Megan Fox wants to have sex 24/7… heh

June 2nd, 2008 // 123 Comments

Megan Fox apparently has an insatiable hunger for doin’ it. She recently told FHM that she’s obsessed with sex and doesn’t really see a point in doing anything else. Here’s the exact quote via Hollyscoop.com:

“I have the libido of a teenage boy. I’d rather have sex all the time than leave the house.”

Excuse me, my penis seems to have rocketed off my body and blasted into orbit. *picks up phone* Hello? NASA? Uh huh, the wiener again. I’ll take my usual shuttle. Listen, while we’re up there can you can get me some numbers on possibly, I dunno, firing a bazooka at Brian Austin Green’s face. I’m actually not particular as to where it lands but I’d prefer his last words be “Megan, do the guy who writes The Superficial.” I’d crunch the numbers myself but my algebra’s a bit rusty. You’ll do it? Fantastic. You guys truly are “the right stuff.” Oh, man, get it? Like the movie? Hello? Shit…

Special thanks to Andrew for alerting me to the greatest news in the history of, uh, news-alism.

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  1. Girly Girl

    Im a Girl and I can tell you this girl is SUPER HOT!! she is VERY PRETTY !!!

  2. I love the pink dress.

  3. troll

    FOIST YA JOIKS

  4. Superevil

    Skeet³

  5. drew

    First?

  6. TheBigDonkey

    Thanks for the heads up Girly Girl.

  7. Vince Lombardi

    She’s pretty for a nobody.

  8. Kevin

    Oh, my goodness… I think my penis just exploded.

  9. Girly Girl

    Dont pik on me. what im trying to say is that She is super hot and thas coming from me, me = girl. its not like im some 16 year old horny little boy who thinks everything is hot.

  10. Girly Girl

    Dont pik on me. what im trying to say is that She is super hot and thas coming from me, me = girl. its not like im some 16 year old horny little boy who thinks everything is hot.

  11. dan

    superficsh-she said she wants to have sex 24/7-but she didnt say with you. i would have thought that would make you depressed!

  12. chap

    she tries too hard. people are beautiful when they don’t try to be…

  13. becauseimjealous

    Not. Hot. Whore.

    Girly. Girl. Lesbian.

  14. Harry

    She goes to the Coffee Bean near my apartment with her BF, the SAved by the Bell guy. They always walk in with that JDF look, so I’m not surprised by this comment. Also, she doesn’t look this good in real life. Just another overly tatted up attractive girl. There are dozens hotter than her walking around my neighborhood, they’re just not famous.

  15. Jswole

    shes sooooooooooooo BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!

  16. Bitch

    Someone needs to change their tanning goggles.

  17. will

    What lame-ass poses!

  18. eric

    I wouldn’t kick her out of bed

  19. butterfly

    #14 he’s from 90210, not Saved By The Bell. I know..same difference. LOL

    She has a pretty face but the hair! It actually looks like she’s been in bed all day. Let’s cut some inches off that stringy mess okay?

  20. Jules

    Aw, she, like most of young hollywood, seems to have run into the fish lips look.

  21. Ted Mosby

    I’d hit that.

  22. Love her, the dress not so much.

    Takes guts for a woman to be so upfront about her sexuality!

    TheLostGirl

  23. Hot damn woman, where do the line form?

  24. Bob

    She should play Wonder Woman in the upcoming movie in 2009.

  25. Randal

    I don’t think anyone can forget Megan’s fine acting skills in Transformers, her most recent big screen hit. Her knowledge on fixing cars was absolute in the movie and played an integral part for the plot with Bumblebee.

    She’s also a great young lady becoming a woman and is still with Brian Austin Green, from 90210, an amazing show from the early 90′s.

    Good luck to you, you are a * in the making.

    Randal

  26. Jackson'shole

    The white dress is divine. Love. Her boobs look very fake in the pink dress. Implants or not?

  27. Over 40 Hottie

    Never heard of her but she looks sexy. I get multiple orgasms and I love sex all the time too and always have. My lover enjoys my come noises and stays hard and we do it for a long time and take cuddle breaks and then romp again.

  28. Erica

    Of course she does. Her vag is probably all stretched out and hanging down to her knees already from having so much sex. Sure, sex is niiice. But come on..that’s just dumb.

  29. Jackson

    She looks like she has natural breasts and a fit hot body unlike fat thigh and fat ass for a short chick Kim Kardaskank. I hate the way breast implants feel.

  30. Joe

    Boners at work… not good.

  31. Matt

    “My lover enjoys my come noises and stays hard and we do it for a long time and take cuddle breaks and then romp again.”

    Poor guy.

  32. johnson

    That’s such crap. Every girl that shows up in FHM/Maxim/Playboy says they just want to get humped all day long. All marketing spin, ’cause what guy is going to buy the magazine if she says “all I want to do is call my friends, watch SATC and ooh over SJP’s dress, and then get my nails done”? Answer: NOT ONE!

    Probably a lousy lay too.

  33. gobo

    She has a bitchy look about her.

  34. Andres

    Hate to burst your bubble Superfish, but this is exactly the type of bullshit her rep makes up to increase the interest in her…those interviews by hot bimbos on FHM, Maxim, etc are entirely made up by their PR people, (“oh, yeah, my fantasy is to have a three way”, “I can’t get enough sex”, blah blah, she’s catering to the horny 20-somethings that buy those stupid magazines… is the kind of mumbo jumbo you hear from people who know diddly squat about sex.

  35. Trover

    Based upon on all her tats, bet when she gets hammered this chick is one wild child. And I bet sex with her pretty crazy intense. Of course, she may be a psycho, but 1 good hump is all you need.

  36. Puddin' Taine

    There was an eruption on Mt. Kilaman-PuddinTaine, sources say several villagers were trapped under a viscous white liquid…

  37. emily

    does anyone else find it ironic that she has a marilyn tattoo and she is somewhat recreating one of her poses in pics 10 and 12

    like someone else said…she tries to hard

  38. Nathiest

    Yeah girls like sex too. And they too can get quite horny! I suggest hitting up a local night club. On any given night you can get laid. And yes you can be a total loser and she can be a total babe. Doesn’t matter if all she wants to do is fuck.

  39. I’d tap that ass until she passed out in a puddle of her own diarrhea.

  40. silverdollar

    Ugh she looks like one of those whores everyone went to high school with.

    BORING.

  41. Mike

    To call her common would be to flatter her. I’m not sure she even deserves the title of trash. She resembles a witch crossed with Butthead and is about as stupid as that combination would lead you to believe. “I like sex,” “I like sex,” wow, I am instantly compelled…

  42. TheFacts

    Typical overhyped skag…. Mediocre body… Lousy tattoos.. No talent… Take any stripclub USA and find a hotter chick than this… Enough with this broad already!

  43. isitin

    Tattoos, the stupidest invention since the pet rock.

  44. jack

    Randal and Jackson, please kill each other.

  45. Lio

    Isitin, you are a dumb @ss, if you believe that the Pet Rock was before tattoos your must be a real homo. tattoos are subcultural traits treading back thousands of years, as and art form, tradition, and cultural beliefs, thus making it a trait of mankind. but here comes little internet fagboy, and hating against tattoos, shows alot of mind and understanding that this brain cant come to cop, behind that thin skull.

    no pity no excuses to the ignorant.

    i guess good luck to ya, in all the ways, since that brain of yours probably wont let you live longer that 25 because of all the stupid it contains.

    megan fox is gorgeous!!!

  46. snarky

    She’s pretty, but she looks like she’s trying too hard to be Angelina Jolie. And Brian Austin Green??? I Always swore that guy was very gay; in a very George Michaels kind of way.

  47. my comment

    tattoos are ugly and trashy.

  48. jac

    she is pretty .. angelina jolie is beautiful

  49. diamond

    Triple Exthnics: Nathan Abrams on Jews in the American porn industry, Jewish Quarterly (UK), [print edition] 2005, p. 27-30

    “A story little told is that of Jews in Hollywood’s seedier cousin, the adult film industry. Perhaps we’d prefer that the ‘triple exthnics’ didn’t exist, but there’s no getting away from the fact that secular Jews played (and still continue to play) a disproportionate role throughout the adult film industry in America. Jewish involvement in pornography has a long history in the United States, as Jews have helped transform a fringe subculture into what has become a primary constituent of Americana. These are the ‘true blue’ Jews. Smut peddlers Jewish activity in the porn industry divides into two (sometimes overlapping) genres: pornographers and performers. Though Jews make up only two percent of the American population, they have been prominent in pornography. Many erotica dealers in the book trade between 1890 and 1940 were immigrant Jews of German origin …

  50. Ted from LA

    I once dated a woman who said she was a nymphomaniac. It turned out she wasn’t a nymphomaniac, but a kleptomaniac. I could tell because she kept stealing my shit.

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