Megan Fox apparently has an insatiable hunger for doin’ it. She recently told FHM that she’s obsessed with sex and doesn’t really see a point in doing anything else. Here’s the exact quote via Hollyscoop.com:
“I have the libido of a teenage boy. I’d rather have sex all the time than leave the house.”
Excuse me, my penis seems to have rocketed off my body and blasted into orbit. *picks up phone* Hello? NASA? Uh huh, the wiener again. I’ll take my usual shuttle. Listen, while we’re up there can you can get me some numbers on possibly, I dunno, firing a bazooka at Brian Austin Green’s face. I’m actually not particular as to where it lands but I’d prefer his last words be “Megan, do the guy who writes The Superficial.” I’d crunch the numbers myself but my algebra’s a bit rusty. You’ll do it? Fantastic. You guys truly are “the right stuff.” Oh, man, get it? Like the movie? Hello? Shit…
Special thanks to Andrew for alerting me to the greatest news in the history of, uh, news-alism.
She looks full of herself …. and little pretty girl wipes her ass just like everyone else. Where the hell did she come from anyway? We want pictures of what she looked like a couple of years ago.
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sorry that was my dick typing “happy times” :)
#96
That was the joke.
What she looked like before surgery…
http://famousplastic.com/category/megan-fox/
those beady little ferret eyes of hers keep me from thinking she’s hot. also, yah, got to agree with everyone whose said that her comments were designed solely for publicity and have zero to do with reality.
I would fuked the living daylights outta this broad 4 real
Oh my crap!!! I love you Megan!
i’ll admit she is super hot…and her bod is amazing!
Angelina Jolie wanna be!
she said herself that she thinks she looks like Angelina Jolie and that even her tattoos where like jolies…thats why she does the same over the shoulder pose.
and does that thing with her lips to make them look bigger…..key word look
SHE A NOBODY, WANNABE and her tattoos are stupid as hell. honestly what a git.
Shes soooo hot!! Finally a beauty whos not of the brogin cookie cutter blonde variety.
she is pretty but her skin looks very very aged for a 22 yr old
She’s definitely hot, but not the ‘goddess’ everyone says she is. I wouldn’t die for her, that’s for sure…
Megan Fox can smile?
She’s so damn beautiful.
How can you marry a guy that’s so disgusting. He doesnt even clean up after himself.
I love Megan Fox
How can you marry a guy that’s so disgusting. He doesnt even clean up after himself.
I love Megan Fox
you people are nuts! SHES PLASTIC!!! a nose job…. lip injections and possibley a boob job HELLOOO BARBIE???? shes f-in nasty! shes a SLUT…. the only reason why every one thinks shes so hot is because she doesnt care that her nude body is plastered all over the internet for every one to see so of course what guys not going to like that??? girls like her make me want to throw up EVERY WHERE!!!!!
fuck your lips
I can believe that she is sexy and very cute!