Megan Fox & Zac Efron probably had sex this week

July 2nd, 2009 // 80 Comments

Well, it finally happened. Megan Fox and Zac Efron were spotted on a date Tuesday night which means either Vanessa Hudgens is going to kill somebody or give Shia LaBeouf the hairiest chipmunk fuck of his life. It’s a toss up. Celebuzz reports:

The 23-year-old stunner shared an intimate dinner with Zac Efron on Tuesday night at Pace, an upscale restaurant in Laurel Canyon, California, Celebuzz can exclusively report.
A fellow diner revealed, “They were very friendly and their faces were close when they talked.”
It’s no secret that the Transformers 2 actress has had a thing for the 21-year-old High School Musical heartthrob for quite some time. As we reported back in January, the two flirted at the Golden Globe Awards, raising eyebrows at an after-party.

Okay, I’ve made some “Zac Efron is gay” jokes in my day, but if he pulled this off, I have to give credit where credit is due. Obviously, these are two of the most beautiful in Hollywood, so I’m pretty sure if they had sex thousands of tiny angels appeared and guided Zac’s penis into Megan. Or at least that’s what happens when I make love. Ladies?

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  1. tommy

    no way – that guys gayer than bruno

  2. Megan

    first

  3. er

    seriously, how is he good looking? very feminine looking dude

  4. Anyone know bullshit’s number? I need to call it…

  5. Dr. Hairy Sachs

    Silly Effron vagina is for straight folk

  6. the infamous danielle

    I’m pretty sure if they had sex thousands of tiny angels appeared and guided Zac’s penis into Megan ….lmfao, whew.

    but i’m pretty sure when YOU have sex, fish….*crickets*, thousands of flies appear and guide whatever unsuspecting victim back to his/her car. i’m gonna with “his”.

  7. the infamous danielle

    I’m pretty sure if they had sex thousands of tiny angels appeared and guided Zac’s penis into Megan ….lmfao, whew.

    but i’m pretty sure when YOU have sex, fish….*crickets*, thousands of flies appear and guide whatever unsuspecting victim back to his/her car. i’m gonna go with “his”.

  8. #6-7 – That made less sense than that time I sprinkled tabasco on my cock… don’t judge me… fucking tequila…

  9. Sid

    I’m pretty sure if they had sex thousands of tiny angels appeared and guided Megan’s toe-thumb into Zac’s anus.

  10. the infamous danielle

    @8 i think we all know why you sprinkled tabasco on your john. and i have to say: those aren’t the types of crabs you eat.

  11. sean

    this skank is a man..look at that neck, looks like an adam’s apple…her forehead is filled with botox cuz that neck already has rings and wrinkles…

  12. sean

    this skank is a man..look at that neck, looks like an adam’s apple…her forehead is filled with botox cuz that neck already has rings and wrinkles…

  13. Hi, you've reached the voicemail of bullshit...

    The only thing that he’s had sex with is a donut. One of the cream filled ones so you can’t tell. Then he gives them to his friends, the Jonus brothers.

  14. Stuey

    @13, eww and hahaha

  15. #10 – Meeeeeeh… I give that like a 4 out of 10, but that’s just because you get the beginner’s bonus.

  16. Workcansuckittoday

    She seriously has the lamest taste in men I’ve ever seen. She’s not even upgrading. She’s making a lateral move from a has-been to a flash-in-the-pan never-will-be. Christ, at least that Green guy looks like he’s hit pubertly. I think she’ll go away soon. She’s 23 and looks about 33. Aging badly in Hollywood isn’t a career bonus, especially when you can’t fucking act in the first place.

  17. the infamous danielle

    4 out of 10. welp, least i got higher than your sex score. the whore on the corner keeps yappin’ about you being a negative 2. might wanna handle that…

    *bah dum bum*

  18. Sheena

    “She” has an adam’s apple and “he” doesn’t. Hmmmmm.

  19. Those silly comebacks… the veneer of idiocy… the wretched smell of the greater DC metropolitan area… the overbearing sense of failure mixed with the stench of broken dreams… can it really be damnYELL? I thought they put animals down when they couldn’t be saved… weird…

  20. Really?

    She looks like a tranny for God’s sake. (No offense to the trannies) Especially in pic #10. I do not get what the big hoopla is over this chic.

  21. the infamous danielle

    @20..umm, for your information…DC doesn’t smell half as bad as the sewage you’re from.

    and why the phuck are you going by “richport’s ghost” now?? did jimbo kill you? or your battle with AIDS? what gives?

  22. Wootang

    They really are the second coming of Brad and Angelina.

  23. J

    “The most beautiful in Hollywood”? Riiiiiight.

  24. Venom

    I am pretty confident that I could leave my girlfriend or sister butt naked in a locked room with him and nothing would happen.
    BAG was probably dying laughing when he read this sh!t.

  25. Confused

    I thought she said men were dirty and nasty? Why is she still dating (by dating I mean fucking) men? She never wants to touch a bi-sexual woman because they in turn have touched a dirty, nasty man….which Megan seems to be doing any time you turn around.

    Megan should be trying to figure out how to break up Portia de Rossi and Ellen. I think Portia banging Megan in the pooper with a strapon would be fantastic.

  26. lizzy

    EW I HOPE THIS IS NOT TRUE.

    because she is WAY TOO GOOD FOR HIM. he’s so lame!

    i don’t know if i can forgive her if this shit is true, come on megan. you can have ANYONE and you choose the fucking high school musical guy.

    weak!

  27. uh

    ooooh Johnny Depp is on the side of my screen. Much hotter than both of them put together.

  28. Jeezy

    Megan Fox is overrated. There’s no way Zac Efron has ever had sex with a girl. He is always on the verge of bursting into a fireball because he’s so flaming.

  29. Trench

    I thought Fox was about 30 years old.

    Of course Efron is fucking her.

    Who’d wanna fuck that round-faced Hudgens anyway? Maybe LaBeouf actually, his Jew fro indicates he’s probably a furry little son of a bitch too.

  30. missywiss

    11- I noticed the same thing. Her adam’s apple is way bigger than his.

  31. onetime

    She is so cheesy and skanky….Yes, she’s pretty, but she’s just such a cliche.

  32. Max Planck

    No way…she would never hang out with someone prettier than her.

  33. Lindsay

    ahahah I love when you say ‘Ladies?’
    ……maybe it works.

  34. aw!

    He may not be gay, but now he’s official bisexual. And she would never mess with him–he’s too much of a competition for her.

  35. blp

    She supposedly got boned by Shia the other day according to you Fish, now she’s with gayboy. I’d call her a slut if I didn’t smell BS.

  36. Joost

    My love for Megan just dropped dramatically. That Efron kid is gayer than Perez Hilton!

  37. HE is not hot. HE looks like a SHE. I want to KNOW I’m dating a man, not wondering if I am.

  38. She goes from banging a guy old enough to be her dad to one that looks like her little sister.

  39. 2+2=4

    This is not true. The story is incorrect, the “fellow diner” that reported it either lying or confused them with someone else.

  40. Noni

    He is hotter than butter melting down my body.
    Her, not so much. Big deal, she was in Transformers.
    Many girls are prettier. Although, with the lights out, it’s all
    the same piece of ass anyway.

  41. Noni

    He is hotter than butter melting down my body.
    Her, not so much. Big deal, she was in Transformers.
    Many girls are prettier. Although, with the lights out, it’s all
    the same piece of ass anyway.

  42. Sass

    Uh.

    Guys, you’re freaking out…..as if she hasn’t been dating BAG for the past how many years???

    At least Zac Efron is still relevant.

  43. Delana

    Her neck is weird – I’ve noticed that before.

  44. Delana

    Her neck is weird – I’ve noticed that before.

  45. barbie

    two of the most beautiful people in hollywood? try two of the most made up and plastic people in hollywood!

    after sex, they probably exchanged makeup tips and plastic surgeon’s phone numbers. and spent the rest of the night shivering in fear that michael jackson’s death was related to plastic surgery.

  46. 1moreidiotintheworld

    Fuck!!! that bitch looks like she has a couple of cue balls stuck in her throat. Those 2 could trade clothes and you’d never guess their gender…..

  47. Lee

    Didn’t the pompous bitch make a point of saying she doesn’t bother with young guys because they’re not on her level or bullshit like that?

    This is totally shady.

  48. genevieve

    is that an adams apple? -> efron still gay, fox is a man

  49. titsonsnack

    Wait, she’s only 23? Yowza. Ok that just took her down a few notches, because she looks more aged than that. Like, at least 29-30. Not that 30 is old or anything but you shouldn’t be 23 and look 30. Or in Lohan’s case, 45.

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