More excerpts of Bristol Palin‘s memoirs have become available and just like her chapter accusing Levi Johnston of rape, she continues the Palin family tradition of revising history because her mom’s zealot fanbase will believe anything you tell them. Via Us Magazine:
Palin writes that during her first encounter with Sen. John McCain’s daughter, she “ignored us during the entire visit.” This was just before John McCain introduced Sarah Palin as his running mate.
Palin “had a sneaking suspicion I might need to watch my back” and added: “Every time we saw Meghan, she seemed to be constantly checking us out, comparing my family to hers and complaining.”
Not one to kowtow to party lines, Meghan McCain immediately responded by tweeting a behind-the-scenes video (after the jump) from the 2008 campaign showing her cordially interacting with the Palin kids, but again, what would a Palin book be without easily-”refudiated” bullshit? Also keep in mind, in October 2009, Meghan tweeted a photo of her huge Republican cleavage, and I wanted to touch it which proves that deep in my heart lies a bipartisan love for America unbound by party allegiance. I’m very brave.
Photos: Getty
This bitch needs to get rode hard and put away wet. Who deemed this talking twat some sort of spokeswoman for anything Republican.
Her Daddy did!
Her RINO dad . . . .
Is it true a GOP vagina is called a GAP?
Headline missed by this /-/ much, Fish….it should have read: “Meghan McCain Fat Checks Bristol Palin”, judging by the picture.
So, you think it’s okay to steal my jokes, Mr Critical Crassness?
Theft implies the act of prior ownership, Mr Dumbfuck.
Drew, lighten up.
Whatever, like you wouldn’t tear that up if you got the chance.
Uh oh, looks like there’s a catfight brewing about the new GOP-burger Outback Steakhouse. Watch out folks, the fur (and condiments) will be flying.
Bristol was probably drunk off of too many wine coolers when she first met her and doesn’t remember.
Are you inferring there was girl on girl action?
I’d much rather see that video.
Oi.. you stole my name you cunt.
Not surprising if Meghan can’t understand Bristol. John and Cindy were not brother and sister. Several successive generations of inbreeding are required to bring Palin statements into focus.
I know Meghan’s kind.
Nice face, lots of makeup, 10-20 pounds overweight, but decent curves =
total whore in bedroom to make up for her low-self esteem and daddy issues.
I guarantee she’d give you one of the best blowjobs you’ve ever had.
Meghans blowjobs are only so-so…
Does this kind also take it up the ass? If so, I’m in!
I have a hunch you are absolutely correct. I’ve always maintained that big girls understand the sensual connection between food and oral sex, thus
they administer blowjobs supreme.
On the other hand, I’ve also insisted the best blowjob I ever had was the most recent one.
So, how do you make that happen, vitobonespur? I can’t manage to bend over far enough to get it in my mouth…
It’s a deep urge to please the guy since he decided to sleep with them.
I should be a shrink, I swear.
Todd & Track Palin like Bristol’s blowjobs the best, but at least Meghan swallowed.
McCain in drag and shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
But that’s a video of one state though. What about all the other states they campaign in?
By the way this may not be scientific but its usually the next step when science is not allowed, when you need to make a clear and sound decision. Circumference of walloping boobage will win argument between those two.
Even Gloria Allred will approve of this.
If more Republicans were like Meghan I wouldn’t hate them so much. I mean, I’d still hate them, but not so much. It’s not just the cleavage, it’s the sanity that accompanies it. I may disagree with her, but by jove, her sentences make sense and her observations are plausibly based on fact! She and Huntsman should be revelations for their entire party.
Really? Read this review of her book.
http://newledger.com/2010/09/review-meghan-mccains-dirty-sexy-politics/
“It is impossible to read Dirty, Sexy Politics and come away with the impression that you have read anything other than the completely unedited ramblings of an idiot.”
Meghan > Bristol face
Meghan > Bristol boobs
Meghan > Bristol body
Meghan < Bristol tonnage
Meghan > Bristol brains
Meghan makes me wish I was young enough to date her.
Yipee, a Palin post!
Can’t wait to see how many take the bait. First to say ‘libtard’ wins some anal beads.
Libtard, Libtard, Libtard!
Meghan Mccain is a talentless piece of shit; But she is a fellow Palin-hater, so you libs eat her ass up and treat her like she’s not an airheaded load of pork fat.
lol who are you really? kim kardashian
I’ll take the word of this elephant over the other one. Chest bump!
motorboat
http://yfrog.com/z/0g2elj
YOWZA! dang lemme ruin those pups
Is that the jawline Bristol used as an example for her ‘corrective surgery’?
This is what it takes to be a celebrity these days, huh? Bristol Palin, who just trademarked her name because it stands for what, having no appreciable talents at all? Oh right, she gives motivation speeches…I swear, if I needed that grinning cypher to motivate me, I’d just shoot myself. And on the other hand we have Meghan McCain, who’s skill-set is equally suspect, aside from recognizing the latest equation for instant stardom: calling yourself a Republican while criticizing other Republicans. I’m shocked she doesn’t have a reality show yet. Probably just a matter of time (and it’ll be on Current, no doubt). The whole thing just makes me feel tired all over.
reality show… Shes much to smart for that.
They’re equally vapid, but I’d bend either of them over. Amazing how Repugnantans have so many hot, stupid women in their ranks.
In case you did not notice, most hot women tend to be brainless idiots.
That should answer your question.
Every man knows that. Most hot chicks though, have no interest in politics. One would think that the law of averages would even things up, but yet Dems are stuck with Hillary, Michelle, and Pelosi. Can’t we get some playmates who are pro-union and support gay marriage? You may call me a dreamer, but I’m not the only one.
There was one once…the actress who played Daisy Duke (a woman who body was 100% real) had a fully functional brain and went on to accomplish all kinds of things.
She’s pretty. I can’t think of anything witty to add so I’ll leave it at that.
Yes she is pretty… pretty stupid….
Every time I see Sarah Palin holding her baby, she holds the baby like it’s her grandchild, not embracing him like a mother would her own. I still don’t believe it’s hers.
She apparently used to always call the kid a “retard”, so I’m assuming she has never had the warmest feelings for the baby. He made a good campaign prop though…..
She is never with the kid.
Bristol was out of school for almost two years.
No one saw Sarah pregnant or provably pregnant with a photo of her belly showing or anything.
One day someone will get the DNA and show what is real.
For all we know the kid might be a result of Bristol’s father or even brother raping her and that is why it is the way it is, which is something no one seems to bring up.
There is a lot more to the story of this kid.
I don’t know why this body type irks me so bad (boxy, no waist)..but it does. Everyone shaped like this should just wear mu mus
Meghan can fact check me any time she likes. Republican style.
Even I have no idea what that means.
“Fact Check Republican Style” means attempting to change the facts to fit your flawed view (e.g. Paul Revere wiki page).
Yeah, change the wiki page with facts is wrong! All are sited and and agreed upon. You should have seen the ABC reporters face when their expert historian agreed with Palin…priceless. The guy they were going to use to bust Palin, agreed… still so funny every time I think of that oh crap look he made.
Don’t worry that public school (government) education that teaches you not to think might get you a good job at McDonalds one day.
Kristen Bell got chubby.
The Palins? Nothing but cunts, the whole lot of ‘em.
i’M SURE: that didn’t take long.
That chick is so fat, look at her arms :-(
I’m not sure why but when I read the headline, I thought it said, “fat checks”…
wouldn’t do meghan or bristol, but i’d do meghan’s mom
Am I the only one that thinks she shouldn’t wear anything sleeveless?
women with fat, fleshy arms should NEVER wear sleeveless or strapless dresses.
ICK.
Whoever wrote this nonsense post is a pure leftwing hack and his logic is flawed. Because someone is nice one time on video it proves what? Keep your leftwing politics to yourself and your blog will do better douchebag.
Superficial likes hot chicks. McCain is hot. Hotter than the Palins. The Palins are dumb as dirt. Therefore this is the key kind of stuff Superficial always covers! Keep it up!
I got two words for Meghan McCain………”Not Cute”!
I’m so glad she posted this. I am a democrat, but I hate the Palin B.S., and all the lies they’ve told about the McCain family. I remember when this video was released. Even with this though, Bristol will still claim Maghan hated her entire family.
Yea, nobody really cares about Republican drama/gossip.
the only reason why palin hate is so relevant is because Obama stinks as president
McCain would have started two new wars and had a stroke by now and Quitter Palin would still be sucking Osama bin Laden’s dick, before quitting as VP. Thank god those two retards aren’t in the White House.
Like how to had to add two wars, considering our current pres got us into one more… illegally.
Also, love the stoke joke. I get it, he is old. When that is the best thing you have against him, it is kind of sad.
Why do no websites get the concept of Ajax ? The technology has been around for several years now.
On Bristol Palin’s blog she is pleading for her mother’s political tea party to vote for her boyfriend on the Fox show “Redefine Your Limits” because they all cheated the voting on DWTS and it worked for her!
Bristol said, “You know how my critics said that you tea partiers got me through DWTS? Well, it’s time to activate again! :) ”
Talk about riding on mommy’s coat-tails!
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/bristolpalin/2012/12/my-friend-joey-junker/