Not really celebrity related, but what did those bastards do to Megatron?
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That looks more like Paris Hilton’s chastity belt.
Megatron like Transformers? More than meets the eye?
His face looks like a Ma-Jong puzzle.
They made one of these already. It was called Predator.
Wasn’t it Galvitron who was the alien fighter? i was looking forward to Megatron’s CGI reduction of size to a pistol.
Leave it to Michael Gay to f*** it up.
If Megatron isn’t a celebrity in this day and age I don’t want to live anymore. That being said, that is the stuff of nightmares and German industrial singer jizz. Who the fuck decided on that?
I forget – was this thing in Ghandi ? Or was that Kingsley ?
It’s Lindsay Lohans who ha.
It’s Paris Hilton sans skin?
http://www.celebslam.com
Sigh… that is NOT Megatron. Michael Bay is a tard.
That’s Darth Vader’s fuckdoll.
I hear this is loosely based on what Mel Gibson looks like when he wakes up in the morning after drinking 10 bottles of whiskey & fucking a couple of low-ball hookers.
Funnily enough, he will kick Optimus Prime’s ASSHOLE in because we all know Prime is nothing but a filthy jew.
It’s the Super Shredder from TMNT2… not Megatron.
Megatron’s maw looks like a metallic, puckered butthole.
So that’s what Teri Hatcher looks like without any make-up…..
Hm, that is slightly scary.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
Ahh fuck, I just realized I live in Hollywood.
What Cindy Crawford would’ve looked like w/o the cosmetic surgery
http://wampoon.com/
Holy shit…I can only imagine what they did to Prime.
Awesome!! The whole point of “transformation” is that after “transforming,” the robots will be in disguise!! Alien fighters!! I see those on the freeway every day!! Genius!!
you geeks are fucking funny….
Someone please explain to me what a machine needs with teeth. I mean teeth on Megatron are as idiotic as teeth on Nicole Richie, considering neither one of them eat.
#11 – I’m still laughing… thanks for that!
These are Suri Cruise’s first photos.
cocaine is a hell of a drug.
WHY, WHY, WHY must Hollywood destroy everything I love! The Transformers are so simple and easy and yet they still managed to “F” it up.
What’s next? Make a “G.I. Joe” movie where all the men are gay and all the women are lesbians (the ugly ones)?
It’s just…aww, screw it!
http://www.blackbeatpress.com
WHY, WHY, WHY must Hollywood destroy everything I love! The Transformers are so simple and easy and yet they still managed to “F” it up.
What’s next? Make a “G.I. Joe” movie where all the men are gay and all the women are lesbians (the ugly ones)?
It’s just…aww, screw it!
http://www.blackbeatpress.com
@#4 You’re probably thinking of Cyclonus.
Galvetron turned into some kind of futuristic cannon.
What’s worse is he doesn’t “transform” into a gun/rifle as in the original comics/cartoons. He now changes into a jet fighter?? Prime is decked out with flame decals on his side, and Bumblebee has been switched from being a VW Beetle to a Chevy Camero! Oh Michael Bay – how could you mess this up so bad? And to think Spielberg is producing!!
What is with all the fuss, that is the newest sex machine…
http://www.holisticwisdom.com/sybian-vs-jetaime.htm
My inner child feels like it just got diddled, but insterad of getting a waffle cone afterward, it got a Go-Bot. This sucks.
Hey all, I wrote about this post on my blog, FanDumb, and quoted some of your comments. My faves were “German industrial singer jizz” (huh?!?) and “Michael Bay is a tard.”
Here’s a link:
http://fandumb.wordpress.com/2006/08/28/celebrity-gossip-site-dishes-on-megatron/
Or use this:
http://tinyurl.com/mvuyn
Love,
Tuffy
Optimus Prime is totally gonna own him now.
yeah….lol, not looking good
If you squint just right, you can see Goatse.