While she waits for her adoption papers to clear, Megan Fox has been given a golden opportunity to replace Angelina Jolie thus delaying her plans to eventually stab the Oscar winning actress and eat her soul to complete the transformation. Too scientific? My bad. Long story short, Megan Fox is up for the role of Lara Croft in a new Tomb Raider film. E! News reports:
According to the Hollywood Reporter, the third film will completely reboot the video-game-based character, including changing her origin story (most likely shying away from her English aristocracy roots), and introduce new kinds of missions, love interests and villains.
And, most notably, a new leading lady.
While producers say an actress likely won’t be cast until a writer and director have signed on, Fox has emerged as the frontrunner replacement, at least as far as the blogosphere is concerned.
I had no idea a pair of implants and tattoos could be so effective. That gives me an idea….
UPDATE: So, apparently, getting a Yosemite Sam tattoo does not make you a suitable replacement for Hugh Jackman. I don’t even know how to describe how messed up that is. Seriously, Hollywood, you’re just being weird now.
I would enjoy shitting on her fake tits and plastic face and washing the shit off with my piss
she looks quite a bit like jolie in the face but her boob job is god awful. look at pictures of her in a bathing suit her doctor must have gone to med school in mexico
Fox is much better looking. Jolie looks dried up.
@50 Jolie is boring now, even though three of her six kids are adopted, I still bet she is a total mess downstairs, and she just looks icky now, and the clothes she wears looks like something from The Golden Girls.
Fox’s fakeness is still hoooooootttttttttt, who cares if it’s fake or not, hot is hot
Angelina Jolie is hot as hell. I think she is the most beautiful woman on earth. Megan Fox is also very pretty but she is also very fake and kind of stupid. I guess she would make a perfect porn start. I have nothing against this girl but I don’t think she makes a good Lara Croft. She is not a good actress either. Angelina Jolie was great and perfect for that role. I actually think Kate Beckinsale can pull it off. I am a straight female as well who is happily married but if I had to sleep with a woman, Angie would be my pick but that’s just me.
Megan is hot, but she needs to smile more. That frown makes her look mean and bitchy.
her face looks cropped
I think it’s cute that Angelina Jolie went from a bad girl wanting to own and rent out mobile homes and wearing a vile of her boyfriend’s blood around her neck and fucking in the car on her way to award shows, to this “mature” older woman that takes care of the world. It’s just so hard to buy. It’s like Britney Spears watching her make her grand “come back”. In Hollywood you can do and say whatever the hell you want, and then hire a publicist and stylist to make the public forget who you really are so you can sell tickets to shows. How shallow.
there’s one problem with this idea:
Angelina can act, and Megan can’t.
Agreed with Harry .. She got the looks and that’s about IT !
XOXO !!
first thing to do:
GIVE A “LITTLE” BOOST TO THOSE TITS!!
(just little)
Haha, this goofy plastic trailer-trash ho wants to replace the Great Jolie? Let’s compare notes…
Angie: 1 Oscar win, 1 Oscar nomination.
Fox: 1 Teen Choice Award nomination (didn’t win.)
Angie: acted opposite John Cusack, Winona Ryder, Denzel Washington and Matt Damon.
Fox: acted opposite Shia LaBooze and some CGI robots.
Angie: fucked Billy Bob in a limo, now has Brad freakin’ Pitt carrying her purse.
Fox: the pointy faced dude from 90210 who was less famous than Luke Perry.
Angie: tatted up everywhere, including a Tibetan thing that was done by pounding needles into her back and the latitudinal coordinates of all 50 million of her kids’ birthplaces.
Fox: Marilyn Monroe and some quote about butterflies.
Angie: bisexual, into S&M, plays with knives, makes out with her brother.
Fox: told an ‘edgy’ story in a men’s magazine about having a crush on this stripper one time.
Angie: big natural boobies that she showed off in her lesbian sex scene in ‘Gia’.
Fox: silicone tits nobody has ever seen (besides the pointy faced dude from 90210).
Angie: UN ambassador, started her own Rainbow Coalition of adorable big-eyed orphans
Fox: ummmmmmm……
I’m not saying Fox isn’t attractive (she is, if you like the plastic surgery victim look) but she’s NO Jolie and is a weak-ass wannabe at best.
Megan Fox really is gorgeous (plastic surgery or not). I like that Angelina is gracefully moving on with her life and evolving from the ultimate sex symbol to a hot mom, unlike the rest of Hollywood women who wreck their looks with plastic surgery trying to hang on to their “sexy”.
I think it’s cute that Angelina Jolie went from a bad girl wanting to own and rent out mobile homes and wearing a vile of her boyfriend’s blood around her neck and fucking in the car on her way to award shows, to this “mature” older woman that takes care of the world. It’s just so hard to buy. It’s like Britney Spears watching her make her grand “come back”. In Hollywood you can do and say whatever the hell you want, and then hire a publicist and stylist to make the public forget who you really are so you can sell tickets to shows. How shallow.
Right, because people can’t grow up and change for the better? Angelina always did whatever she wanted to do and didn’t give a shit about what Hollywood wanted her to be, so I think it’s safe to say that this transition in her character is what she desires to be now. The only difference between Angelina and any other adult who has gotten over their wildchild phase is that hers will always be on film.
Angelina Jolie is still way better looking. Megan Fox is already trying hard, but I think she needs a few more trips to the doctor to fully complete the Angelina transformation she has going on.
@11 i agree
i suspect thats the same reason people think jessica alba is hot, simply because theyve been told to….i mean shes hot of course but her boobs are fake, her lips are fake, and she looks too phony…i feel uncomfortable looking at her, like somebody made her out of plastic. ick
67th! SUCKIT
I think Mila Kunis should play the new Lara Croft…the resemblance is striking to Angelina. Who agrees with me???
How many times have I said I’d bang her like there’s no tomorrow?
I’d hit it so hard that pelvic bruising would be inevitable.
I still think Kate Beckinsale can pull it off.
Normally I don’t dig chicks who are overly tatted up, but Fox is is hot that it doesn’t even matter.
i agree that mila kunis looks like angie
I wonder if she dies her pubic hair to match… ’cause her natural hair color is not black
I personally have always loved Angie, particularly due to her crazy antics. She seems like an introspective and complex person who you could have a deep, philosophical conversation with, unlike some of the more mundane, shallow people that are the norm. No one will ever replace her. Megan is beautiful, too, but Angie will always be the best.
fox looks 35
Megan Fox is beautiful.
Angelina used to be beautiful, now she’ s just an old washed up mother. Go home and take care of the kids….you’re time in the limelight is soooooo over!
who’s just a washed up mother? angelina had more projects last year than megan fox with her silicone boobs and plastic face. I agree with 75; angelina always seems to me like someone introspective and talk to on the intellectual level. you listen to megan fox’s interviews, you can tell she’s boring and can’t hold her own act.
honestly angelina should stay as the star in tomb raider. if megan fox takes over…. that sucide for all the tomb raider in the future and the ones made by angelina. Lara Croft wont last if the real Lara Croft (angelina jolie) in replaced by some cheap knock off.
honestly angelina should stay as the star in tomb raider. if megan fox takes over…. that sucide for all the tomb raider in the future and the ones made by angelina. Lara Croft wont last if the real Lara Croft (angelina jolie) in replaced by some cheap knock off.
ALL MEGAN FOX EVR TALKS ABOT IS SEX.SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!NO WAY N THU DAM WORLD SHE WILL EVR OUT DO ANGELINA JOLIE.N PPL R COMPARIN THM BECUSE THY NOTICE HOW MEGAN LOOKS LIK HER N THU JOLIE STYLE.WIT THU DARK HAIR WICH IS EXTENSIONS ON MEGAN N THU CONTACTS SHE HAS N THU MOCKING OF THU TACTOOS.COM ON PPL STP TRYIN 2 PLY YURSELFS U KNO SHE COPIN JOLIE.MEGAN FOX IS TRASH ALL SHE HAS IS LOOKS N WEN U USE YUR LOOKS 2GET BY YUR WUT IS CONSITERD A SLUT.
ANGELINA JOLIE FUXIN ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHES A GREAT ACTRESS WIT A BEATIFUL HEART N IS FUN.MEGAN ON THE OTHR HAND……….WUT CAN I SAY ABOT HER OTHR THN SHES A BORIN SLUT WIT NO BIT OF TALENT.N WHO ALSO IS TRYIN 2 COPY ANGELINA JOLIE N EVRYWAY JUS 2GET ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THU ONLY REASON SHES THAR GETTIN COMPARED IZ BECUZE MEGAN COPIED ANGELINA’S LOOK.MEGANS FAKE AZ HELL.
MEGAN WILL KILLL THU DAM MOVIE BECUSE SHE CANT ACT 4SHIT.N ANGELINA HAS WON OSCARS 4 EXCELLENT LEADING ROLES.SHE WULD CRUSH MEGAN IF THY EVR HAD 2 COMPETE.MEGAN IZ A WANNA BE N WANNA BES GET NO WHERE.SRRY MEGAN YUR TRAILER PARK TRASH.
angie FTW. i cannot stand megan fox. she goes on like “oh im ugly” then she poses half-naked. shes such an attention slut & angie jolie copycat. angelina jolie has TALENT and CLASS. and megan fox thinks shes the new marilynmonroe. dream on honey. megan fox is the COMPLETE opposite of marilyn monroe.
She’s more than hot, she’s gorgeous. However, Jolie was a good pick for Croft and I don’t believe Fox could repeat the performance. And that was in now way saying that the Tomb Raider franchise was successful because the movies were at most, entertaining (my way of nicely saying “a waste of time”).