Megan Fox was fun while she lasted (2007 – 2010)

same… i’d do her

FIRST

You scared me with that headline! I thought she got killed from the germs flushed out of the toilet.

classic. she deserves it. just another chick overstating her importance in the face of the bigger picture. the next roll she’ll be in is the one shes puttin lunchmeat and mayo on..makin me a sammich.

She isnt even that hot – beautiful girls are everywhere. Without toe thumbs, too.

Has she never heard of Heilo therapy from the sun gods !

She is so pale now that she looks like the wicked witch of the west.

She’s a pretty & interesting kook.
Stick to modeling gigs though baby, acting is NOT your forte.
Perhaps she should be given credit for sticking with long time loser boyfriend. Most Hollywood hotties would have kicked him to the curb right after the first magazine cover.

she’s got arm pit tits in pic 2…yuck

Her boobs are about a real as Obama’s plan for cleaning up the oil spill he caused.

Good riddance. She’s attractive, in an ordinary way. There are a million of her gyrating naked on bartops alone.

And she can’t act (like that’s important in a Michael Bay film).

Bitches be crazy.

Megan, when you read this I want you to relax and don’t let this upset you. At this very moment I am writing the script for volume 1 of a new video series titled: Movie Queens in Anal Scenes. I even cast you as the pale-skinned brunette who takes a hard one the hard way while she’s bent over the sink scrubbing her hands.

[Fade in]
(man kicks his way through empty Taco Bell wrappers littering the floor)
PARKER
Hey baby, how you doing?
MEGAN
(sobbing)
I can’t get this dirt off my hands
PARKER
Gees, that’s terrible. Why don’t you bend over the sink and give them a good scrub?
MEGAN
(bending over the sink)
Ok, I’ll try. Boo-hoo-hoo.
PARKER
(sliding his boner into Megan’s ass)
Ahhh yes, a good idea.
MEGAN
(sobbing)
Waaah! The dirt’s not coming off!
PARKER
(thrusting happily back and forth)
Keep scrubbing. We’re almost done.
MEGAN
(body shaking, crying bitter tears)
Ohmygod I think it’s skin cancer!
PARKER
(finishing up with his scene)
Don’t worry, it’ll only hurt when you laugh.
MEGAN
Waaaaah!
PARKER
(pulling up his pants)
I got to be going baby. Say, where’s Heidi Montag’s place?
MEGAN
(belches)
Call Taco Bell

it’s called a spray tan….what an idiot

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Haha, couldn’t have happened at a better time with all the shit she’s been talking lately. Michael Bay’s movies are awful, but bitch if it wasn’t for him nobody would know you and you’d still be doing sitcoms that get canceled with just a couple of weeks in. All you had to do was STFU, quit being a bitch who thinks she’s god’s greatest gift to humanity, and be appreaciative.

lol… i actually think Bay is a retard…

I’m no MF basher but, why the eff does she has to be the overly sexy dame in the Jonah Hex trailer. Does that role require a prostitute? Even prostitutes play coy once in a while…

Parker’s movie sounds awesome.

She’s like T.O but in the movies world. Atleast T.O had talent. She’s moderately pretty but shit like this drops her to a stupid ass level.

Didn’t Shia shit on Transformers 2 earlier this week? Let’s fire him, too! While we are at it, let’s fire Bay as director. The Transformers movies are fucking terrible!

M. Bay must have just seen the Michelle Rodriguez pics

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She’s got the most deformed thumbs I’ve ever seen. WTF?

NICE!! I was hoping someone would have the balls to teach her how to STFU and be greatful for what you got.

Next stop for Megan…trying to release her own sextape through Vivid.

i’d hit it

LOL This is good news. Fuck you Megan! Good thing someone knocked this bitch off her pedestal. Go do Porn you worthless Slut…Eat a dick!

LOL This is good news. Fuck you Megan! Good thing someone knocked this bitch off her pedestal. Go do Porn you worthless Slut…Eat a dick!

whatever, as long as she still has a working pussy she can sleep her way back to the top.

@13

I know, right? ahahahahahahhahaha

I think its possible that she has BPD… Knew someone that has it seems she has a lot of the traits…

……………….

This is hilarious. For someone who obviously got her roles for putting a producer’s schlong in her mouth, she lost her roles because of something that came out of her mouth. Bitch just never had enough brains to figure it out…

After reading the headline and the rest of the post, I am disappointed she has not deceased, but this is the next best thing!
Hasn’t this dumb broad ever heard of a spray tan? Serves her right for being a self-entitled bitch.
The other chick in the movie was just as hot, if not hotter, than her. She can be easily replaced.

I see you.

Megan Fox is a marginal actress at best. She is pretty, that is really all she has going for her; and pretty is a dime a dozen in Hollywood. If any of us publicly talked sh!t about our boss we would have been canned long ago. Michael Bay has launched the careers of many prominent actors. Bay, and the transformers movie series will be far better off without this albatross hanging around their neck. Why not give her part to someone deserving?

Since Transformers is an huge success in Asia.I’d recommend an actress of asian heritage this time.

Megan Fox > Transformers

I personally commend her for speaking her mind. While it may damage her career, at least she did not compromise whatever integrity she has. She was nothing more than a beautiful girl who became plasticized for the wretched and filthy UnHolywood film industry. She did not fit in psychologically nor is she a true actress. Unholywood likes horniness shit because they are dirty so they push sexy chicks who are a dime a dozen like this woman. And when they do not do what they are told they are…
…whatever happened to Marilyn Monroe?

No reason to risk money on ‘Transformers 3″ then. What are the odds of a Michael Bay movie being watchable? Pretty darn low.

I’ve got a hankering to see that Jonah Hex movie for some reason.

@ 7 – boyfriend – yeah, I figured that was about casting connections, but I think blockbuster theatrical releases are out of BAG’s jurisdiction. He’s more of a Lifetime Original Movie connection. She must sort of like him.

@ 12 – That sounds like a good Lifetime Original Movie. Just make sure the male lead has devil horns. And Megan wears a nuns habit. Like these:
http://blingdomofgod.com/2008/01/miniskirts_for_nuns.html

The young hollywood A-list needs to understand that they are not SPECIAL PRICELESS SNOWFLAKES. They are a replaceable commodity, Fox was just a peice of tits and ass and All of South CA has a line of T and A waiting to replace her, especially with Disney churning out a new pop princess ever other week.

Not only that Fox was not what we call a box office draw, Transformers made money because people went to see robots fight, not for her. They culd replace her with some CGI and no one would have cared.

He only starring lead role Jennifer’s Body was a box office flop. After that film her days in the spotlight were hanging on a threat and her asstalk snapped it.

PROFESSIONALISM young hollywood needs to look that word up in the dictionary and live by it and stop acting like spoiled gen y entitlement brats.

@ 6 > You’re an idiot.

@ 9 > You’re a bigger idiot.

@ 20 > You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

I know she has some other films in production, depending how those work out. Fox only move at might be to do what other talentless bimbos do make a sex tape or find some old tape you made back in the day and sell it to vivid.

Bay is an idiot.and his transformers sucks big time actually the worst movies I’ve ever seen and I’ve seen it just because Megan Fox now he fires her and he thinks it’s ok ..the third movie will be no different than the the other two except nobody is gonna see this crap

wow. that’s a bit of a shocker. oh well. to be honest i kinda like hearing news like this. she is over tho. she will never regain what she has lost. are you sure shes not related to the lohans???

Megan Fox doesn’t get it!!! Personality and talent sell acting. Her personality sucks and her talent is minimal. Looks is just the wrapper. She might be good enough for a Brian Greene, Jonah Hex or Jennifer’s Body titillating the teenage crowd but if she wants to work with the adults she better keep her opinionated BS to herself. Learn to act, develop some sophistication, and remember her opinion isn’t highly sought. A little of her goes a long way, the wrong way.

God damn you, SuperFish, you scared the shit out of me with the headline!!! Anyhow…. Transformers 3?? Seriously??? I’m a comic book geek, so I saw the first one, but the second one barely got my panties wet. Give it up, Bay.

I had a lot of sun, so that Michael would have been happy with my skin tone. Every spare moment was sunny, I had to have it "actress of 24 years, reported the magazine Allure.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! maybe now we actually have a chance of doing her, cuz lets face it without transformers this bitch is just another regular joe like us, besides her thumbs

Still, who wouldn’t do her in the knee pit?