Here’s a sad Megan Hauserman poolside in Los Angeles after a rogue contestant got her reality show canceled because he felt the need to murder his stripper wife. Now when’s poor Megan going to be able to use her fake tits to land herself a rich dude? Besides every single day of her life. Not counting that.
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Her face is plain as hell.
You’re looking at her face? You sound like a gay.
does her belly button seem too high up to anyone else?
not bad..but nothing spectacular…is she jewish?
What a Kick Ass Body
not bad..but nothing spectacular…is she jewish?
Nice ass… too bad her face is so messed up.
Ass strechies!!!!!
Not Hot. Needs to work out. . . .a lot . . . to fill in those scrawny thighs and butt. Silicon implants okay.
Cankles, muppet face, bleached blond hair, stupid, shallow, mean, made out with a cold-blooded murder because she thought he had money.
Yeah, she’s a prize.
Amazing ass!
HER BELLYBUTTON IS FREAKIN WEIRD ……..OMG ………WHY IS IT SO HIGH ………WEIRD ……WEIRD ……AND NOONE IS REAL ANYMORE !!!!!
HER BELLYBUTTON IS FREAKIN WEIRD ……..OMG ………WHY IS IT SO HIGH ………WEIRD ……WEIRD ……AND NOONE IS REAL ANYMORE !!!!!
Blagh…boring.
HER BELLYBUTTON IS FREAKIN WEIRD ……..OMG ………WHY IS IT SO HIGH ………WEIRD ……WEIRD ……AND NOONE IS REAL ANYMORE !!!!!
her cankles would make hillary clinton blush.
You can always go back home Megan. Right back to strip clubs and blow jobs in the back room for the high dollar rollers…
Am I missing something? Is she supposed to be hot?
I totally love her awesome tattoos though……
COULD BE WORSE BUT THAT BELLY BUTTON SURE IS UP REALLY HIGH …….WEIRD …….ALL THIS PLASTIC SURGERY NOW A DAYS IM GLAD TO BE NATURAL …IT JUST LOOKS BETTER TO BE NATURAL EVEN IF YOU ARENT PERFECT AT LEAST EVERYTHING IS IN THE RIGHT PLACE ,,,,,,,,,STOP THE PLASTIC SURGERY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COULD BE WORSE BUT THAT BELLY BUTTON SURE IS UP REALLY HIGH …….WEIRD …….ALL THIS PLASTIC SURGERY NOW A DAYS IM GLAD TO BE NATURAL …IT JUST LOOKS BETTER TO BE NATURAL EVEN IF YOU ARENT PERFECT AT LEAST EVERYTHING IS IN THE RIGHT PLACE ,,,,,,,,,STOP THE PLASTIC SURGERY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#11 you mean flat ass, that belongs on a 50 year old? (hint – see #9)
Oy!
Hatchet-face.
I dunno. She has the right elements, but they are all a bit flawed. Nothing spectacular.
I suspect her vag is sweet looking, but probably tastes something like a Subway sandwhich — it’s OK, but you’ve had way better elsewhere.
She might want a millionaire but, oscillating the Oscar Meyer – to her pix – is free.
ew. she’s one of those flabby skinny chicks. bitch needs to hit the gym.
A gold-digging Jew? What’s this world coming to?
Stupid ugly jewbag, Can I has money plox, that’s it bitch, perpetuate the negative stereotypes about jews + moniez
too bad her face doesn’t match her body. is that dude her brother?
long lean body, bit tits, perky nips = removing my pants to caress my boner
Average whore is average
I’m pretty sure lipo doesn’t cause one to have their belly button re-placed (it’s reallllllllllly high). She doesn’t have kids, right? So probably no tummy tuck. What gives? lol
is is OK to shoot my wad on her Star of David while yelling “Heil Hi tler”?
Hey I take offense to that. Subway is my favorite sub shop!
I’d love to enter the tunnel into her concentration camp. Throw me in her Auschwitz oven any day!
First of all, her belly button is not that high; the top of her bikini bottin is really low which makes it appear to be high.
Second, that is a smokin’ hot body any guy who doesn’t think so is a complete homo.
I aint saying she a gold digga, but she sure can get her hooks into this rough nigga…
i think her belly button is high up cuz of her long torso. lohan has that same issue.
Why did she have to go and spoil the gorgeous view of her ass, with that tat?
Again, Jenkins should of thrown her in the suitcase instead. He’d be a lauded as a hero.
She’s definitely worth murdering and mutilating your stripper wife for. but I guess I’m just old fashioned that way
Randall
She’s definitely worth murdering and mutilating your stripper wife for. but I guess I’m just old fashioned that way
Randall
She is the chick you fuck while you are trying to fuck the chick you want to fuck. She is the bitch that woke you up by sucking your cock but you are still kind of drunk so you won’t be telling anyone that you fucked her.
ok – time to move on to someone else. her show is over…. why are people even taking pictures of her.. oh yeah, she REALLY looks like she’s distraught over the terrible things that have happened. Whatev. Her 15 minutes are sooo over.
The definition of a butterface.
There is something different about you Randall…
This chick has been wearing bikinis since she made into the reality tv circuit and not one mention prior.
So what now she’s blog worthy because one of her reality show douches killed someone?
This is what Brooke Hogan would look like if he was a woman.
She’d look so much better with her fingers cut off and all her teeth yanked out. Just saying….
Does she have kids?
Her pelvis looks a little busted…..
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