Mel Gibson Facing Domestic Violence Charges

January 19th, 2011 // 36 Comments
Mel Gibson

“So I says to her, I says, ‘Perhaps you might blow me,’ and she turns around and slaps me with domestic violence charges, Jesus. I mean, how does that work? You gotta help old Mel outta this jam, buddy. This is the last one. I promise.”

Despite the fact it’s pretty much a given Oksana Grigorieva will make up anything to bleed more child support out of Mel Gibson, authorities are still looking to charge him with domestic violence/corporal injury. Then again, that might have a lot to do with him admitting he slapped her. I’m not a lawyer. RadarOnline reports:

The Los Angeles District Attorney granted Gibson’s high-powered criminal lawyer Blair Berk a last-ditch meeting late Tuesday afternoon, as she she sought to persuade authorities not to charge the actor. Deputy District Attorney John Lynch met with Berk at the Airport Courthouse for close to two hours.
However, law enforcement sources connected to the case told, before the meeting, that it was almost inevitable that Gibson, 55, would be charged. A charge of domestic violence/corporal injury involving a former cohabitant is looming for the Oscar-winning actor/director, sources said.
It can be prosecuted as a felony or misdemeanor. If convicted of a felony, the Lethal Weapon star could face up to four years in state prison; if convicted of a misdemeanor, he could face up to one year in county jail.

Before this gets any worse, I think it’s time for Mel Gibson to swallow his pride and finally make a deal with a government. They’ll drop the charges and he’ll confess Oksana was a KGB operative who duped him the entire time. Her mission? Use a complex system of refusing fellatio to convince him to direct a sequel to The Passion of the Christ where Jesus walks around spreading anti-capitalist propaganda. I’m talking belittling the rich and telling people to give all their money to the poor. Pure Commie shit, and that’s why Mel had to punch her. They’ll probably give him a medal.


  1. Smaug


  2. Cock Dr

    Can’t wait for his “Beaver” movie, so I can endlessly make fun of it.
    I think writing the checks to his legal team is probably the worst punishment Mad Mel will suffer for his crimes, whatever they were.

  3. Seen here attempting to rip out the heart of Jesus using a technique he saw in ‘Raiders of the Lost Ark’…

  4. AussieMama conspiracy rant in 3, 2…

    • Cock Dr

      The loquacious one from down under is in another time zone. We’ll probably have to wait a while.

    • Aussie Mama

      Thanks for the shout out guys.
      I feel honoured, even if it is for kookiness.
      I don’t believe he’ll be charged at all.
      You never hear rumors from his camp, not one, so lets wait n see.
      I think Oksana and Octomom could pass for twins and should join the fetish movie industry. ’2 ugly, scalpeled, money grubbing sluts and 1 cup.’

      • Aussie Mama

        that’s 3 posts ahahhahahahahahahahaha

      • AM- his “camp,” as you put it, is financially dependent on him. By his own admission: “I don’t have any f—ing money! I have to support you and everybody else! I have to sell paintings. I have to sell my box at the Lakers game… I spent more than $5 million on you! ” That’s his pattern – because money = control. He likes to own things – from his own church to his women to his kids.

        So of course his family and anyone else he’s involved with financially will stay shtum about any prior bad behavior. Unfortunately, that circle doesn’t include the Malibu PD, which you seem to have forgotten about. Mel apologized long and hard trying to make everyone think it was an isolated incident, that bad ol’ booze did the ranting, it wasn’t really him throwing slurs.

        Only the severedly blinkered and pig-ignorant are giving him the benefit of any doubt here. He’s been proved abusive when he’s drunk, and we all know now he’s abusive when he’s enraged – and while he may never have physically smacked the ex-Mrs. Mel around, that out of control aspect of his character isn’t one that’s just come out the past year. Like most narcissists, that need to have the world revolve around him has probably gotten worse now that he’s older and has to deal with fact that he’s not the in-control stud leading man he used to be, and if he’s still drinking it’s not gonna help him keep his rage about that in check..

        When Grigorieva brought up the fact that his relationship with her son was bad “because of your violence”, he didn’t correct her or become even more outraged and demand to know WTF she was talking about – and that in itself is an acknowledgment. You gotta admit, as self-serving and scripted as her remarks were, he pretty much condemned himself out of his own mouth.

  5. Fool

    I’m tired of this…get them to the Thunderdome !

  6. Bucky Barnes

    For anybody else in his position I’d say hiring a powerful female attorney would be a smart move. For Mel, not so much. I can just see the check made out to “Sugar Tits, Attorney-At-Law” with “blow me” in the memo. God help him if she’s also Jewish.

  7. GravyLeg

    LMAO at the write up Fish… First paragraph was awesome…

  8. Bucky Barnes

    BTW, that’s not a behind the scenes photo from Passion of the Christ, it’s actually a shot of Mel disciplining his gardener…

  9. Maybe Chris Brown will be his study buddy.

  10. Mel slapped Jesus?

    Did he say “I’m gonna come over there and put a crown of thorns on your head, nail you to a fucking cross, stab you with a goddamn spear…but first you’re going to fucking BLOW ME!”

  11. S'up Bitches

    So what? Jesus used to slap the shit out of Mary Magdelene all the time. Hey, he wouldn’t of done it if she didn’t give him all that back talk. Plus, the make up sex was AWESOME!

  12. Doc Scweinstrudel

    HA HA! Gotcha! Now if that other violent rapist Assange also went to prison with him instead of using his “popularity” and “conspiracy against him” as an excuse.

    • I don’t think you’re up on the facts of the Assange case. There’s no “violence” being accused, and even the “rape” part is pretty ridiculous if you read the claims of the women.

    • Aussie Mama

      Won’t happen.

    • Aussie Mama

      Violent Rapist?
      Never any trouble with the law, ever. He outs the lying governments of the world and all of a sudden he has rape charges against him?
      Common, even you aren’t that stupid. Put your hatred of men aside for 1 minute and say something honest for once.
      He is the most influential person in the world at the moment and the poster boy for freedom of speech.

      • s'up bitches

        Aussie Mama is right. What is happening to Assange right now is bullshit. He is probably the only real journalist out there right now, and he isn’t even a journalist! If our “mainstream media” would stop feeding from the same corporate trough as their enemy, Sarah Palin, the people of the U.S. wouldn’t be such slaves right now. I just want him to knock off the bullshit and release what he has on Citibank and Rupert Murdock.

      • Doc Schweinstrudel

        Aussie mama, I don’t hate ALL men. Just 90 % of them who are not real men (immoral, beat women shit like that and ARE dumb) and like 10% of women you are a dumb cunt who gives women bad name.
        Really Assange is a journalist? BOO HOO. Did he tell of something we didn’t know? Only a dumbass like you wouldn’t guess that he is in fact a government employee and works for the government for a long time.
        He had problems with law when he was a kid! SO wrong again.
        And if you read his stalking emails to an AUssie student girl which were published – HE IS JUST AS NUTS AS THEY COME

      • Aussie Mama

        s’up bitches. i bow to you. nice to see some common sense x

  13. Cardinal Fang

    I don’t think we’re giving Mel enough credit. I think he’s shown great restraint in not having killed her. I’m serious.

    • s'up bitches

      He killed Jesus instead.

    • Aussie Mama

      I am sure they will come up with plenty of SHIT about him. But smart people know SHIT from clay Doc. Verbal poop is your specialty Doc, keep it coming. Assange rocks!
      And what he did as a kid, puhleez….you probably ate your own snot?
      I won’t hold that against you now. grow up and calm down while your at it.

  14. one legged

    mel seems nice
    some reality tv in the made up celeb news
    he did nothing wrong
    women don’t understand their place

    and he dislikes the terror people on earth

    bless him

  15. Tom

    Screw the Jews, Mel FTW.

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