Megatron gets ass raped

August 25th, 2006 // 33 Comments

Not really celebrity related, but what did those bastards do to Megatron?


  1. Rimmer

    That looks more like Paris Hilton’s chastity belt.

  2. Jacq

    Megatron like Transformers? More than meets the eye?
    His face looks like a Ma-Jong puzzle.

  3. Jacq

    They made one of these already. It was called Predator.

  4. Braintrustfund

    Wasn’t it Galvitron who was the alien fighter? i was looking forward to Megatron’s CGI reduction of size to a pistol.

    Leave it to Michael Gay to f*** it up.

  5. Celetina

    If Megatron isn’t a celebrity in this day and age I don’t want to live anymore. That being said, that is the stuff of nightmares and German industrial singer jizz. Who the fuck decided on that?

  6. Binky

    I forget – was this thing in Ghandi ? Or was that Kingsley ?

  7. Equalparts

    It’s Lindsay Lohans who ha.

  8. RTH

    Sigh… that is NOT Megatron. Michael Bay is a tard.

  9. That’s Darth Vader’s fuckdoll.

  10. biatcho

    I hear this is loosely based on what Mel Gibson looks like when he wakes up in the morning after drinking 10 bottles of whiskey & fucking a couple of low-ball hookers.
    Funnily enough, he will kick Optimus Prime’s ASSHOLE in because we all know Prime is nothing but a filthy jew.

  11. RTH

    It’s the Super Shredder from TMNT2… not Megatron.

  12. al rarow

    Megatron’s maw looks like a metallic, puckered butthole.

  13. Nikk The Templar

    So that’s what Teri Hatcher looks like without any make-up…..

  14. Ahh fuck, I just realized I live in Hollywood.

  15. What Cindy Crawford would’ve looked like w/o the cosmetic surgery

    http://wampoon.com/

  16. TwoKings

    Holy shit…I can only imagine what they did to Prime.

  17. anchower

    Awesome!! The whole point of “transformation” is that after “transforming,” the robots will be in disguise!! Alien fighters!! I see those on the freeway every day!! Genius!!

  18. Shawn Bowen

    you geeks are fucking funny….

  19. RichPort

    Someone please explain to me what a machine needs with teeth. I mean teeth on Megatron are as idiotic as teeth on Nicole Richie, considering neither one of them eat.

    #11 – I’m still laughing… thanks for that!

  20. jrzmommy

    These are Suri Cruise’s first photos.

  21. daveeech81

    cocaine is a hell of a drug.

  22. WHY, WHY, WHY must Hollywood destroy everything I love! The Transformers are so simple and easy and yet they still managed to “F” it up.

    What’s next? Make a “G.I. Joe” movie where all the men are gay and all the women are lesbians (the ugly ones)?

    It’s just…aww, screw it!

    http://www.blackbeatpress.com

  23. WHY, WHY, WHY must Hollywood destroy everything I love! The Transformers are so simple and easy and yet they still managed to “F” it up.

    What’s next? Make a “G.I. Joe” movie where all the men are gay and all the women are lesbians (the ugly ones)?

    It’s just…aww, screw it!

    http://www.blackbeatpress.com

  24. @#4 You’re probably thinking of Cyclonus.
    Galvetron turned into some kind of futuristic cannon.

  25. ReelWorld

    What’s worse is he doesn’t “transform” into a gun/rifle as in the original comics/cartoons. He now changes into a jet fighter?? Prime is decked out with flame decals on his side, and Bumblebee has been switched from being a VW Beetle to a Chevy Camero! Oh Michael Bay – how could you mess this up so bad? And to think Spielberg is producing!!

  26. What is with all the fuss, that is the newest sex machine…

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com/sybian-vs-jetaime.htm

  27. The Devil's Prom Date

    My inner child feels like it just got diddled, but insterad of getting a waffle cone afterward, it got a Go-Bot. This sucks.

  28. Tuffy

    Hey all, I wrote about this post on my blog, FanDumb, and quoted some of your comments. My faves were “German industrial singer jizz” (huh?!?) and “Michael Bay is a tard.”

    Here’s a link:

    http://fandumb.wordpress.com/2006/08/28/celebrity-gossip-site-dishes-on-megatron/

    Or use this:

    http://tinyurl.com/mvuyn

    Love,
    Tuffy

  29. Courtney

    Optimus Prime is totally gonna own him now.

  30. yeah….lol, not looking good

  31. If you squint just right, you can see Goatse.

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