Mel Gibson Confides in.. Britney Spears?

July 21st, 2010 // 49 Comments

As his entire life crumbles in a hale of baby-punching fellatio, Mel Gibson has apparently been confiding in the one person who can truly understand what he’s going through. And by truly understand I mean she just likes the lights on her phone. InTouch reports:

The “Toxic” singer, 28, has been telling pals that Mel, 54, has been pouring his heart out to her — confiding that he fears for his sanity and is convinced he’s destroyed his once-hot career. “Mel has been talking to her a lot,” a friend of the singer’s tells In Touch. “They speak on the phone all the time, usually late at night.”
Britney’s may seem like an unlikely shoulder for the Braveheart star to cry on, but the pop star’s pal says she is simply returning the favor to the actor, who went out of his way to help her when she went through her own breakdown. “Mel was one of the only people who reached out to help Britney when she was at her lowest point, and she believes that demonstrates what a loving and wonderful man he is,” says the friend. “She wants people to give him a second chance — just like he gave her one when everyone else turned away.”

BRITNEY: It’s like that Cable-La stuff Madonna was all talkin’ bout when she wouldn’t let me eat chick’n in her house.
MEL: Wait. You mean Kabbalah? Jewish mysticism? YOU WILL BLOW ME BEFORE I LISTEN TO THAT SHIT! You just take that ass-shit and you put it between your fakers.
BRITNEY: Hee hee. I like you. You’re funny.
MEL: So you’ll… you’ll blow me?
BRITNEY: Oh, no thank you, y’all. No blow pops for Britney ’cause daddy says my cell-ma-lite don’t make no money.
MEL: HE WILL BLOW ME!
BRITNEY: CHICK’N!
MEL: BLOWJOBS!
BRITNEY: CHICK’N!
MEL: BLOWJOBS!

Repeat for 20 minutes.

Photos: Fame

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  1. oops i did it again

    brit brit prob has a jacuzzi…

  2. Bob

    Second bitches, and NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MEL WTF is wrong with you!!! not britney!!

  3. Cock Dr

    Why can’t someone run a recorder on those conversations? Think of the profound intellectual & spiritual exchanges we’re missing.
    They should get together. She’s the right age for him & needs a high profile Hollywood partner in romance.
    It’s a match made in heaven, if heaven is a psych ward.

  4. WTF, Britney is the sane one in this group? The only thing that keeps me believing that the world is still somewhat normal is the pictures of Lilo in her prison jumpsuit.

  5. Deacon Jones

    Man, computer viruses are a bitch…

    I was hoping for something a litte more boner-iffic for when I logged on here after a 5 day drought. IT loves me….

    “errr, I was on yahoo this weekend and BOOM, everything started going bat shit..”
    (IT on phone Monday morning) “Yahoo, huh?”

  6. TheWall

    Britney must have set the record for going from underage hot to smacking the wall at the speed of light! What a beast!

  7. Kelley

    Sounds like bullshit to me !!

  8. Thierry Ennui

    Makes sense. They’ve got a lot in common: He likes to call women “sugar tits;” she usually has powdered sugar on her tits.

  9. Britney Spears
    Katie
    Commented on this photo:

    Noooo! Don’t roll down your boots when you’re wearing white sport socks! Can someone say Chippendales? This is one of Brit’s finest fashion moments to date!

  10. Disgusting...

    Nice pic of shitney; unfortunately, it’s not the full story. Check out this pic, to see shitney’s full hair beauty; you’ll see she’s a disgusting freak: http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2010/07/this-is-mel-gibsons-only-friend.html

    • sweet baby jesus. what is going on atop that head of hers? and weren’t these two neighbors at one point? is that how they met?

    • RasputinsLiver

      *

      Now…THAT…is quintesstial country-ghetto double-wide Wal-Mart Britney!

      She ain’t nuthin’ if she ain’t aisle 6 “Cheap Snacks” Wal-Mart.

      She’s so fugly she makes Kathy Griffin almost hawt.

      *

  11. Viv

    Well if you think of it, it kind of makes sense, britney has been in coo coo land for quite a while and Mel has just arrived. It’s only logical he looks up to her for advice

  12. SO RIGHT

    They are both diagnosed bipolar, I believe. So it makes sense to me that they understand one anothers issues and confide in one another. Does’t surprise me. As for this Oksana — all of those tapes she SOLD to radaronline, seem so scripted on her part. Mel definitely has anger management issues, bipolar and a big old drinking problem. I’m not condoning his behavior. But in my opinion, there is more to this story than what Oksana is selling. Mel never abused his other wife or his kids.

    • Doc Schweinstrudel

      Yeah, like the fact that he ALSO cheated on her.

    • m

      I agree. I have only heard one of the recordings and she was totally reading some bs from a script followed by recordings of him going batshit crazy. potentially not an actual conversation they had with each other…

  13. Mean Joe Green

    ” YOU WILL BLOW ME BEFORE I LISTEN TO THAT SHIT! ”

    HAHA…I busted out when I read that. Finally…something funny from someone besides Mel Gibson.

  14. Sizzle

    MEL: HE WILL BLOW ME!
    BRITNEY: CHICK’N!
    MEL: BLOWJOBS!
    BRITNEY: CHICK’N!
    MEL: BLOWJOBS!

    Repeat for 20 minutes.

    Day = made. Thanks for that. I’m still laughing. I can hear their voices in my head!

  15. Oh

    at least he’ll probably look good with a bald head

  16. Le Rough sportif

    Now this makes sense. Cause I always hurl out racial slurs when hyped up on frappas…

  17. Britney Spears
    king gibson
    Commented on this photo:

    wow dude she looks rough. poor gal; she’ll never be as hot as she used to be

  18. pimp

    out of the house without a shower again, i’d lick that ass clean…

  19. Jen

    im calling BULLSHIT

  20. Britney Spears
    Commented on this photo:

    back of her head looks like her brain is exposed :-)

  21. Britney Spears
    Woah
    Commented on this photo:

    I found this photo deeply disturbing. Thanks for ruining my day.

  22. sahara

    britneys actually pretty intelligent you know

    • RasputinsLiver

      Ha!

      Sahara, that is one of the funniest comments on here! Excellent sarcasm!

      Thanks for the guffaws.

  23. Britney Spears
    mandamickey
    Commented on this photo:

    girl needs to pat her weave…

  24. RasputinsLiver

    *

    Goddamn.

    That bitch is the perfect representative of every country-ghetto Wal-Mart shopper in the nation.

    She just oozes double-wide “mobile home” Wal-Martiness from every stinkin’ greasy pore.

    *

  25. Britney Spears
    kaili
    Commented on this photo:

    oh no. She needs again little hair. Terrible!

  26. Britney Spears
    shemp
    Commented on this photo:

    my god she looks good. even pudgy, she’s hot Hot HOT…

  27. melrose

    those shorts are 30% off of clearance plus free shipping at jcrew.com. our britney’s a bargain shopper!

  28. Rachael

    How, my god how, did you miss this Superficial??
    http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/38347134/ns/today-entertainment/

  29. Britney Spears
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    She is acting out against her father’s controlling role in her life. She is TRYING to look like shit.

  30. Fati87

    I don’t buy that Mel Gibson and Britney Spears even know each other in person. What a load of crap.

  31. Britney Spears
    kidchaos
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy crap! This isn’t even funny anymore. This girl is a total mess…I actually feel bad for her.

  32. Aussie Mama

    hmmmm, i know he helped her, but who knows.
    the friend says; is never really credible.

  33. captain america

    well, SOME PEOPLE LIKE TO GAMBLE………..

  34. Brooke

    Oh, well, if SHE says Mel Gibson calls her, it must be true.

  35. Glo

    I laught my ass off when Mel said “I deserved to be blown” hahahahaha, he is hilarious or “because you are a c…t w…re.” To me the tapes are funny. I am still laughing.

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