“Give me back my blowjobs!”
Here’s Mel Gibson swinging at the paparazzi outside a restaurant in Malibu over the weekend who got the last laugh by making these photos available to assholes like me. (Did a giant spring launch him out of the backseat? Because I’m pretty sure The Joker’s gonna notice that shit’s missing.) On top of that, they hilariously Photoshopped his car to look like a smart car which is impressive once you realize Mel Gibson only travels by Nazi zeppelin.
Photos: AKM Images/Flynet
Invisible unicycle.
This is one of the best celebrity photos of all time. Classic.
Jesus, what a brilliant mess he has become.
It was less than a decade ago he was normal and still making good flicks. He left his wife for a mail-order bride and fucked his whole life up. I never understood why people this rich with mansions right on the beach dont just HOST parties and get shitfaced at home.
There’s also this special group of people you can hire called “chauffeurs”, or, colloquially, “drivers”.
Actually, a driver is a person one has in one’s employ on a fulltime basis. A chauffeur is someone hired for the occasion.
Thank you for the clarification!
A better question is why can’t he just get shitfaced by himself in front of the TV like a normal person?
..getting shitty in front of a TV is BORING!
Hi ho, Silver… away!!!
Seeing a Stephen King’s “IT” reference on this site caused me to tear up in happiness.
That said, not sure what you’re trying to communicate with this comment…
Invisible horse is invisible.
Kids these days, no culture.
Bam.
This shit is getting too old for this shit
What do you know? I’m first again. Bow to the king.
fail.
cdub, see that racist drunken wife beating mess in the banner pic? He’s better than you. As are we all.
Fail 1 for trying and caring to be first.
Fail 2 for failing to be first.
= EPiC FAIL
You know, king moron, kingdom of one, nobody cares, bow to my penis.
Your “first” comment literally came 11 minutes after the actual first comment.
pretty sure you guys got trolled :P
Not pictured: Jeff Dunham’s hand up his ass.
I KEEL YOU!!!
I may drunkenly take your lives, but the California justice system will never take MY FREEDOM!
yes.
Damned good one +1 Ding.
Extra points for adding truth into comments…very sly.
+100 internets
I wonder if he’s still on the wagon.
Jeez, he went from world’s sexiest man to world’s missing link between man & apes.
He is (and was) about as sexy as cold margarine …
Somehow I envision this strange saga concluding with Mel and David Hasselhoff sharing a floor burger but then I’m a sucker for happy endings.
i love this. this should be made to happen.:)
That’d be cool, but I’m hoping for a new South Park episode with him and Russel Crowe “foitin’” ’round the world.
Funny as hell. Can’t you just see them fighting over the last bite? How about with secret sauce dripping down their faces? And Hasslehoff saying, “I said no onions. I might get lucky tonight…*burrrp*”
LMFAO
if this happened, it would make up for the fact that I even know what a floor burger is.
Anything Mel drives qualifies as a smart car. Well, smarter than Mel anyway.
where are the pics of him laying on the ground after this? there’s no way he isn’t falling here
Exactly what I was thinking. Or he must have made some impressive drunken ninja moves to avoid eating dirt.
Mel’s upset that the paps interrupted him on his way to make whoopie, with Schnapps and beautiful Fräuleins.
Oh, wait. Nazis were WWII. So much for the Yosemite Sam reference.
“I’m the rootinest, tootinest, blowjob-or-shootinest, varmint in ALLLLLLLL of Malibu. Now get out of my way!”
Maybe he’s getting in the back sea . . . oh, right.
Ha Ha Ha, after his wife left him and took all his money, all he can afford to drive is that little pile of shit.
greatest. picture. ever.
Oh.. and Fish.
You totally need a photoshop contest each week or month or whatever.
wow. this just gave BOAT shoes a whole new meaning.
mel gibson is angry clown!
Is he driving a smart? I know it’s not a cheap one but come on’,…
THIS IS MY FAVORITE PICTURE EVER
+1
It’s like he tried to throw a drunken haymaker at someone and failed. Miserably.
You wife beating, jew hating mofo Mel. I love you man!
wow. so now Mel is all drunk and he is now punching out pink jews.
wow. so now Mel is all drunk and he is now seeing pink jews.
oh now he is so drunk he is now punching out immaginary hookers
wow. and now i got three posts.
And not a single fucking one of them was funny.
hahahaha
Can’t wait for the Mel memes.
Someone please tell Dian Fossey that one of her primates got loose again….
She is dead moron!
Yeah, let’s make that “Jane Goodall.”
A religously fanatical, anti-semetic homosexual hating neo nazi that is environmentally concious? Is this a sign of the end times?
Mel hates homos? Now I like him even more!
what’s wrong with it?
I yam what I yam , a sailor man !
I’m Popeye the Sailor Man!
ark ka ka ka ka kark….
I had no idea you could get a Smart Car with Marlboro Miles.
+1
good shot Jodie :D
A Smart Car doesn’t have an ashtray because IT IS an ashtray.
Lol!
Because nothing says “Superior Race” like boat shoes do.
Mel Gibson (to the only Papparazzi there)-”Alright fellas, which onea youse guys are gonna pull my car back so I so I, can get the rest of da way to my home?
Is that the spare tire hanging from a chain around his neck?
“Murtaugh, get your black ass up here! These Jew bitches won’t give me a blowjob so I’m gonna burn this fucker down!”
“comere , you sumbitch , and I’ll give you what for !”
I have been that high once or twice !
guarantee i’m higher in 30 mins.. :D
He’s doing one of those 80′s dance moves
i can’t complain. sometimes we don’t like how we look but mel’s tried to bring the truth about all of our short comings to the foreground. the human race is pretty screwed up. but just saying that can sometimes get you killed. he’s done a lot, and he’s got a lot to be fearful of.
NOW DO IT WITH A SMILE ON UR FACE.
“Stand still so I can give you what for !”
You can drive a smart car while drinking, right? Because it’s, like, not a real car, right?
He’s too old for this shit.
Imma fuck ALL you niggas up!
I’m guessing Jim Caviezel is excessively ecstatic over shit-canning his career for Mel about now. Yeah, I was a star and then I took the role of Jesus for an
antisemitic drunk. Who knew that would turn out bad?
I love the tags “Drunk, Mel Gibson” they go so well together.
He also seems to be in mid-swing/mid-fall defying the laws of physics. How can I not love drunk, Mad Mel.
Ciggie is pathetically photo shopped…..
And that’s why you don’t mess with the lethal weapon!
ruin a good story with that awful photoshop
dahh, ya fuckin jews, I challenge you kikes to a dance off, what no fuck you
You all can be as witty as you wanna be – he may be Douchetastic but he’s still worth $400 – $800 million which translates to him not givin’ a flying fuck…..
Is that you, Mel? That sounds like a bullshit number to me. Where do you get your information?
BTW, it’s OK for him to drive that pregnant roller skate. After all, he was just going next door!
Bullshit huh? So if it’s actually $200 million or $100 million that makes a difference? He still can buy and sell my meagre contribution to the economy. The photo is amazing though…the first one….awesome….