Mel Gibson Admits to Hitting Ex on Tape

By: The Superficial / July 7, 2010

Mel Gibson‘s camp has vehemently denied he ever punched Oksana Grigorieva in the face, knocking out two of her teeth, so of course the latest recording to come out has Mel admitting to hitting her in the face because she “fucking deserved it.” RadarOnline reports:

On tape, a teary Oksana is heard asking Mel, “What kind of a man is that who would hit a woman when she is holding a child in her hands, hitting her twice in the face?
“What kind of a man is that?” the Russian musician repeats.
The Braveheart star responds: “You know what — you f**cking deserved it.”

Mel Gibson’s Attorney’s Office. Today.

LAWYER: Okay, Mel, at this point it’s not looking good, but we’ll still continue to deny everything thanks to your advance payment of Nazi gold. Now just for our records, it’d probably be a good idea to know which accusations are true and which aren’t even though we pretty much assume they all are at this point. Now as your attorneys everything will be strictly confidential.
MEL: Right, right, sure.
LAWYER: Okay, let’s get started. Are you a racist?
MEL: That’s sort of a nigger thing to ask.
LAWYER: Mark that as a “yes.” Are you an anti-Semite?
MEL: *shoots lawyer in the leg*
LAWYER: Also, a “yes.” Do you hit women?
MEL: Only when God tells me to in a voice no one else can hear.
LAWYER: “Yes.” Did you or did you not sell the Lindbergh baby to Hitler?
MEL: “Sell” is such a strong word. I prefer “birthday present.”
LAWYER: Fair enough.

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