Megan Gale in a bikini and other news

- Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins separated months ago and apparently no one gave a shit. At least they weren’t stuck in a well. [PopEater]

- Leonardo DiCaprio might literally be eating a salad courtside at a Lakers game. Who does that? [Lainey Gossip]

- Caroline Kennedy in a bathing suit. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Isabella Brewster gets Hayden Panettiere’s sloppy midget seconds. [Just Jared]

- Amy Winehouse gets her weekly arrest for assault in before the holidays. [Celebslam]

- Reese Witherspoon tries to avoid Jake Gyllenhaal. [PopSugar]

- Balloon Boy’s parents are going to jail. [The Blemish]

- Katy Perry and Russell Brand pretend he doesn’t stare at her naked breasts for days on end. [ICYDK]

- Christina Aguilera’s car touched another car. GET ME THE PRESIDENT OF NEWS! [Socialite Life]

- Lindsay Lohan has a new boyfriend? [Betty Confidential]

- Paris Hilton is trying to make the world’s first BLSTD. [Splash News]

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