyfriend’s dick. And I went to a notoriously jewish highschool full of sluts that gave closeted gay dudes blowjobs in the parking lot during lunch.

      If they don’t give it up it’s because they’re a bitch, not a jewish bitch.

  4. flipnglib

    I got a cute name for her – thief.

  5. The Listener

    I didn’t get the whole ‘oven dodger’ comment Mel said to her. I looked it up online and it refers to the cremation of the Jews during the Holocaust. How do you make a joke out of an attempted genocide?!

    • GravyLeg

      Well… First you meet a Jew and a gay guy at a party while trashed…. It’s MEL FUCKING GIBSON. What do you expect?

    • dumbass

      here’s how:

      Q: What’s the difference betwen a Jew and a Pizza?

      A: A pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven.

      HiYOOOOO!!
      I think people grossly underestimate the potential for humor in the holocaust. How about Zach Galiafianakis’ line in ‘the hangover’ – ‘they gave out rings in the holocaust?’ I just about pissed myself!

  6. Brian Scotch

    Is that an Italian accented quote? Isn’t the pope German?

  7. Winona Ryder Black Swan
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Pretty, but those eyes are nutz.

  8. grobpilot

    I bet the Pope had one of his top cardinals run to the corner Walgreen’s to buy several packs of condoms and then invite the entire shirtless troupe over for playtime in a big vat of spaghetti.

  9. meh

    15 years ago? Who gives a flying fuck what anyone said, no matter how hateful. Like everyone isn’t rasicst anyway.

  10. When1800

    I don’t know about the rest of you but a completely insane drunken racist with more money than god and also a huge public figure saying absolute nonsense is extremely entertaining!!

    • Virgodoll

      hahahahahaha, funniest comment ever, if I had a million bucks, I’d have give it to u this instant, rofl

  11. fcslboy

    I really like this Gibson fella more and more. Go Mel!

  12. fester

    Did Winona receive a check for the GQ gig or did they simply let her steal everything that wasn’t nailed down?

  13. Noni’s new nickname isn’t so good.

  14. testington

    huh, I never knew she was Jewish. I guess sometimes you forget there is the religion and the ethnicity because I always thought she was from a family of Buddhist hippies that lived in a commune in Minnesota

    • Well her father was from a Russian Jewish family and her mother is a W.A.S.P. they converted to Buddism. the thing is this, if you are part jewish you are considered a jew. especially towards racists.

      • Mortimer Duke

        In the Jewish religion you are considered a Jew if your mother is. So by official Jewish lore, she isnt.

      • Original Jewish law states that it was the father which made you a Jew or not. or if you converted. later on it was decided that if you’re mother is Jewish then you are Jewish. in 1983 it was changed to either mother or father and that child was raised as a Jew.

        So in a sense you are right that by modern jewish law Winona Laura Horowitz aka Winona Ryder is not Jewish.

  15. Deacon Jones

    Hmm, she’s Jewish?
    Well that explains the shoplifting…

  16. McFeely Smackup

    Hmm…Wynona whom hasn’t had anything but bit parts in the last decade, suddenly remembers something racist Mel Gibson said 15 years ago?

    Mel may be a racist, but at least he’s not a shoplifter.

  17. Toby Weymiller

    I would play with Ryder’s boobs and let Gibson watch. Then I would suck on his man boobs.

    • Richard McBeef

      that’s an interesting fantasy. You had me at Ryder’s boobs but lost me somewhere around the Gibson part.

  18. Oven Dodger? WOW.

  19. Deacon Jones

    “Funny, she doesn’t look Druish”

  20. Rough's good deeds always get punish

    LOL How do you find a gem of a video like this, which apparently supersede Mel Gibson being an equal opportunity offender? How and who sneaked this video out of the Vatican in the first place?

  21. Hank

    Still a very beautiful woman. She’s probably nuts, but who cares?

  22. Inmate 12236969

    Golly gee Winona, you just make everyone so proud that you love gay people and you’re such a victim being Jewish we all feel sorry for you boo hoo—it was fifteen years ago you dumb bitch who the fuck cares?

    • eatme

      …agreed. what a sad attempt for sympathy/empathy while jumping on the Mel hating bandwagon.
      What do you call someone who is racist against white people?
      What do you call someone who is racist against orientals?
      blacks?
      Indians?
      Is there a reason the is a special word for being racist against Jews?
      (and yes, I do know the etymology. if you don’t, maybe you should look it up and you will then be equally baffled as to why it is call “anti-semitism” (sorry, make that one word: antisemitism, i’m sure soon to officially become Antisemitism, shortly before becoming ANTISEMITISM))
      Don’t get me wrong, “oven dodgers” jokes are far from funny. far from appropriate. i just don’t believe he said it just because lil’ fall from grace Winona says so.

  23. Her Russian girlfriend must have been busy that night.

  24. RiverinEgypt

    Mel is wrong, Jews do not control Hollywood. Although that would explain how Adam Sandler gets financing for his films and Seth Rogen gets cast as a romantic lead.

    • eatme

      jews created hollywood. “they” (a select few) literally created it. they were being black-listed out east so they set up shop out west. as the years go by, “their” control wanes, but “they” fucking created it. it’s no wonder there are a disproportionate number of jews in positions of power in hollywood, but seriously, don’t fucking deny fact.

    • Aussie Mama

      Everyone that is anyone in Hollywood is Jewish, has a Jewish background or is rootin’ a Jew….
      Mel; typical Aussie sick sense of humor.
      Tish Boom, love it!

    • MST

      . . . or how the hideously ugly, incredibly untalented Torie Spelling gets parts.

  25. Galtacticus

    If Winona Ryder’s gay friend is linked to a network of park visitors, solely dressed in a raincoat, at night time. Then that could be the reason of being homophobic at that time.

    • Darth

      That sounds familiar to me, being handsome and ‘blessed’ with killing looks. It’s more an art to me to back off people than to attract them. *Combs hair*

      • Rhialto

        And why don’t the comments show up in safari? Are you being homophobic or something?

      • Gando

        Among each community there’re the good , the bad and the ugly. All what they must learn is to respect who you’re (and stop drooling).

      • Rhialto

        Maybe a fistful of dollars will help to back them off.

      • Gando

        So quit your desperate speculations. The Chosen One is as straight as a straight line could be. He can’t help it, he was born that way.

      • Bimbamboing

        Honestly, we didn’t look at this skank’s page for days. So don’t think that the earlier comments are a reply to your most ‘creative’ posting. And like we said before; you can post what you want hunnie! We just can’t wait until that hyena-grin drops off your face. But, talking about queers, maybe a see through blouse will help you out in the future?

      • Bimbamboing

        The next time we might going to reveal more facts about her former fake ‘managing’ position (just taken by this dumbhead for the status despite having zero experience or papers) and her €100 euro an hour con services to be paid cash.

  26. I am sorry to say, but if both of these people where just like the rest of us, what they said would not matter to anyone except the people who it was being directed towards. It would be like you neighbor 5 doors down saying this to someone, somewhere……………how would you know?? You wouldn’t.
    People like Mel Gibson, Winona Ryder, Lindsay Lohan, John Lennon,(and yes I know he is dead but he is still quoted), etc. are so called celebrities and for what ever reason whenever it started; it’s important what they say?!

    I don’t usually write back on these but an illness has cost me time in bed and boredom is driving me crazy. Otherwise, my life is involved and not with Celebrity gossip, pictures, quotes, reviews or anything else.

  27. Do_Freebird

    Really, who would of guessed she’s a heeb? She must of gotten one hell of a nose job. You can see why I was confused.
    {A Christian} God’s love be upon you,
    Mel

  28. Johnny Cage

    So he made a gay joke, so the fuck what? That’s nothing any of us haven’t been doing since the 80s and 90s.

    The oven-dodger joke was too much though. Wise cracks chasing on a real life tragedy goes too far.

  29. Winona Ryder Black Swan
    Puddin' Taine
    Commented on this photo:

    Definitely got those “Runaway bride” crazy eyes

  30. truth

    There goes another jew trying to control the media again.

  31. Aussie Mama

    Mel and his father well known holocaust deniers, do not believe gas chambers/ovens existed, so if that’s their line of thought, backed with fact, how did he say anything offensive?

    • Johnny Cage

      Actually only his dad was a holocaust denier. Mel believes the holocaust happened. However since Mel has never severed ties with his father the media dumps him in the same bucket as his dad.

      Although I like Mel, it’s safe to say that the holocaust did occur to both Jews and Christians in WWII. About 6 million Jews and 7-9 million Christians got rounded up and killed by the SauerKrauts. Nevertheless the Christians and Jews still got to pork the Nazis butt-pirates pretty good in Poland. Although it was a 10 day battle, more Reichmen fell there than both sides at Gettysburg.

      • touchit

        Actually, you can be branded a Holocaust (capital H) denier (soon to become HOLOCAUSTDENIER) simply for disputing the numbers. Of course, no one can dispute the numbers with solid evidence, for we have no solid evidence what the numbers are either way, and dare any of us to now conduct an unbiased study, else we too will likely we branded HOLOCAUSTDENIERs for even speculating. Maybe it was 2-3 million (only)? I mean, last I remember, we were never allowed under the iron curtain to do a head count (this being where, of course, the BIG numbers were reported). Doesn’t sound very scientific or conclusive to me. Shit, i better watch my back and not question “history”.

      • Johnny Cage

        It should also be noted that the Commies killed as many Jews as Hitler’s boys did. But since so many college professors are Bolsheviks themselves, this is seldom told in schools across America.

      • eatme

        the Bolsheviks themselves were largely Jewish (Trotsky and Lenin (heritage)). It was the Jewish Bolsheviks in Russia immediately following their “Revolution” that they committed genocide against the Christian kulaks. They killed millions outright and forced starvation (eg. Holodomor) and what we would call property theft of millions of others. The Holocaust was not an accident, it was a step in the race wars this planet has always seen. It was payback. We in the west are so controlled by the media and their spin on things, that we have completely lost sight of the facts. If you don’t believe me, please invest just a few hours and do a little research. No doubt Stalin was an “evil” man who turned on his Jewish bedmates as soon as he saw his chance, but check out just how evil Trotsky was, the man we in the West are led to believe was the man who was born to take command after Lenin who would rule fairly. He was a piece of shit.

  32. wim

    she just named him “*SSHOLE”, folks.
    IT’S ASD SIMPLE AS THAT!!

  33. Winona Ryder Black Swan
    J
    Commented on this photo:

    OMG, this dress is so pretty! Where did she steal it?

  34. Years later and Winona Ryder is still quite easy on the eyes…

  35. Gando

    The ugly become evil and hateful because for the ugly beauty is frightening.It rubs them in their face what they really are without even a word. The ugly are always with many, cowardly as they’re.

    • Galtacticus

      They’re cowardly because they’ve something to hide, they know they’re wrong. For that reason they unite to keep up their fake truth. It works like a vicious circle.

      • Rhialto

        Well, the good news is that i’d have seemingly several saving accounts. And in a generous way interest on the accounts will be charged as well.

  36. Winona Ryder GQ
    jojo
    Commented on this photo:

    the camera really captures the stupid on this one.

  37. Veronica

    Mel was just pissed because she had just lifted his wallet at the party.

  38. Rhialto

    To answer those skanky posts and it’s probably for the last time.
    a) Although i’m always trying to stay kind and correct. You’re just not my type if you didn’t notice yet.
    b) I don’t bathe in other’s water, probably missing out the ‘dog gen’.
    c) To talk for myself at that time, i don’t commit adultery.
    d) I’m looking for a snow scoop online, but i’m afraid it will be arriving too late.

  39. That Guy

    15 years ago…. about the last time Winona Ryder was relevant too.

  40. Mad props to Fish for posting this. I went to TMZ where all things Gibson are, um, not what you’d expect (at least I didn’t). Commenters are posting in Cyrillic, calling eachother Babushka, praying together for him to get the baby while calling her all kinds of names, putting theories forward of how she got him in the first place ( apparantly she spiked his drinks with viagra, which caused him to be happy while with her without knowing why), and so on. It’s like opposite world, or some part of Alice in wonderland. I mentioned that story of Gibson saying he used earplugs to not hear his baby cry at night. People didn’t like that. :)

    Oh, my point: TMZ has put up this “oven dodgers”-story, but made it impossible to find. It doesn’t even show up if you search Ryder’s name. I srsly think Gibson has payed TMZ, that now seems so far up his ass he’d need a colonoscopy to remove them.

  41. Sasha

    Winona is a washed up cunt. Who cares what she thinks.

  42. Aussie Mama

    Rehab, pills, shoplifting and a 15 year old Mel Gibson quote.
    Anything to keep your name in the media!

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