Megan Hauserman in a bikini

August 27th, 2009 // 126 Comments

Here’s a sad Megan Hauserman poolside in Los Angeles after a rogue contestant got her reality show canceled because he felt the need to murder his stripper wife. Now when’s poor Megan going to be able to use her fake tits to land herself a rich dude? Besides every single day of her life. Not counting that.

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  1. Theo

    Her face is plain as hell.

  2. CerealKiller

    You’re looking at her face? You sound like a gay.

  3. lolwut

    does her belly button seem too high up to anyone else?

  4. jules

    not bad..but nothing spectacular…is she jewish?

  5. Shamus O'Hara

    What a Kick Ass Body

  6. jules

    not bad..but nothing spectacular…is she jewish?

  7. Cash

    Nice ass… too bad her face is so messed up.

  8. Ass strechies!!!!!

  9. dude!

    Not Hot. Needs to work out. . . .a lot . . . to fill in those scrawny thighs and butt. Silicon implants okay.

  10. Too Bad She Wasn't in the Trunk Instead

    Cankles, muppet face, bleached blond hair, stupid, shallow, mean, made out with a cold-blooded murder because she thought he had money.

    Yeah, she’s a prize.

  11. A. Soto

    Amazing ass!

  12. me09

    HER BELLYBUTTON IS FREAKIN WEIRD ……..OMG ………WHY IS IT SO HIGH ………WEIRD ……WEIRD ……AND NOONE IS REAL ANYMORE !!!!!

  13. me09

    HER BELLYBUTTON IS FREAKIN WEIRD ……..OMG ………WHY IS IT SO HIGH ………WEIRD ……WEIRD ……AND NOONE IS REAL ANYMORE !!!!!

  14. n

    Blagh…boring.

  15. me09

    HER BELLYBUTTON IS FREAKIN WEIRD ……..OMG ………WHY IS IT SO HIGH ………WEIRD ……WEIRD ……AND NOONE IS REAL ANYMORE !!!!!

  16. Richard McBeef

    her cankles would make hillary clinton blush.

  17. AmericanWhiteTrash

    You can always go back home Megan. Right back to strip clubs and blow jobs in the back room for the high dollar rollers…

  18. czar

    Am I missing something? Is she supposed to be hot?
    I totally love her awesome tattoos though……

  19. ME09

    COULD BE WORSE BUT THAT BELLY BUTTON SURE IS UP REALLY HIGH …….WEIRD …….ALL THIS PLASTIC SURGERY NOW A DAYS IM GLAD TO BE NATURAL …IT JUST LOOKS BETTER TO BE NATURAL EVEN IF YOU ARENT PERFECT AT LEAST EVERYTHING IS IN THE RIGHT PLACE ,,,,,,,,,STOP THE PLASTIC SURGERY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  20. ME09

    COULD BE WORSE BUT THAT BELLY BUTTON SURE IS UP REALLY HIGH …….WEIRD …….ALL THIS PLASTIC SURGERY NOW A DAYS IM GLAD TO BE NATURAL …IT JUST LOOKS BETTER TO BE NATURAL EVEN IF YOU ARENT PERFECT AT LEAST EVERYTHING IS IN THE RIGHT PLACE ,,,,,,,,,STOP THE PLASTIC SURGERY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  21. AmericanWhiteTrash

    #11 you mean flat ass, that belongs on a 50 year old? (hint – see #9)

  22. Max Planck

    Oy!

  23. spaceyQQQ

    Hatchet-face.

  24. Billy

    I dunno. She has the right elements, but they are all a bit flawed. Nothing spectacular.

    I suspect her vag is sweet looking, but probably tastes something like a Subway sandwhich — it’s OK, but you’ve had way better elsewhere.

  25. Harold^Sick

    She might want a millionaire but, oscillating the Oscar Meyer – to her pix – is free.

  26. gotmilk?

    ew. she’s one of those flabby skinny chicks. bitch needs to hit the gym.

  27. Deacon Jones

    A gold-digging Jew? What’s this world coming to?

  28. jim eh

    Stupid ugly jewbag, Can I has money plox, that’s it bitch, perpetuate the negative stereotypes about jews + moniez

  29. hope

    too bad her face doesn’t match her body. is that dude her brother?

  30. Hugh Gentry

    long lean body, bit tits, perky nips = removing my pants to caress my boner

  31. Superevil

    Average whore is average

  32. I’m pretty sure lipo doesn’t cause one to have their belly button re-placed (it’s reallllllllllly high). She doesn’t have kids, right? So probably no tummy tuck. What gives? lol

  33. Kelly

    is is OK to shoot my wad on her Star of David while yelling “Heil Hi tler”?

  34. ginger

    Hey I take offense to that. Subway is my favorite sub shop!

  35. Mitt Romney

    I’d love to enter the tunnel into her concentration camp. Throw me in her Auschwitz oven any day!

  36. Melikey

    First of all, her belly button is not that high; the top of her bikini bottin is really low which makes it appear to be high.

    Second, that is a smokin’ hot body any guy who doesn’t think so is a complete homo.

  37. I aint saying she a gold digga, but she sure can get her hooks into this rough nigga…

  38. rawr

    i think her belly button is high up cuz of her long torso. lohan has that same issue.

  39. This Site Is Morning Wood

    Why did she have to go and spoil the gorgeous view of her ass, with that tat?

  40. Jamie's Uterus

    Again, Jenkins should of thrown her in the suitcase instead. He’d be a lauded as a hero.

  41. Randall

    She’s definitely worth murdering and mutilating your stripper wife for. but I guess I’m just old fashioned that way

    Randall

  42. Randall

    She’s definitely worth murdering and mutilating your stripper wife for. but I guess I’m just old fashioned that way

    Randall

  43. Multi Tazing

    She is the chick you fuck while you are trying to fuck the chick you want to fuck. She is the bitch that woke you up by sucking your cock but you are still kind of drunk so you won’t be telling anyone that you fucked her.

  44. me

    ok – time to move on to someone else. her show is over…. why are people even taking pictures of her.. oh yeah, she REALLY looks like she’s distraught over the terrible things that have happened. Whatev. Her 15 minutes are sooo over.

  45. The definition of a butterface.

  46. Meh

    There is something different about you Randall…

  47. Nameless

    This chick has been wearing bikinis since she made into the reality tv circuit and not one mention prior.

    So what now she’s blog worthy because one of her reality show douches killed someone?

  48. This is what Brooke Hogan would look like if he was a woman.

  49. Yoda

    She’d look so much better with her fingers cut off and all her teeth yanked out. Just saying….

  50. havoc

    Does she have kids?

    Her pelvis looks a little busted…..

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