Mel Gibson Will Fight Alla Ya’s

“Give me back my blowjobs!”

Here’s Mel Gibson swinging at the paparazzi outside a restaurant in Malibu over the weekend who got the last laugh by making these photos available to assholes like me. (Did a giant spring launch him out of the backseat? Because I’m pretty sure The Joker’s gonna notice that shit’s missing.) On top of that, they hilariously Photoshopped his car to look like a smart car which is impressive once you realize Mel Gibson only travels by Nazi zeppelin.

Photos: AKM Images/Flynet

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