Megan Fox starred in Transformers and your dreams

December 10th, 2007 // 120 Comments

Megan Fox attended the 7th Annual Breakthrough of the Year awards in Los Angeles. You might recognize her as the hot girl from Transformers. She’s definitely making something of mine transform. Yup, look at it go. Wait a minute. What the hell? Why did it change into a rice cooker? That’s not a monster boner like I was hinting at or even a tank. Awesome, wiener, you’ve made a fool out of me on the Internet. No, I don’t want some Uncle Ben’s. Don’t talk to me.

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  1. whatever

    With her around, every man’s cock is more than meets the eye!

  2. mklith

    i can’t wait til she dumps that “thug-chic” jew, brian austin green, for a more established jew like…alan horn, or for some shitface tv “actor.”

    sell out, baby, you’re beautiful while you’re young.

  3. mello ello

    pretty……..FAKE! she doesnt even look human!

  4. Barbie

    i love her eyebrows…so pretty…she has kind of a weird schnoz tho

  5. tim

    what are all of you crazy megan fox is way hotter and way more beautiful than angelina even when angelina was in her prime. angelina has the most disgusting lips plus angelina is way too rough looking.. and by the way angelina has tatoos too..

  6. Dr F.

    MAJOR BOTOX
    She should have got implants. She probably will, and will admit it and be proud of it, like Christina Aguilera. Just wait and see.

    The only reason she looks like Angelina is because she shaped her eyebrows the same. That is basically half of it.
    The other half is of course that she plumped her lips and has her hair the same as angelina in her ‘gothic’ type phase.
    It’s not hard to figure out, she doesn’t really look like her at all, but she is clearly trying to copy her.

  7. Dr F.

    oh, and the copy of the tattoos. Very similar type and placement.
    The, ” i’m a sexy dominatrix bitch ” pose also helps. So as you can see, a woman with a plan.
    But she somehow ended up looking tackier and trashier than Angelina ever did. Lets not forget though, that Angelina was (and arguably still is) very ugly back in the dark hair days.

  8. carlos

    This bitch has nasty skin, it’s porous and got those scars that look like moon craters (probably acne problem when she was a teen?) I dunno. Man, I was so sad. I wish I had never met her in person.

  9. lesbo

    Post her nipslip photos!

  10. Narcissist

    @21 I thought her and that New Zealand blond looked like genetically engineered super hotties in Transformers.

    Hopefully science will find away to completely erase the skanky diseased nastiness of tattoos.

    Is she still marrying Brian Austin Green? I heard they met at MyFifteenMinutesareOver.com

    @28 “she’s a bad actress…She comes off cold and boring.”
    It touched my heart when she said “I’ll drive, you shoot”…I was crying on the floor. Also when she said “I am so not your little buddy”.

    OLD PICTURE FORMAT!!!

  11. andrew

    I personally think angelina is way more takier then megan.. plus I think megan is hotter as well but that is just my opinion though.. But you have to admit megan has a better body than angelina..

  12. andrew

    I personally think angelina is way more takier then megan.. plus I think megan is hotter as well but that is just my opinion though.. But you have to admit megan has a better body than angelina..

  13. andrew

    I personally think angelina is way more takier then megan.. plus I think megan is hotter as well but that is just my opinion though.. But you have to admit megan has a better body than angelina..

  14. andrew

    I personally think angelina is way more takier then megan.. plus I think megan is hotter as well but that is just my opinion though.. But you have to admit megan has a better body than angelina..

  15. Lila

    She is a pretty woman, but if she is only 20, she better get away with looking hot now while she can, her days are numbered…

  16. SHE IS AN elegant babe, gals at http://pinkmingle.com appreciate her very much, so do I..erer.LOL

  17. Caroline

    Wow what happened to her face…

  18. Who Cares

    There are only two places on a girl’s body that’ll look sexy with a tattoo on it, and that’s the lower back (common) and above the ankle a bit. Girls with too many tattoos tend to be less attractive since they’re covering up their natural beauty with ink. Anyways, as far as Megan Fox goes, she doesn’t look that good at all in those photos, she was definitely hot in Transformers or when she’s on tv, but so far this still photo of her screams “NEXXT”.

  19. Keira

    Uhh get this slut proactive and a buffet, ASAP.

    http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jj1/2007/06/transformers-premiere/megan-fox-transformers-premiere-01.jpg

    If boney rib cages and craters in your skin are hot…then get me some oil to rub on my face and let me become anorexic

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