Today’s Links Brought to You by Whatever Is on Meghan Markle’s Head

As Meghan Markle continues her public transition into a member of the Royal Family, she’s sure to have a couple “who the fuck actually wears that” moments. This is one of them. I know the English love their hats, particularly the ones that get to walk to Christmas mass with Queen Elizabeth, but… Is this even a hat? It looks edible. It’s as if Toad decided to go with something in a more autumnal tone. Toss on a chocolate shaving from Godiva, and BAM! You got a princess hat. Royalty is fun.

Still, Meghan Markle’s dookie hat is probably a thousand more times more festive than Gwyneth Paltrow’s GOOPmas throne. She looks like she’s about to release a crow from her purse and cast a thousand years of darkness over Riverrun.

Gwyneth Paltrow arrives to her Goop event in Miami
CREDIT: VAEM/BACKGRID

Also…

RHONY’s Luann de Lesseps spent Christmas eve in the slammer after getting hammered and threatening to kill a bunch of cops. Here she is hungover at Christmas dinner the next day. [TMZ]

We get it, Khloe Kardashian is pregnant… [Celebuzz!]

Cardi B keeping it classy as always. [HHMW]

NBC asks employees to snitch on each other in the wake of Matt Lauer’s dishonorable discharge. [PageSix]

Peter Capaldi evaporated into golden light last night on Dr. Who and here are words about that. [AV Club]

Armie Hammer talks on the struggles of growing up rich and privileged. [Celebitchy]

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