Remember when Megan Fox said Zac Efron was like the brother she’d have sex with? Well, Zac Efron did and displayed some brass balls by saying “Hi” to Megan at last night’s Golden Globes. Seriously, how awesome must it have been to be Vanessa Hudgens at that exact moment? I’m guessing somewhere between “she stopped taking her birth control pills because that’ll show him” awesome and “crying after sex for the next month” awesome. But, God willing, both.
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Zac Efron looks like a dorky little girl with too much of her mom’s make-up on
she looks totally doable in every hole!!
The tats scream “let’s make this quick, I need to get back to my job pumping gas”.
when the hell did she grow an ass?
Holy crap, Hudgens does NOT look attractive here, but neither does Megan Fox… I think Zac Effron is the only one I’d actually do, and I’m not gay!
What a whorish thing to say about somebody’s boyfriend.
Poor Venessa. She’ll have to leak more nudie pictures to compete for his affection
I’d
Hit
That
*fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap*
………………and boom goes the dynamite.
Aaaaand Vanessa Hudgens just became the next Jennifer Aniston. Get ready to get dumped, girl!
Now THAT is a beautiful woman.
Stop giving Kim Kardashian’s dumpy-diaper-ass motivation to keep stuffing her face and post more about this girl!
Megan Fox knows Zac Effon is gay right? Right??!!
The skank tries way too hard to “shock” people and get attention. The real sexy ones don’t have to try hard to turn heads.
@7 ….that truly is sad….you’re pathetic. Let me guess- Your two favorite things in life are Family guy and Dane Cook? Get your own jokes
Ridden hard and then put away wet.
Picture # 6 is a guy handing Zac some condoms and saying, “Knock it out, old boy! But you are gonna need these, triple fitted!”
Did she get a fake ass to go with her fake tits and fake nose and fake lips? Is there anything on her that’s real or is she all plastic already at age 22?
Megan Fox wants to be the new Angelina Jolie. It’s blatantly obvious.
She looks like 35!!!
Wow, nice first pic… Golden Globe indeed…
OK, she looks great, until you see that she has a human face on her right forearm.
Jesus people! This girl is one of the hottest on the fucking planet right now, and bash bash bash…
I guarantee she’s a raging whore too, you can always tell by the eyes. She swallows like the good girl she is.
Smoking fo sho…..
Seriously, the things I would do to this chick frighten even me…..
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Her shoulder tat apparently says, “We will all laugh at gilded butterflies”, whatever the fuck that means. What it should say is, “We will all laugh at Megan Fox, who although lucky enough to be born hot goes and ruins it by putting inane statements in ink all over herself because she’s insecure and trying to make herself seem edgy, when she should just enjoy the fact her entire career is based on her parents’ good genetics. Plus she’ll probably end up with some complete dickhead like 90% of the decent Hollywood ass.”
But she probably won’t change it. Bitch.
Hardy har har, Richard.
“the poor mans Angelina with an ugly nose and that stupid Marilyn tattoo..”
She looked like a big fake latex covered doll… that I really wanted to do it with.
Amanda bynes had admitted she’s in love:
http://www.zacktaylor.ca/blog/2009/01/amanda-bynes-fa.html
this bitch will be fat in 5 years- guaranteed.
She is hot but I am sick of the too tan too skinny fake boobs look.
Did she run into Angelina at all? Cause bitch totally stole Angie’s sexy tatooed brunette wild-child thing
I’d like to squeeze those golden globes….hiyyyyyoooooooooooooo
But seriously, Meghan, take two cocks and call me in the morning.
Too bad she’s practically married to Brian Austin Green, who could snap that piece of shit Efron in half like a dried stick.
Otherwise yeah, this story would have some point to it, other then for the webmaster to be catty like a 14 year old girl giggling over her copy of Teen Cosmo.
#23 – Sorry… hard to type with one hand… the other hand was… well, it’s sticky now…
Jesus Christ almighty after one night with her I’d be picking bits of her orange dermis out of my teeth for weeks to come….
Shit, she’s hot.
She’s drop dead gorgeous but she is a whore.
She’s drop dead gorgeous but she is a whore.
she just made my day
Let’s get one thing straight…my penis.
Seriously though, I would certainly enjoy placing my erect penis inside her vagina and moving it in and out until it ejaculated.
The funny thing about all this “he broke up with who, she slept with who” crap is that all of those Hollywood and quasi-Hollywood types (yeah, I’m talking to you, Madonna) have such a sense of entitlement, I seriously doubt any of them have a second thought about “oh, gosh, there’s my ex-…. AWKWARD!” I believe they just think it’s part of being who they are. They can’t stop loving/hating themselves long enough to find love or hate in their hearts for anyone else. I imagine this group had absolutely NO problems greeting each other.
Nice ride. Wow.
@ 11 – Right on.
I wonder how many hours a day she spends watching videos of Angelina Jolie???? If I were Angelina Jolie, I would file a restraining order against this chick, fast!
Her tan is really awful. She always looks like she’s trying to cover up a really bad sunburn.
This girl is ridiculously over rated, who gives a shit about her body, she’s a poor actress and looks like a fucking robot. Her entire face is painted on. It’s not sexy, it’s boring. You know what’s sexy? Tina Fey’s cleavage. Why? Because it’s not something you’re forced to notice every fucking time you see her.
i’ve never heard so many people down on ink. ‘we all laugh at gilded butterflies’ has a beautiful meaning and is one the most powerful moments in King Lear.
#42
Perhaps – but nobody ever thought having King Lear tatooed to your ass made it “beautiful literature.”
This woman was blessed with insane beauty. Unfortunately, the “insane” part is taking over. Ink = issues. Major Ink = Major Issues.
How much more “look at me! look at me!” does this chick need?
…so she’s trying to be Angelina Jolie 2.0? I guess there are worse things to aspire to.
What the fuck is wrong with the Golden Globes? I thought that it was a pre-oscar sort of ceremony with elligible actors. What did we get last night? Kids from High School Musical, dumb-ass Miley Cirus with her hick-dad and Megan Fox, and neither of them can act their way out of a paper bag. I don’t get it. I didn’t think that it was some kind of a stupid teen-award show, but apparently it is. Where were the elite and real actors? Where was DeNiro, Nicholson and Pacino? Why is there never Gary Oldman? Why is Johnny Depp only making a sad little cameo while these stupid and non-talented kids get all the light?
Golden Globes just lost all their legibility. The one thing they at least got right this year was giving Heath Ledger an award.
My god her severed head would look good impaled on my meatcicle
Yep…not a big deal. Not worth the media attention.
This quick interaction….shouldnt bother anyone.
She’s all fake …
But absolutely fuckable !!! Um, I mean, now a will fuck her in every hole… but I think she will look ugly in few years … too much plastic surgery.
Meghan Fox exists to be tortured in my dank basement…with the intention of making her skin into a possible overcoat in the near future.
She’s truly beautiful.