Here’s a sad Megan Hauserman poolside in Los Angeles after a rogue contestant got her reality show canceled because he felt the need to murder his stripper wife. Now when’s poor Megan going to be able to use her fake tits to land herself a rich dude? Besides every single day of her life. Not counting that.
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Theo | August 27, 2009 at 3:28 pm
Her face is plain as hell.
CerealKiller | August 27, 2009 at 3:36 pm
You’re looking at her face? You sound like a gay.
lolwut | August 27, 2009 at 3:36 pm
does her belly button seem too high up to anyone else?
jules | August 27, 2009 at 3:38 pm
not bad..but nothing spectacular…is she jewish?
Shamus O'Hara | August 27, 2009 at 3:39 pm
What a Kick Ass Body
jules | August 27, 2009 at 3:40 pm
not bad..but nothing spectacular…is she jewish?
Cash | August 27, 2009 at 3:40 pm
Nice ass… too bad her face is so messed up.
Jizzle | August 27, 2009 at 3:42 pm
Ass strechies!!!!!
dude! | August 27, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Not Hot. Needs to work out. . . .a lot . . . to fill in those scrawny thighs and butt. Silicon implants okay.
Too Bad She Wasn't in the Trunk Instead | August 27, 2009 at 3:46 pm
Cankles, muppet face, bleached blond hair, stupid, shallow, mean, made out with a cold-blooded murder because she thought he had money.
Yeah, she’s a prize.
A. Soto | August 27, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Amazing ass!
me09 | August 27, 2009 at 3:48 pm
HER BELLYBUTTON IS FREAKIN WEIRD ……..OMG ………WHY IS IT SO HIGH ………WEIRD ……WEIRD ……AND NOONE IS REAL ANYMORE !!!!!
me09 | August 27, 2009 at 3:48 pm
HER BELLYBUTTON IS FREAKIN WEIRD ……..OMG ………WHY IS IT SO HIGH ………WEIRD ……WEIRD ……AND NOONE IS REAL ANYMORE !!!!!
n | August 27, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Blagh…boring.
me09 | August 27, 2009 at 3:49 pm
HER BELLYBUTTON IS FREAKIN WEIRD ……..OMG ………WHY IS IT SO HIGH ………WEIRD ……WEIRD ……AND NOONE IS REAL ANYMORE !!!!!
Richard McBeef | August 27, 2009 at 3:49 pm
her cankles would make hillary clinton blush.
AmericanWhiteTrash | August 27, 2009 at 3:49 pm
You can always go back home Megan. Right back to strip clubs and blow jobs in the back room for the high dollar rollers…
czar | August 27, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Am I missing something? Is she supposed to be hot?
I totally love her awesome tattoos though……
ME09 | August 27, 2009 at 3:51 pm
COULD BE WORSE BUT THAT BELLY BUTTON SURE IS UP REALLY HIGH …….WEIRD …….ALL THIS PLASTIC SURGERY NOW A DAYS IM GLAD TO BE NATURAL …IT JUST LOOKS BETTER TO BE NATURAL EVEN IF YOU ARENT PERFECT AT LEAST EVERYTHING IS IN THE RIGHT PLACE ,,,,,,,,,STOP THE PLASTIC SURGERY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ME09 | August 27, 2009 at 3:51 pm
COULD BE WORSE BUT THAT BELLY BUTTON SURE IS UP REALLY HIGH …….WEIRD …….ALL THIS PLASTIC SURGERY NOW A DAYS IM GLAD TO BE NATURAL …IT JUST LOOKS BETTER TO BE NATURAL EVEN IF YOU ARENT PERFECT AT LEAST EVERYTHING IS IN THE RIGHT PLACE ,,,,,,,,,STOP THE PLASTIC SURGERY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AmericanWhiteTrash | August 27, 2009 at 3:52 pm
#11 you mean flat ass, that belongs on a 50 year old? (hint – see #9)
Max Planck | August 27, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Oy!
spaceyQQQ | August 27, 2009 at 3:55 pm
Hatchet-face.
Billy | August 27, 2009 at 3:56 pm
I dunno. She has the right elements, but they are all a bit flawed. Nothing spectacular.
I suspect her vag is sweet looking, but probably tastes something like a Subway sandwhich — it’s OK, but you’ve had way better elsewhere.
Harold^Sick | August 27, 2009 at 3:57 pm
She might want a millionaire but, oscillating the Oscar Meyer – to her pix – is free.
gotmilk? | August 27, 2009 at 3:57 pm
ew. she’s one of those flabby skinny chicks. bitch needs to hit the gym.
Deacon Jones | August 27, 2009 at 4:02 pm
A gold-digging Jew? What’s this world coming to?
jim eh | August 27, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Stupid ugly jewbag, Can I has money plox, that’s it bitch, perpetuate the negative stereotypes about jews + moniez
hope | August 27, 2009 at 4:08 pm
too bad her face doesn’t match her body. is that dude her brother?
Hugh Gentry | August 27, 2009 at 4:17 pm
long lean body, bit tits, perky nips = removing my pants to caress my boner
Superevil | August 27, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Average whore is average
Alli Watermelon | August 27, 2009 at 4:37 pm
I’m pretty sure lipo doesn’t cause one to have their belly button re-placed (it’s reallllllllllly high). She doesn’t have kids, right? So probably no tummy tuck. What gives? lol
Kelly | August 27, 2009 at 4:42 pm
is is OK to shoot my wad on her Star of David while yelling “Heil Hi tler”?
ginger | August 27, 2009 at 4:43 pm
Hey I take offense to that. Subway is my favorite sub shop!
Mitt Romney | August 27, 2009 at 4:45 pm
I’d love to enter the tunnel into her concentration camp. Throw me in her Auschwitz oven any day!
Melikey | August 27, 2009 at 4:47 pm
First of all, her belly button is not that high; the top of her bikini bottin is really low which makes it appear to be high.
Second, that is a smokin’ hot body any guy who doesn’t think so is a complete homo.
ROUGH Daddy | August 27, 2009 at 4:47 pm
I aint saying she a gold digga, but she sure can get her hooks into this rough nigga…
rawr | August 27, 2009 at 5:09 pm
i think her belly button is high up cuz of her long torso. lohan has that same issue.
This Site Is Morning Wood | August 27, 2009 at 5:19 pm
Why did she have to go and spoil the gorgeous view of her ass, with that tat?
Jamie's Uterus | August 27, 2009 at 6:18 pm
Again, Jenkins should of thrown her in the suitcase instead. He’d be a lauded as a hero.
Randall | August 27, 2009 at 6:21 pm
She’s definitely worth murdering and mutilating your stripper wife for. but I guess I’m just old fashioned that way
Randall
Randall | August 27, 2009 at 6:27 pm
She’s definitely worth murdering and mutilating your stripper wife for. but I guess I’m just old fashioned that way
Randall
Multi Tazing | August 27, 2009 at 6:39 pm
She is the chick you fuck while you are trying to fuck the chick you want to fuck. She is the bitch that woke you up by sucking your cock but you are still kind of drunk so you won’t be telling anyone that you fucked her.
me | August 27, 2009 at 6:43 pm
ok – time to move on to someone else. her show is over…. why are people even taking pictures of her.. oh yeah, she REALLY looks like she’s distraught over the terrible things that have happened. Whatev. Her 15 minutes are sooo over.
Funeral Guy | August 27, 2009 at 7:34 pm
The definition of a butterface.
Meh | August 27, 2009 at 7:57 pm
There is something different about you Randall…
Nameless | August 27, 2009 at 8:40 pm
This chick has been wearing bikinis since she made into the reality tv circuit and not one mention prior.
So what now she’s blog worthy because one of her reality show douches killed someone?
Dane | August 27, 2009 at 8:49 pm
This is what Brooke Hogan would look like if he was a woman.
Yoda | August 27, 2009 at 9:07 pm
She’d look so much better with her fingers cut off and all her teeth yanked out. Just saying….
havoc | August 27, 2009 at 9:51 pm
Does she have kids?
Her pelvis looks a little busted…..
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