Meghan McCain Fact Checks Bristol Palin

June 21st, 2011 // 72 Comments

More excerpts of Bristol Palin‘s memoirs have become available and just like her chapter accusing Levi Johnston of rape, she continues the Palin family tradition of revising history because her mom’s zealot fanbase will believe anything you tell them. Via Us Magazine:

Palin writes that during her first encounter with Sen. John McCain’s daughter, she “ignored us during the entire visit.” This was just before John McCain introduced Sarah Palin as his running mate.
Palin “had a sneaking suspicion I might need to watch my back” and added: “Every time we saw Meghan, she seemed to be constantly checking us out, comparing my family to hers and complaining.”

Not one to kowtow to party lines, Meghan McCain immediately responded by tweeting a behind-the-scenes video (after the jump) from the 2008 campaign showing her cordially interacting with the Palin kids, but again, what would a Palin book be without easily-”refudiated” bullshit? Also keep in mind, in October 2009, Meghan tweeted a photo of her huge Republican cleavage, and I wanted to touch it which proves that deep in my heart lies a bipartisan love for America unbound by party allegiance. I’m very brave.

Photos: Getty

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  1. Mr Happy

    This bitch needs to get rode hard and put away wet. Who deemed this talking twat some sort of spokeswoman for anything Republican.

  2. Is it true a GOP vagina is called a GAP?

  3. The Critical Crassness

    Headline missed by this /-/ much, Fish….it should have read: “Meghan McCain Fat Checks Bristol Palin”, judging by the picture.

  4. cc

    Uh oh, looks like there’s a catfight brewing about the new GOP-burger Outback Steakhouse. Watch out folks, the fur (and condiments) will be flying.

  5. Jon

    Bristol was probably drunk off of too many wine coolers when she first met her and doesn’t remember.

  6. Lemmiwinks

    Not surprising if Meghan can’t understand Bristol. John and Cindy were not brother and sister. Several successive generations of inbreeding are required to bring Palin statements into focus.

  7. Deacon Jones

    I know Meghan’s kind.

    Nice face, lots of makeup, 10-20 pounds overweight, but decent curves =

    total whore in bedroom to make up for her low-self esteem and daddy issues.

    I guarantee she’d give you one of the best blowjobs you’ve ever had.

  8. Meghan McCain Breasts Cleavage
    Ew
    Commented on this photo:

    McCain in drag and shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

  9. rough sexy

    But that’s a video of one state though. What about all the other states they campaign in?

    By the way this may not be scientific but its usually the next step when science is not allowed, when you need to make a clear and sound decision. Circumference of walloping boobage will win argument between those two.

    Even Gloria Allred will approve of this.

  10. Amy

    If more Republicans were like Meghan I wouldn’t hate them so much. I mean, I’d still hate them, but not so much. It’s not just the cleavage, it’s the sanity that accompanies it. I may disagree with her, but by jove, her sentences make sense and her observations are plausibly based on fact! She and Huntsman should be revelations for their entire party.

  11. Richard McBeef

    Meghan > Bristol face
    Meghan > Bristol boobs
    Meghan > Bristol body
    Meghan < Bristol tonnage

  12. Coyote

    Meghan makes me wish I was young enough to date her.

  13. Ponkur

    Yipee, a Palin post!

    Can’t wait to see how many take the bait. First to say ‘libtard’ wins some anal beads.

  14. Meghan McCain Breasts Cleavage
    dragonaut
    Commented on this photo:

    Meghan Mccain is a talentless piece of shit; But she is a fellow Palin-hater, so you libs eat her ass up and treat her like she’s not an airheaded load of pork fat.

  15. I’ll take the word of this elephant over the other one. Chest bump!

  16. Sassafras

    Is that the jawline Bristol used as an example for her ‘corrective surgery’?

  17. chaburchak

    This is what it takes to be a celebrity these days, huh? Bristol Palin, who just trademarked her name because it stands for what, having no appreciable talents at all? Oh right, she gives motivation speeches…I swear, if I needed that grinning cypher to motivate me, I’d just shoot myself. And on the other hand we have Meghan McCain, who’s skill-set is equally suspect, aside from recognizing the latest equation for instant stardom: calling yourself a Republican while criticizing other Republicans. I’m shocked she doesn’t have a reality show yet. Probably just a matter of time (and it’ll be on Current, no doubt). The whole thing just makes me feel tired all over.

  18. TheCynic

    They’re equally vapid, but I’d bend either of them over. Amazing how Repugnantans have so many hot, stupid women in their ranks.

    • Venom

      In case you did not notice, most hot women tend to be brainless idiots.
      That should answer your question.

      • The Cynic

        Every man knows that. Most hot chicks though, have no interest in politics. One would think that the law of averages would even things up, but yet Dems are stuck with Hillary, Michelle, and Pelosi. Can’t we get some playmates who are pro-union and support gay marriage? You may call me a dreamer, but I’m not the only one.

    • cc

      There was one once…the actress who played Daisy Duke (a woman who body was 100% real) had a fully functional brain and went on to accomplish all kinds of things.

  19. Meghan McCain Breasts Cleavage
    hH
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s pretty. I can’t think of anything witty to add so I’ll leave it at that.

  20. me

    Every time I see Sarah Palin holding her baby, she holds the baby like it’s her grandchild, not embracing him like a mother would her own. I still don’t believe it’s hers.

    • Hey Hick Fuck You

      She apparently used to always call the kid a “retard”, so I’m assuming she has never had the warmest feelings for the baby. He made a good campaign prop though…..

    • Venom

      She is never with the kid.
      Bristol was out of school for almost two years.
      No one saw Sarah pregnant or provably pregnant with a photo of her belly showing or anything.
      One day someone will get the DNA and show what is real.
      For all we know the kid might be a result of Bristol’s father or even brother raping her and that is why it is the way it is, which is something no one seems to bring up.

      There is a lot more to the story of this kid.

  21. Meghan McCain Breasts Cleavage
    stlrapper
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t know why this body type irks me so bad (boxy, no waist)..but it does. Everyone shaped like this should just wear mu mus

  22. Meghan can fact check me any time she likes. Republican style.

    Even I have no idea what that means.

    • AP

      “Fact Check Republican Style” means attempting to change the facts to fit your flawed view (e.g. Paul Revere wiki page).

      • StuckInTheMiddle

        Yeah, change the wiki page with facts is wrong! All are sited and and agreed upon. You should have seen the ABC reporters face when their expert historian agreed with Palin…priceless. The guy they were going to use to bust Palin, agreed… still so funny every time I think of that oh crap look he made.

        Don’t worry that public school (government) education that teaches you not to think might get you a good job at McDonalds one day.

  23. Jon

    Kristen Bell got chubby.

  24. Normal Male

    The Palins? Nothing but cunts, the whole lot of ‘em.

  25. the captain

    i’M SURE: that didn’t take long.

  26. bing

    That chick is so fat, look at her arms :-(

  27. Meghan McCain Breasts Cleavage
    celebutard
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m not sure why but when I read the headline, I thought it said, “fat checks”…

  28. wouldn’t do meghan or bristol, but i’d do meghan’s mom

  29. poilk

    Am I the only one that thinks she shouldn’t wear anything sleeveless?

  30. Clarence Beeks

    women with fat, fleshy arms should NEVER wear sleeveless or strapless dresses.

    ICK.

  31. When did superficial turn into daily kos?

    Whoever wrote this nonsense post is a pure leftwing hack and his logic is flawed. Because someone is nice one time on video it proves what? Keep your leftwing politics to yourself and your blog will do better douchebag.

  32. JJ

    Superficial likes hot chicks. McCain is hot. Hotter than the Palins. The Palins are dumb as dirt. Therefore this is the key kind of stuff Superficial always covers! Keep it up!

  33. CeCe

    I got two words for Meghan McCain………”Not Cute”!

  34. Tara

    I’m so glad she posted this. I am a democrat, but I hate the Palin B.S., and all the lies they’ve told about the McCain family. I remember when this video was released. Even with this though, Bristol will still claim Maghan hated her entire family.

  35. Sami

    the only reason why palin hate is so relevant is because Obama stinks as president

    • Normal Male

      McCain would have started two new wars and had a stroke by now and Quitter Palin would still be sucking Osama bin Laden’s dick, before quitting as VP. Thank god those two retards aren’t in the White House.

      • StuckInTheMiddle

        Like how to had to add two wars, considering our current pres got us into one more… illegally.
        Also, love the stoke joke. I get it, he is old. When that is the best thing you have against him, it is kind of sad.

  36. Meghan McCain Breasts Cleavage
    Fred
    Commented on this photo:

    Why do no websites get the concept of Ajax ? The technology has been around for several years now.

  37. Meghan McCain Breasts Cleavage
    Bristol Junker
    Commented on this photo:

    On Bristol Palin’s blog she is pleading for her mother’s political tea party to vote for her boyfriend on the Fox show “Redefine Your Limits” because they all cheated the voting on DWTS and it worked for her!

    Bristol said, “You know how my critics said that you tea partiers got me through DWTS? Well, it’s time to activate again! :) ”

    Talk about riding on mommy’s coat-tails!

    http://www.patheos.com/blogs/bristolpalin/2012/12/my-friend-joey-junker/

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