Megan Fox was fun while she lasted (2007 – 2010)

By: The Superficial / May 19, 2010

Because a million of her get off the bus in Hollywood each day without calling Michael Bay “Hitler,” Megan Fox has been fired from Transformers 3, according to Deadline Hollywood:

No actor/actress can expect to go around dissing a director and expect to work together as if nothing happened. Much less the egotistical Bay. But in Fox, he had met his match. Why, as recently as this week Megan was quoted as dissing Bay yet again. In recent months she has shown off a more natural skin hue instead of her usual orange color — and blamed the Transformers helmer for her unhealthy tanning binge. “I had been tanning a lot so that Michael would be happy with my skin tone. Every spare moment of sun that was outside, I had to be in it,” the 24-year-old actress lamented in Allure magazine. “It’s not going to happen again because of the damage and the possible skin cancer.”

Allow me to speak for everyone who’s ever heard anything come out of Megan Fox’s mouth:

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