Megan Fox & Zac Efron probably had sex this week

July 2nd, 2009 // 80 Comments

Well, it finally happened. Megan Fox and Zac Efron were spotted on a date Tuesday night which means either Vanessa Hudgens is going to kill somebody or give Shia LaBeouf the hairiest chipmunk fuck of his life. It’s a toss up. Celebuzz reports:

The 23-year-old stunner shared an intimate dinner with Zac Efron on Tuesday night at Pace, an upscale restaurant in Laurel Canyon, California, Celebuzz can exclusively report.
A fellow diner revealed, “They were very friendly and their faces were close when they talked.”
It’s no secret that the Transformers 2 actress has had a thing for the 21-year-old High School Musical heartthrob for quite some time. As we reported back in January, the two flirted at the Golden Globe Awards, raising eyebrows at an after-party.

Okay, I’ve made some “Zac Efron is gay” jokes in my day, but if he pulled this off, I have to give credit where credit is due. Obviously, these are two of the most beautiful in Hollywood, so I’m pretty sure if they had sex thousands of tiny angels appeared and guided Zac’s penis into Megan. Or at least that’s what happens when I make love. Ladies?

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  1. anonymous

    @ #5, LOL

    If Efron did cheat with Megan, who could blame him? Megan’s gorgeous and Hudgen’s is an annoying mean c***.

  2. shankyouverymuch

    CLUB thumbs…… Ewwwwwwww!

  3. Tom K

    So what are these two the new Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie now?

  4. lorz

    Bleah bleah bleah boring bleah. We need some less lame stars. Paul Newman II!

  5. spinal

    I don’t get it…when these two dudes have sex, who plays the woman?

  6. captain america

    …………………………….SHE HAS A SECRET PENIS, folks?

  7. spinal

    And it cracks me up that people are shocked her actions don’t line up with her own retarded statements: “But she said men are dirty! She said she wasn’t into younger guys!”

    EVERY time this plastic faced skank opens her mouth incoherent garbage pours out. EVERY time. Rather than getting upset, let’s play “What kind of rank idiocy will Megan Fox spew out next?”

    It’s sad because if you look at pictures of her before she took the knife to her face, she was actually hot. Plastic surgery does nothing for young women but make them look like weirdly aged trannies.

  8. Rhialto

    He’s acting too straight.Is he gay?

  9. dude

    as stunningly beautiful and feminine as megan fox is, i’m sure you’ll all agree she’s probably the man in this relationship lol

  10. hmm..... what?

    What do you mean by hairy?

  11. They’re both still ugly.

  12. YES YES YES!

    “Obviously, these are two of the most beautiful in Hollywood, so I’m pretty sure if they had sex thousands of tiny angels appeared and guided Zac’s penis into Megan.”

    THIS IS WHAT I LOVE ABOUT THE SUPERFICIAL. THIS IS FUNNY. not heres a chick in a bikkini and im jizzing and cant control my boner.

    I miss THIS: if they had sex thousands of tiny angels appeared and guided Zac’s penis into Megan.

    it made me LOL :) finally you did it

  13. Yeah, about her neck. Looks like an adam’s apple :D But this story is bull.

  14. Heather

    HAHAHA. The most beautiful in hollywood? Wow are you on crack or what? Zac Efron is just ugly period. He looks like a complete tool. Megan Fox is ok I guess but she’s nothing special and she can’t act at all. So two talentless twits are together? Woopedoo why does anyone care?? Lmao.

  15. Emily

    Zac Efron wouldn’t do something like that! Megan Fox on the other hand might….don’t get me wrong! She is an amazing actress! I just have this gut feeling that she is up to no good…like she is trying to come between Zac and Vanessa…but I don’t think she could ever replace Vanessa in Zac’s life.

  16. brugo

    she’s got so much testosterone that the bitch has two adams apples. there’s no way that she doesn’t do the ol tuck the penis between the legs deal…what’s that, a fruit basket, righ?

  17. Ashley

    I fucckin hate megan now! i used to thought that she was such a beautiful girl! now shes a bia sexual man fucker! Zac will be a fuck head if he cheats on V! if i was megan, i will keep my legs closed before i get my ass kicked by vanessa! She might as well fuck shia!

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  19. ray

    megan = average tits and ass…. a decent face and stomach, megan fox is usually liked by men who enjoy women with male bodies…

  20. Jess

    Didn’t she say she doesn’t find him or Robert Pattinson attractive? And now she’s allegedly had one night stands with both of them? Sexy or not, this girl probably is the devil. I hope everyone recognizes this.

  21. Ktulu

    ok just to CLARIFY !!
    Alot of people here are not that much educated to know this BUT

    Its fucking obvious:
    Megan Fox does NOT have an adam’s apple dumbshits ! first of all anatomically ur adams apple is way higher up (check ur own, if u have one!)

    secondly she might / am pretty sure from the pictures.. that she has a thyroid gland enlargement ! (does anybody know what that means !?) its very common in young women..and it a medical condition .. not serious no big deal.. seen many fine ass looking girls with them

    so swallow ur fuckign ignorance ! she is an absolute piece of art that took god 2 millenia to make her..

    Lastly if shes even friends (not dating) with a gaylord feminine girlie pink boy like Zac, i would lose all my respect for her.. but still hope that maybe one day.. little angels will guide my penis across the galactica to find her holy honey coated luv hole and complete my mission on earth once and for all

  22. alex

    wow looks like zac passed puberty with the light beard- this girl has to shave it off but who cares

  23. alex

    wow looks like zac passed puberty with the light beard- this girl has to shave it off but who cares

  24. Zaha Bhagat

    no! zanessa 4ever! there nuthin goin on bw them!!!!!!!!

  25. dontlooknow

    Vanessa is a “beard” for Zac, and Megan is a “fag hag”. End of story.

  26. Rachel

    Apparently, a “badass” girl who speaks her mind and is in love with her own looks, is better than a guy with some moral and family values.
    I’m sorry, but I don’t get you people. I don’t have anything against Megan, but honestly, the only thing the girl has to her name is “sex”. She boasts her sex-appeal and that’s what her place in Hollywood is for. I can’t believe how shallow some of you are. I think Megan could do better than that, but she’s full of it. One minute she says how “painfully insecure” she is, and the next she says “women don’t like me because I’m confident”. I’m sorry, but someone with that kind of attitude, doesn’t even deserve respect. She’s said the absolute stupidest things and contradicted herself in the same sentence. I don’t understand why you have to hate on Zac. I think many agree with me that he is [will] make a better actor than Megan, and I guess, in this world, you’ll get called “gay” if your nice and have values and not living off shallow like Megan. Since when is it gay for a guy to care how he looks like, and not a girl? Zac looks fantastic, and Megan has had way more procedures than Zac to look the way she does. I don’t get it – and I’m sick of how shallow our world is becoming. Anyone calling Zac “gay” is insulting gays first of all (what is wrong with being gay?), and is insulting any normal guy, which is what Zac is.

  27. Rachel

    May I add: That picture of hers up there, is really nothing special.

  28. What the fuck, I honestly agree that zack looks more girlish than eva!

    Megan shouldn’t be actually dating zack, but who knows??
    I really think zack sucks…

    Megan don’t date zack…..Its really crappy…..

  29. i would lose all my respect for her.. but still hope that maybe one day.. little angels will guide my penis across the galactica to find her holy honey coated luv hole and complete my mission on earth once and for all

  30. ickaboo

    wow. i thought she was older than that!

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