Megan Hauserman is ‘devastated’

August 23rd, 2009 // 93 Comments

Megan Hauserman is deeply saddened by the cancellation of her show death of Jasmine Fiore at the hands of her one-time suitor Ryan Alexander Jenkins, according to People:

“Megan is devastated,” a close friend tells PEOPLE. “She got to know Ryan through her show, and she is shocked and saddened by the week’s events.”
Ryan Jenkins, 32, was a finalist on the VH1 show that attempted to pair the aspiring “trophy wife” with a millionaire.
Even before he was charged, VH1 pulled the show off the air, and Hauserman can only follow developments with the rest of the world. “Right now Megan is taking comfort in her friends and keeping a close eye on news as this story unfolds,” the friend says.

People also reports Jasmine was only able to be identified by the serial number on her breast implants which is exactly why I always suggest women should have them. Megan knows what I’m talking about. No one’s calling her “Jane Doe” when they fish her out of a landfill. That’s empowerment, ladies.

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  1. bribios

    Breast implants have serial numbers? Good to know when I inevitably start killing strippers and Hooters waitresses.

  2. K

    is she devestated that this all happened or that her show will not to get aired?

  3. How disgusting that she could only be identified by the serial number on her implants. What is the World coming to?!

  4. Tanzarian

    I blame Weekend at Bernie’s II.

  5. Ben Dover

    Her body & posture screams “play with me hard!”

  6. EWWW

    Megan is so FUGLY. I don’t understand why she has a show.

  7. Splooge

    How does this cow think she would be a “trophy wife”?

  8. trognor

    That’s not Megan Hauserman, that’s Stifler’s mom.

  9. caley

    “Megan knows what I’m talking about. No one’s calling her “Jane Doe” when they fish her out of a landfill. That’s empowerment, ladies.”

    You’re the worst person ever. LOL

  10. Aerialgreen

    @8 – trognor: damn, that’s accurate, but first she has to get the gold digging deal going on.

  11. Rach

    She looks like someone who was a trophy wife 20 years ago, and then started hitting the sauce hard, and she’s not even 30 yet. Major Brooke Hogan syndrome going on.

  12. she is just mad her horrible show got canceled. she probably got as close to the guy as i did to ghandi.

  13. Mister Bored

    Maybe this will lead to the downfall of reality show. Two convicts, an ugly fake-boobed white chick… oh wait. That’s all of the reality shows.

    Nevermind.

  14. Marie

    The whole “trophy wife” concept is so weird… If I was a guy, there’s no way i’d want a wife that screams she’s with me for my dough, especially one that looks like that. Too much work done, poorly so (although her boob job looks pretty good, compared to those overdone lips and ripply lipo…). And why is it that some women thrive to look like inflatable dolls? That’s even weirder that the trophy wife thing…

  15. anonymous

    You can tell she is Jewish because her eyes are so close together.

  16. anonymous

    You can tell she is Jewish because her eyes are so close together, that is one thing plastic surgery can’t fix. I can spot a JAP in hiding from a mile away.

  17. Dee

    K – August 23, 2009 2:41 PM said:
    “is she devestated that this all happened or that her show will not to get aired?”
    ———————————-

    Probably devastated because the show was yanked. The following quote was on Inside Edition’s TV show and their website:
    —A friend of the star of the show, Megan Hauserman, says, “Meagan is devastated. She had the show that she worked her whole life towards getting, and now the plug has been pulled.”—
    http://www.insideedition.com/news.aspx?storyId=3284

    I’m sure that Megan is a very compassionate person… Not.

  18. ladym00s

    This was all over my local paper (Fiore grew up near my hometown). They said the reason she had to be ID’d by her implants was because the bastard took her teeth and fingers. How’s that for a sick and disgusting world?

  19. ryan

    It is all Megan’s fault that Jasmine is dead. It’s all about Megan, Megan, Megan, and if weren’t for Megan and her stupid show, then Jasmine would still be here. Go and DIE MEGAN!!!!!

  20. Yoda

    Christ, I hope it’s not too long before we read that this fucking ugly whore’s body is found in a suitcase.

  21. upinya

    Who’s the short guy in pic #12?

  22. lady jane

    Her face is absolutely hideous. What is with girls? Apparently dying your hair blonde, and getting implants and your nails done is beauty these days. I find nothing attractive about her. & the “girl” in the pink with her? I honestly think girls who go out of their way to make themselves look like barbies are fucking nasty. You usually end up looking more like a man, example, miss pink dress. Brunettes are so much more beautiful!

  23. lady jane

    Her face is absolutely hideous. What is with girls? Apparently dying your hair blonde, and getting implants and your nails done is beauty these days. I find nothing attractive about her. & the “girl” in the pink with her? I honestly think girls who go out of their way to make themselves look like barbies are fucking nasty. You usually end up looking more like a man, example, miss pink dress. Brunettes are so much more beautiful!

  24. lady jane

    Her face is absolutely hideous. What is with girls? Apparently dying your hair blonde, and getting implants and your nails done is beauty these days. I find nothing attractive about her. & the “girl” in the pink with her? I honestly think girls who go out of their way to make themselves look like barbies are fucking nasty. You usually end up looking more like a man, example, miss pink dress. Brunettes are so much more beautiful!

  25. Yure Pal

    @21, LOL! I think I remember him/her from Beauty and the Geek a couple years back. If you don’t like Megan, you will absolutely hate that other girl in pic #12 if that is the same one.

  26. Normally I find the writing on here to be top notch and hilarious, but that last paragraph is just awful. Let’s not forget that a girl lost her life here and was brutally disfigured postmortem. Nothing about that is funny, especially the fact she had to be identified via a serial number.

  27. me

    I think she’s scary. She does look rough……..is she upset about the terrible tragedy – or is she upset that the show is a wrap?

    About the comment about the blondes with implants and lousy fake nails with that hideous wide white tip – I couldn’t agree more.

    It looks trashy – and some men are into this look because they know it means one thing:

    HO.

  28. Fuck off Heeb

    Ugly jewess CUNT

  29. Richard McBeef

    Live by the reality sword, die by the reality sword. If you want to turn your life into some tripe on a burnt out TV channel, you are asking for a gang of shit talking after you’re found in a suitcase.

    I FUCKING LOVE AMERICA!

  30. mixedsugar

    wow, that is one ugly chick.

  31. Dua

    Busted face Megan just needs to crawl back into the whore hole she came from. She is about as low class as you can get. VH1 better watch it. You bring us such trash, the public may dump your channel for good. It’s like the Ed Hardy theory. Douche association can ruin a Brand.

  32. McBiff

    ryan alexander is dead dude hung himself

    http://www.abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/story?id=8396125

  33. AmericanWhiteTrash

    That’s one ugly broad. One thing fake titties and bleached hair can’t help. I can picture her in about 10-15 years yikes..

  34. jen

    soooo. that guy was found dead by suicide in a hotel today. crazy……

  35. leasemc@tmail.com

    “which is exactly why I always suggest women should have them. Megan knows what I’m talking about. No one’s calling her “Jane Doe” when they fish her out of a landfill. That’s empowerment, ladies.”

    Those comments are disgusting. Think of someone ripping off your mother’s fingers and pulling her teeth out. i know this site is supposed to be funny but that was in bad taste. it makes me not wanna read your blog anymore.

    Go to dlisted.com…the site is way funnier than this one, but he can decipher when to be respectful.

  36. leasemc@tmail.com

    “which is exactly why I always suggest women should have them. Megan knows what I’m talking about. No one’s calling her “Jane Doe” when they fish her out of a landfill. That’s empowerment, ladies.”

    Those comments are disgusting. Think of someone ripping off your mother’s fingers and pulling her teeth out. i know this site is supposed to be funny but that was in bad taste. it makes me not wanna read your blog anymore.

    Go to dlisted.com…the site is way funnier than this one, but he can decipher when to be respectful.

  37. JFC! Megan, stop with the platinum blond hair w/those beady, dark brown eyes! Stop trying to be one of us. You never had blond hair even as an infant. That looks so f’ing tacky. Face it, you were born ugly. If you want to do blond then stick to caramel colored highlights. The Universe will take care of this greedy pig.

  38. #36, Yeah it was a bit tasteless and the DListed writer is funny (when he veils his contempt of women. Deep down all fags are envious of hot, real women) but the commenters on here are a hoot. Here the commenters are funny & mostly not stupid twats trolling for a fight w/other stupid twats. Hear what I’m saying?

  39. She is beautiful. I like her.
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  40. Boo Friggin Hoo

    GOLD DIGGERS..deserve someone like Ryan Jenkins.

    Someday..Megan will get..everything she deserves. Karma is a b!tch.
    This whole Drama from beginning to end..is a perfect example of what happens to people like Megan..Jasmine & Ryan.

    I say..Good Riddance to ALL of them.

  41. I think Megan is hot, especially when shes getting pummeled by a Sharon Osbourne…

  42. L for the spelling police…

  43. Paul

    She looks like she’s 40 already.

  44. Érico

    Ugly skank.

  45. Anone

    This woman should be ashamed of herself. I might go so far as to suggest that if this woman had done something more productive with her life and just disappeared after her first 15 minutes of fame that perhaps the other woman would still be alive.

  46. name it for god sake

    WIDE FACE CUNT

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  48. builtforsin

    That whore is UGLY. Nice body though..

  49. Io

    my guess is now when someone really wants a murdered woman to not be identified, she will be missing her boobs as well as other identifying factors.

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