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As Meghan Markle continues her public transition into a member of the Royal Family, she’s sure to have a couple “who the fuck actually wears that” moments. This is one of them. I know the English love their hats, particularly the ones that get to walk to Christmas mass with Queen Elizabeth, but… Is this even a hat? It looks edible. It’s as if Toad decided to go with something in a more autumnal tone. Toss on a chocolate shaving from Godiva, and BAM! You got a princess hat. Royalty is fun.

Still, Meghan Markle’s dookie hat is probably a thousand more times more festive than Gwyneth Paltrow’s GOOPmas throne. She looks like she’s about to release a crow from her purse and cast a thousand years of darkness over Riverrun.

Gwyneth Paltrow arrives to her Goop event in Miami


RHONY’s Luann de Lesseps spent Christmas eve in the slammer after getting hammered and threatening to kill a bunch of cops. Here she is hungover at Christmas dinner the next day. [TMZ]

We get it, Khloe Kardashian is pregnant… [Celebuzz!]

Cardi B keeping it classy as always. [HHMW]

NBC asks employees to snitch on each other in the wake of Matt Lauer’s dishonorable discharge. [PageSix]

Peter Capaldi evaporated into golden light last night on Dr. Who and here are words about that. [AV Club]

Armie Hammer talks on the struggles of growing up rich and privileged. [Celebitchy]

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