As his entire life crumbles in a hale of baby-punching fellatio, Mel Gibson has apparently been confiding in the one person who can truly understand what he’s going through. And by truly understand I mean she just likes the lights on her phone. InTouch reports:
The “Toxic” singer, 28, has been telling pals that Mel, 54, has been pouring his heart out to her — confiding that he fears for his sanity and is convinced he’s destroyed his once-hot career. “Mel has been talking to her a lot,” a friend of the singer’s tells In Touch. “They speak on the phone all the time, usually late at night.”
Britney’s may seem like an unlikely shoulder for the Braveheart star to cry on, but the pop star’s pal says she is simply returning the favor to the actor, who went out of his way to help her when she went through her own breakdown. “Mel was one of the only people who reached out to help Britney when she was at her lowest point, and she believes that demonstrates what a loving and wonderful man he is,” says the friend. “She wants people to give him a second chance — just like he gave her one when everyone else turned away.”
BRITNEY: It’s like that Cable-La stuff Madonna was all talkin’ bout when she wouldn’t let me eat chick’n in her house.
MEL: Wait. You mean Kabbalah? Jewish mysticism? YOU WILL BLOW ME BEFORE I LISTEN TO THAT SHIT! You just take that ass-shit and you put it between your fakers.
BRITNEY: Hee hee. I like you. You’re funny.
MEL: So you’ll… you’ll blow me?
BRITNEY: Oh, no thank you, y’all. No blow pops for Britney ’cause daddy says my cell-ma-lite don’t make no money.
MEL: HE WILL BLOW ME!
Repeat for 20 minutes.