Mel Gibson Will Fight Alla Ya’s

July 11th, 2011 // 108 Comments

“Give me back my blowjobs!”

Here’s Mel Gibson swinging at the paparazzi outside a restaurant in Malibu over the weekend who got the last laugh by making these photos available to assholes like me. (Did a giant spring launch him out of the backseat? Because I’m pretty sure The Joker’s gonna notice that shit’s missing.) On top of that, they hilariously Photoshopped his car to look like a smart car which is impressive once you realize Mel Gibson only travels by Nazi zeppelin.

Photos: AKM Images/Flynet


  1. Mel Gibson Drunk Smart Car
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    Invisible unicycle.

  2. Turd Ferguson

    Jesus, what a brilliant mess he has become.
    It was less than a decade ago he was normal and still making good flicks. He left his wife for a mail-order bride and fucked his whole life up. I never understood why people this rich with mansions right on the beach dont just HOST parties and get shitfaced at home.

  3. hhh

    Hi ho, Silver… away!!!

  4. adam

    This shit is getting too old for this shit

  5. cdub

    What do you know? I’m first again. Bow to the king.

  6. Can

    Not pictured: Jeff Dunham’s hand up his ass.

  7. rantatonne

    I may drunkenly take your lives, but the California justice system will never take MY FREEDOM!

  8. Cock Dr

    I wonder if he’s still on the wagon.
    Jeez, he went from world’s sexiest man to world’s missing link between man & apes.

  9. Abby Normal

    Somehow I envision this strange saga concluding with Mel and David Hasselhoff sharing a floor burger but then I’m a sucker for happy endings.

  10. Mel Gibson Drunk Smart Car
    Abby Normal
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    Anything Mel drives qualifies as a smart car. Well, smarter than Mel anyway.

  11. Mel Gibson Drunk Smart Car
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    where are the pics of him laying on the ground after this? there’s no way he isn’t falling here

    • Snack pack

      Exactly what I was thinking. Or he must have made some impressive drunken ninja moves to avoid eating dirt.

  12. Mel’s upset that the paps interrupted him on his way to make whoopie, with Schnapps and beautiful Fräuleins.

    Oh, wait. Nazis were WWII. So much for the Yosemite Sam reference.

  13. Mel Gibson Drunk Smart Car
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    Maybe he’s getting in the back sea . . . oh, right.

  14. Venom

    Ha Ha Ha, after his wife left him and took all his money, all he can afford to drive is that little pile of shit.

  15. sparkymcgee

    greatest. picture. ever.

  16. sparkymcgee

    Oh.. and Fish.

    You totally need a photoshop contest each week or month or whatever.

  17. Mel Gibson Drunk Smart Car
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    wow. this just gave BOAT shoes a whole new meaning.
    mel gibson is angry clown!

  18. Mel Gibson Drunk Smart Car
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    Is he driving a smart? I know it’s not a cheap one but come on’,…

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    Motorboat Captain
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  20. Mel Gibson Drunk Smart Car
    Turd Ferguson
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    It’s like he tried to throw a drunken haymaker at someone and failed. Miserably.

  21. manster

    You wife beating, jew hating mofo Mel. I love you man!

  22. wow. so now Mel is all drunk and he is now punching out pink jews.

  23. wow. so now Mel is all drunk and he is now seeing pink jews.

  24. oh now he is so drunk he is now punching out immaginary hookers

  25. Twizlah

    Can’t wait for the Mel memes.

  26. Leave a Comment

    Someone please tell Dian Fossey that one of her primates got loose again….

  27. S'up Bitches!

    A religously fanatical, anti-semetic homosexual hating neo nazi that is environmentally concious? Is this a sign of the end times?

  28. Bernard Goldbloom

    I yam what I yam , a sailor man !
    I’m Popeye the Sailor Man!

  29. Jodie Foster

    I had no idea you could get a Smart Car with Marlboro Miles.

  30. Lee Iacocca

    A Smart Car doesn’t have an ashtray because IT IS an ashtray.

  31. Jules Winnfield

    Because nothing says “Superior Race” like boat shoes do.

  32. Mel Gibson Drunk Smart Car
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    Mel Gibson (to the only Papparazzi there)-”Alright fellas, which onea youse guys are gonna pull my car back so I so I, can get the rest of da way to my home?

  33. The Fonz

    Is that the spare tire hanging from a chain around his neck?

  34. Mel Gibson Drunk Smart Car
    Leo Getz
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    “Murtaugh, get your black ass up here! These Jew bitches won’t give me a blowjob so I’m gonna burn this fucker down!”

  35. Issac Gascoyne

    “comere , you sumbitch , and I’ll give you what for !”

  36. David Berkowitz

    I have been that high once or twice !

  37. rican

    He’s doing one of those 80′s dance moves

  38. Mel Gibson Drunk Smart Car
    Herman Bumfudle
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    i can’t complain. sometimes we don’t like how we look but mel’s tried to bring the truth about all of our short comings to the foreground. the human race is pretty screwed up. but just saying that can sometimes get you killed. he’s done a lot, and he’s got a lot to be fearful of.

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  40. David Berkowitz

    “Stand still so I can give you what for !”

  41. Friday

    You can drive a smart car while drinking, right? Because it’s, like, not a real car, right?

  42. Kurt C.

    He’s too old for this shit.

  43. Mel Gibson Drunk Smart Car
    Pippy Longcockings
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    Imma fuck ALL you niggas up!

  44. dude_on

    I’m guessing Jim Caviezel is excessively ecstatic over shit-canning his career for Mel about now. Yeah, I was a star and then I took the role of Jesus for an
    antisemitic drunk. Who knew that would turn out bad?

  45. Frank

    I love the tags “Drunk, Mel Gibson” they go so well together.

    He also seems to be in mid-swing/mid-fall defying the laws of physics. How can I not love drunk, Mad Mel.

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    Queen of Everything
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    Ciggie is pathetically photo shopped…..

  47. doodles

    And that’s why you don’t mess with the lethal weapon!

  48. Mel Gibson Drunk Smart Car
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    ruin a good story with that awful photoshop

  49. Mel Gibson Drunk Smart Car
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    dahh, ya fuckin jews, I challenge you kikes to a dance off, what no fuck you

  50. Rumpled Foreskin

    You all can be as witty as you wanna be – he may be Douchetastic but he’s still worth $400 – $800 million which translates to him not givin’ a flying fuck…..

    • vitobonespur

      Is that you, Mel? That sounds like a bullshit number to me. Where do you get your information?

      BTW, it’s OK for him to drive that pregnant roller skate. After all, he was just going next door!

      • Rumpled Foreskin

        Bullshit huh? So if it’s actually $200 million or $100 million that makes a difference? He still can buy and sell my meagre contribution to the economy. The photo is amazing though…the first one….awesome….

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