Mel Gibson‘s camp has vehemently denied he ever punched Oksana Grigorieva in the face, knocking out two of her teeth, so of course the latest recording to come out has Mel admitting to hitting her in the face because she “fucking deserved it.” RadarOnline reports:
On tape, a teary Oksana is heard asking Mel, “What kind of a man is that who would hit a woman when she is holding a child in her hands, hitting her twice in the face?
“What kind of a man is that?” the Russian musician repeats.
The Braveheart star responds: “You know what — you f**cking deserved it.”
Mel Gibson’s Attorney’s Office. Today.
LAWYER: Okay, Mel, at this point it’s not looking good, but we’ll still continue to deny everything thanks to your advance payment of Nazi gold. Now just for our records, it’d probably be a good idea to know which accusations are true and which aren’t even though we pretty much assume they all are at this point. Now as your attorneys everything will be strictly confidential.
MEL: Right, right, sure.
LAWYER: Okay, let’s get started. Are you a racist?
MEL: That’s sort of a nigger thing to ask.
LAWYER: Mark that as a “yes.” Are you an anti-Semite?
MEL: *shoots lawyer in the leg*
LAWYER: Also, a “yes.” Do you hit women?
MEL: Only when God tells me to in a voice no one else can hear.
LAWYER: “Yes.” Did you or did you not sell the Lindbergh baby to Hitler?
MEL: “Sell” is such a strong word. I prefer “birthday present.”
LAWYER: Fair enough.
Photo: Getty
havoc | July 7, 2010 at 4:03 pm
LMAO!
That’s good stuff Fish…….
hehehehe.
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mar | July 10, 2010 at 4:20 am
i almost shit my pants at this pic. fucking wonderful
Doc Schweinstrudel | July 7, 2010 at 4:07 pm
WAAA Ha HAAAA HA HAA Fish, baby, thanks for that!
Raving Dirtbag | July 7, 2010 at 4:47 pm
Shut up you ugly cunt noone cares what you like. So other than giant dark dick you like this.
Doc Schweinstrudel | July 8, 2010 at 6:45 am
Is it you, Mel?
Mike Oxbhig | July 7, 2010 at 4:08 pm
A man shouldnt have to say something twice. TEETH…its whats for dinner in their household.
^5 to Mel for smackin the ruskie around, making her feel right at home.
Doc Schweinstrudel | July 7, 2010 at 4:16 pm
You know I didn’t laugh even the first time you said it!
Aaron | July 7, 2010 at 4:09 pm
Of course he punched her in the face. He’s Mel Fucking Gibson!
When he was 19, he did a guy in Laos from a thousand yards out. It was a rifle shot in high wind. Maybe eight or even ten guys in the world could have made that shot. It’s the only thing he was ever good at.
Oh Hell No | July 7, 2010 at 4:22 pm
Aaron…I’m mad at myself for laughing……..LOUDLY.
NCDude | July 7, 2010 at 4:10 pm
Interesting Tidbit:
“Mel Gibson Passion Of Christ” anagramed is:
A Forcible Stoning, Sophisms.
His lies and deceit should be punished severely but we should not be punished. Could you replace Satan’s pic there with a Banner girl candidate?.
Doc Schweinstrudel | July 7, 2010 at 4:17 pm
HA HA HA
lulacrazygirl | July 7, 2010 at 4:28 pm
Someone turned the “snark” dial up to 10 today…
HIYO! I’ll be here all week, people…
Molly | July 7, 2010 at 4:31 pm
I’ve had enough of Mel Gibson. Chris Brown (while he is nowhere near the star that Gibson is, and has a severe sense of unwarranted self importance) only had to fuck up ONCE before being shunned. How many times does this fuckhead have to drop the ball (blatant antisemitism, racism, beating a woman) before people give him the same treatment?
That dude from the Chris Brown post a few weeks ago had a point. Black dude fucks up and people are disgusted. Mel Gibson fucks up and people laugh it off.
Ps Mel Gibson sucks anyway…except his facial hair. Has their ever been anything better than that?!
MR. T | July 7, 2010 at 4:49 pm
one big difference is if Chris Brown is lucky he is worth somewhere under a million dollars…he needs to earn….Mel Gibson personally made about 500 million for passion of the christ alone….it doesn’t matter if he is “shunned” he has “fuck you” money….Chris Brown will probably be filing bankruptcy in two years through MC Hammers lawyer….Now is Mel’s movie career over? Probably but it doesn’t make a fuck of a difference…..Chris Brown will be doing Nationwide Insurance commercials in three years…..
Molly | July 7, 2010 at 4:53 pm
yeah yeah I realize all of that, it’s just annoying because regardless of everything people will see Mel Gibson as the batshit crazy dude who’s hilariously fucked up, while people will see Chris Brown as the thug with no morals who smacks women around.
sexy brand… mel gibson is a lot bigger than Chris Brown. a lot bigger..
Query | July 7, 2010 at 4:50 pm
So what’s the difference between anti-semitism and racism, Molly?
Molly | July 7, 2010 at 5:00 pm
antisemitism only includes jewish people. i thought that was obvious. saying he’s antisemitic doesn’t cover the whole “raped by a pack of niggers” thing.
Huh | July 8, 2010 at 11:08 am
Oh so there is a special potent category for them I see. What do you call a fucking lowlife that hates Germans or Anglo Saxons? (Other than the obvious)
Dr. Tupacca | July 7, 2010 at 4:52 pm
uh, no…both of them get the same treatment…a HUGE pat on the back for doing what needs to be done to most women so they understand there are consequences for their actions…same as if they were male. If you hit a guy, expect to get hit back. If you spit on, tailgate, push, shove etc…expect to get called out on it and face the consequences of your actions. Womens Lib bitches. You wanted it, you got it.
jim x | July 7, 2010 at 8:08 pm
Mel, just go drink and wait for the police.
killahoe | July 7, 2010 at 8:59 pm
molly you need to stop hanging from chris browns nuts, he needs to get his ass whooped just like this kike hating bitch..
angela | July 8, 2010 at 12:27 am
a-fuking-mean, killahoe. that woman couldn’t hit him hard enough to knock his teeth out, no matter what she did. a real man walks away from that situation. he doesn’t stay and fist fight it out like a fucking idiot – he walks away. two wrongs don’t make a right.
molly, you’re talking about the media. not people. ask around what the fuck people think of mel gibson. besides, he’s an insanely rich and unbelievably insane white man. its a little intimidating to fuck with someone like that.
angela | July 8, 2010 at 12:28 am
ps… I’m just saying that because most white men that go that freakin nuts, are serial killers. it’s a shocking statistic.
Jen | July 8, 2010 at 11:04 am
Molly, agree with you 100%. This guy is a pig, an abuser, a hater of minorities and a wife-beater. He doesn’t deserve anything positive. I’m definitely boycotting him and nobody should be supporting him after this. His and his lawyer’s silence speak volumes, obviously they are trying to figure out how to do damage control and they can’t seem to do it, so he hopes it will blow over. How disgusting and low is a man to hit a woman with a baby in her arms. He claims to be a good Catholic? He’s a good nothing. He is nothing but a mass of hate.
Deacon Jones | July 7, 2010 at 4:35 pm
“You know what — you f**cking deserved it.”
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Georgeo | July 7, 2010 at 4:38 pm
“What kind of a man is that who would hit a woman when she is holding a child in her hands, hitting her twice in the face?”
Oh gee, yeah, THAT sounds like a spontaneous question.
*sets up tape recorder*
*annoys Mel Gibson until he punches me*
“NOW WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE AND MAKE ME FALL OVER WHEN I HAD A BABY IN MY ARMS? NEXT THING YOU KNOW YOU WILL SMASH THE BABY, RIGHT? ”
*shoves baby under Mel’s foot*
kate | July 7, 2010 at 4:49 pm
You’re ridiculous. When you hit women in the face do you defend it by saying “But she was being really annoying, like PURPOSELY annoying. She MADE me do it.”
Way to set your sex back about 40 years, buddy.
Shit. It's whats for dinner. | July 7, 2010 at 5:10 pm
I WISH we could set our sex back 40 years. Now get back to that pot roast Kate!
Georgeo | July 7, 2010 at 5:15 pm
You’re just trying to get me to hit you, Kate.
HLM | July 8, 2010 at 11:44 am
I have to agree with you there Georgeo. Not that I condone hitting a woman, but something tells me this chick was a sniffing wallets & green cards when she got involved with Mel.
Cock Dr | July 7, 2010 at 4:42 pm
Stick a fork in Mel, because he is so DONE.
Maybe there are some people who SHOULD be drinking. Enough to immobilize at least.
Dr. Tupacca | July 7, 2010 at 5:01 pm
done? as in what? he can produce/direct/act and pay anyone to do any role he wants. Especially so because 99% of Hollyweird is moral-less, conscience-less with the memory of a fruit-fly, like most other liberals. Need proof? Look at all the appeasing liberals want to do for muslims in the US. Why on Earth should we do anything but eradicate them?
Ill beat the appeasers to the “theyre not all bad” punch with this…If you estimate that one half of one percent of the worldwide muslim population (1.85 billion) are extremist, thats 18.5 million extremists. WAY WAY WAY too many. No other “extremist” group or population even comes close to that. I dont think anyone that says “theyre not all bad” realizes that, even being EXTREMELY conservative and saying one half of one percent, is 18.5 million. It wouldnt surprise me if its more like 2-5% of them.
jim x | July 7, 2010 at 5:41 pm
So….Hollywood is definitely immoral because liberals think Muslims are human beings who are innocent until proven guilty.
And you argue that this is wrong, by assuming some arbitrary percentage of people you’ve never met are “extremist” and therefore “evil” because of their religion.
And this is all to say that Hollywood is wrong article about supporting Mel Gibson when he is a racist.
How does your head not explode from sheer cognitive dissonance? Is your tin hat actually made of adamantium?
Cock Dr | July 7, 2010 at 7:19 pm
DR T, you seem to have wandered a bit. Why don’t you just keep going….right on over to Huffington Post or Drudge Report or some other political forum?
If Mel Gibson ever wants to make another movie he will have to finance it entirely on his own. No one wants get near his batshit crazy stench.
Now, how much $ will Mel have after all this fracas with the law & the ex & all the kids & the baby mama?
More immediately, will Jodi Foster hunt him down & kill him for ruining her beaver movie?
Master P. | July 7, 2010 at 10:41 pm
I agree Dr. T….and Jim X completely proved your point. Yea, the poor terrorists that are all innocent in the liberals eyes…all 20 million of the extremists (or so). Sorry Jimbo, thats too many to turn a blind eye to, and Ill bet its a low ball estimate as well. Get with the program kid.
wile e. roadrunner | July 8, 2010 at 12:36 am
Dr Tupacca
“eradicate” all of them? sounds like you and those extremist muslim terrorists have a lot in common.
The irony of you casting stones at the moral-less Hollywood & liberals when you frequent a site in which it’s main goal is to show boobs & gossip. Pretty big plank in your eye there, but you sound like your current far right brethren…hypocritical.
Mel Gibson should get as much vitriol as Chris Brown & Tiger Woods did, hell more than Tiger, cause Tiger didn’t hit anyone. He should be arrested and declared all over as the shit-heel he is. But based on what I’ve already seen, he isn’t and won’t.
Doc Schweinstrudel | July 8, 2010 at 7:12 am
thumbs up mr Roadrunner!!! xx
Sexy Brand | July 7, 2010 at 4:47 pm
God he is so ugly. *goes blind*
PS Molly – the reason why nobody cares is because Mel Gibson isn’t as big and the other woman isn’t big like Rhianna either.
Impy | July 7, 2010 at 4:55 pm
UGH fucking Mel, superficial dude you never fail to be hilarious! i love dis site, and i personally would like to see perez faggotus dead.
Dean | July 7, 2010 at 5:09 pm
His Southpark char isn’t far off after all.
anonym | July 7, 2010 at 6:17 pm
awesome fucking photo !!! hahah
Janet Jackson | July 7, 2010 at 6:32 pm
God damn, I don’t have time to write in a lot, but consistent laughs, laugh so much, and I’m a feminazi and I’m here still laughing. Well done.
♥
Marcus | July 7, 2010 at 6:38 pm
So no Lethal Weapon 5??
Randal(l) | July 7, 2010 at 7:15 pm
This Mel Gibson guy is a real b-hole. No woman ever deserves to be hit by a man…unless she hits first…or she serves you your dinner cold…or she just doesn’t know when to shut her yap….or the game is on, you’ve knocked back a few, Kobe is having a bad shooting night, and you’ll be god damned if she doesn’t take that crying baby out of the god damned room so you can watch the god damned game in some god damned peace.
Randal(l)
Aussie Mama | July 12, 2010 at 8:07 am
randall i dunno, i know a few that’d be a pleasure to give a good fuckin wollop too.
laurie | July 8, 2010 at 1:35 am
Marcus, you win funniest post of the day. Awesome.
Fati87 | July 7, 2010 at 7:13 pm
I think I hate this man. He is a bad person period.
mr. monkeybottoms | July 7, 2010 at 7:36 pm
Best. Picture. EVER.
mar | July 10, 2010 at 4:09 am
best fucking NAME ever
butterboo | July 7, 2010 at 8:27 pm
Wow, the only fuck whose Southpark persona is LESS insane than the real guy!
todd | July 7, 2010 at 8:38 pm
Suck my farts, Mel.
ds | July 7, 2010 at 9:23 pm
He could sell fried chicken.
GG1000 | July 8, 2010 at 12:26 am
I predict she will release the tapes, one by one, making sure it stays in the public consciousness. OK Mel, time to go away now. Buy yourself a nice ranch near Adelaide and fade away forever, please.
captain america | July 8, 2010 at 12:45 am
he is the new “KU KLUX KLAN”-leader?
or a scientology-one?
Wow | July 8, 2010 at 5:36 am
GO MEL GO PUNCH THE RUSSIAN WHORE, SHE ONLY MARRY YOU FOR YOUR MONEY AND FAME !!!! WHY YOU ALL SAY, A MAN HAVE NO RIGHT TO PUNCH A WOMAN ?? WHY NOT ?? THEY RE A FUCKING PAIN IN THE ASS SOMETIMES ! AND SO ARE MEN, SO WE COULD ALL START PUNCHING EACHOTHER HAHAAHAHAHHA… OH, I FORGOT, MEN ARE STRONGER, TALLER THAN WOMEN ? THAT S WHY THEY HAVE NO RIGHT TO HIT THEM ? KATIE HOLMES CAN PUNCH TOM CRUISE, HE S SMALLER ?? LOL WELL, WOMEN, YOU CAN HIT YOUR MEN WITH A MALLET WHEN HE S SLEEPING ? OR STAB HIM WHILE HE S IN THE SHOWER!!! OR PEE AND SPIT IN HIS FOOD ? AND DROP SOME PERIOD BLOOD IN HIS BEER ? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA COUNTLESS POSSIBLITIES
Doc Schweinstrudel | July 8, 2010 at 8:15 am
if there is a mental health organization that helps people like you, please let me know
mar | July 10, 2010 at 4:12 am
a-hahahahaha! best engrish for most funny site! bring honor to site with most funny american joke a-hahahahaha! karate pose…hold…… and….fast close up!
Rhialto | July 8, 2010 at 7:30 am
Well,well,is that true?! That’s pretty lame!
bimbamboing | July 8, 2010 at 7:40 am
I wonder if he’s still as wealthy as most of us think he’s.How much did he pay for his divorce settlement?
Kaz | July 8, 2010 at 8:50 am
Go to celebrate in jail with tybe lindsay
Slig | July 8, 2010 at 9:05 am
Yeah agree
Steelerchick | July 8, 2010 at 12:25 pm
Last comments were tooo funny!!!
Aussie Mama | July 12, 2010 at 8:04 am
oksana; isn’t that the green thick shit in the back of your throat, when you have a cold.
diseased repulsive vile money grubbing ungrateful whore!
Aussie Mama | July 12, 2010 at 8:05 am
he gave robin half of the billions, no qualms, very generous, they still hang out are great mates.
doesn’t sound like an asshole to me at all.