Megan Fox will never do nudity
Apparently these pics are the most we’ll see of Megan Fox as she’s currently vowing never to go nude on camera or make a sex tape. Which means no one will ever believe Brian Austin Green stuck his penis in her. But he held her hand once! Honest. MTV News reports:
“Ugh, never!” said the actress. “That’s the last thing I want to see — what I look like having sex. It would take one shot of me not looking good and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex.”
Just as there will be no nudity on camera in the comfort of her own home, there will be no nudity for Fox on set either. “I can’t ever imagine myself doing nudity in a film,” she said. “It lives forever, especially now, with the Internet. I just can’t. I just can’t.”
And Megan Fox’s mouth has done it again. First, she shits on Michael Bay, and now she basically cannonballed the entire marketing campaign for Jennifer’s Body that makes it look like she gets naked. I’m no box office analyst, but I’m pretty sure she just cut ticket sales by 800 MILLION PERCENT. Back me up, Steve Mason.