Mel Gibson Driven ‘Nuts’ By Tranquilizers

Mel Gibson allegedly wrote an e-mail to Oksana Grigorieva blaming “tranquilizers” for allegedly punching her in the mouth while she was holding their infant daughter. Granted, he’s already been caught on tape admitting to doing it, I’m honestly getting tired of her trotting out all kinds of easily-faked evidence to milk more money out of this thing. “Breaking: Mel Gibson Secretly Hired Pilot to Write ‘Sorry For All the Domestic Violence I Definitely Did’ in the Clouds to Win Back Oksana.” RadarOnline reports:

In the email, sent the day after an explosive January 6 confrontation with his one-time lover, the Lethal Weapon star wrote: “The tranqullizers (sic) only make me nuts.”
It was an apparent reference to pharmaceutical drug use.
Tranquilizers are depressant drugs that are used in the treatment of anxiety, insomnia — and sometimes during alcohol withdrawal.

Sure, the alcohol withdrawal thing sounds plausible, but knowing everything we know about Mel Gibson now, and shit, even before all this, I’m 90% positive he was talking about the tranqs used to sedate large animals.

THERAPIST: How do you feel today, Mel?
MEL: Oh, I dunno. Hoping to get some head later.
THERAPIST: EVERYBODY OUT! *fires three darts*