Megan Fox starred in Transformers and your dreams

December 10th, 2007 // 120 Comments

Megan Fox attended the 7th Annual Breakthrough of the Year awards in Los Angeles. You might recognize her as the hot girl from Transformers. She’s definitely making something of mine transform. Yup, look at it go. Wait a minute. What the hell? Why did it change into a rice cooker? That’s not a monster boner like I was hinting at or even a tank. Awesome, wiener, you’ve made a fool out of me on the Internet. No, I don’t want some Uncle Ben’s. Don’t talk to me.

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  1. LadyJane

    I’d lick her like a lollipop…………

  2. Dino

    Damn, she’s got a long neck.

    Not a complaint, but it really is quite long.

  3. D. Richards (Surgeon.)

    She’s got problems. Who doesn’t, right? But this girl has those “you’re not listening to me-let me slice your fucking throat” problems. Manic depression – - bi-polar, whatever they’re calling it these days. You know those chicks: they show up at your place late and tell you about how their last boyfriend abused them but they love him and they can’t live without his sorry ass and what do you think I should do You’re really nice (tongue) don’t say that (why?) it’s making me want you. Just fucking stay away from this whore.

    Pretty girl. Black nail polish. Uni-brow. Marilyn Monroe tattooed on the forearm. Die goth-slut!

    I’m kidding. I’d “hit” it. I’m male and easy. And a contradiction.

  4. deez nuts on your chin

    she’s hot and stupid. is she still banging that has been brian austin green?

  5. Ted from LA

    #39,
    You just proved that chivalry is not dead.

  6. Does anyone have real boobs anymore?

  7. George Best

    Men dont hang out with 20 yr olds because their worried about what their tattoos or face will look like in 15-20 yrs. That problem is for the guy that marries them after she had more sex Pam Anderson. It just costs extra for a young hot chick.

    As for Brian Austin Green, someone please tell me how he scores these chicks. He has dated some of the hottest women in Hollywood and is a total douchebag.

  8. Shanipie

    I know a girl who looks very similar to her…well her face anyways. She is white trash and has that skank look perminantly tattooed on her mug, just like this girl.

  9. Shanipie

    I know a girl who looks very similar to her…well her face anyways. She is white trash and has that skank look perminantly tattooed on her mug, just like this girl.

  10. lisa

    I agree with comment 4 so much. Bring the old photo format back PLEEEEASE!

  11. heather

    she still looks great here, but WOW nothing compared to how she looked in transformers. i guess that’s what happens when you have an entire major movie crew making you look good.

  12. Dude

    My left hand is Transforming into a jar of lube..and my right into something like a catchers glove, only fleshier..EErrr EEeewm ooooEEr eeeeEERR.

  13. Dude

    Now all I need is to Transform into a towel or something….Got Allspark everywhere…

  14. Michael Vick should DIE

    Trying to be Jolie – and failing, smallest breast implant I have ever seen. She must be fried egg to get implants so small.

  15. @ 59 - learn how to SPELL

    @59 PERMANENT – white trash person unable to spell = 59 aka Shanipie.

  16. Ed

    I was so excited to get her Maxim issue.

    Then I saw the God-awful tattoos she has. Ugly as sin, I tell ya.

  17. Nikk

    I quite fancy her.

  18. KiminCA

    She’s an Angelina Jolie wannabe with bad skin and ridiculous tats.

  19. Miserable Bastard

    I actually like the tattoo on her forearm. While you’re nailing Megan, you can glance over at it, let your mind wander, and imagine you’re banging Marilyn Monroe. I’ll bet you could get her to yell out “Slide, DiMaggio!!!” and/or whisper “Happy birthday, Mr. President…” in your ear while you’re at it.

  20. ella

    wow, that one great looking 40-something year old woman

  21. Missystar

    Bad skin, white trash tattoos, can’t dress for shit, prematurely aged. Next!

  22. everyoneisdumb

    1. why are you all bashing chicks with tats? tats on chicks are HOT, guys with tats are not.
    2. most of you with tattoo comments are retarded, STFU!
    3. she is ugly and needs to eat something
    4. have you seen her fingers in transformers?!?! ewwwwwwww stubby little nubs with disgusting little short fingernails. blehhhhhhh

  23. everyoneisdumb

    1. why are you all bashing chicks with tats? tats on chicks are HOT, guys with tats are not.
    2. most of you with tattoo comments are retarded, STFU!
    3. she is ugly and needs to eat something
    4. have you seen her fingers in transformers?!?! ewwwwwwww stubby little nubs with disgusting little short fingernails. blehhhhhhh

  24. Ted from LA

    #73 and 74,
    Good points. You’ve convinced me to get a tattoo of a dead person on my arm. I’d like to take a poll from the Fishsters to decide:
    A. which dead person I should have needled into my arm.
    B. whether I should have said dead person appear dead or alive.
    and finally, if it is the former from B., should she appear
    C. embalmed or unembalmed.

    Thanks in advance for your votes! This is exciting.

  25. jill

    she’s gorgeous, but here she looks 40. she needs less makeup, tons less makeup, and better applied. she’s so beautiful, a fresh face would show her off.

  26. da

    #31 honey, if you where with someone like Megan Fox I doubt you would be picky.

  27. NOW THIS CHICK PUTS KRISTEN BELL TO SHAAAAAME! god DAMN she is so fing hot. makes kristen look like some ho-hum midwesterner

  28. M-Box

    V you’re totally right!

    MORE OF THIS FOX ON SUPERFICIAL PLEASE!!!!

  29. Jillzy

    By no means ugly, but man, i want to smack that cunty little look off her face. Tats are cool if they’re done right. Hers scream poser. And i never got the whole “idolizing” Marilyn Monroe thing. Sure, she was famous and popular, but you idolize a woman who was a a useless, slutty bimbo who died (was murdered??) before the age of 40? Nice…

  30. dill-hole

    i’d love to see any dickface capping on this girl turn her down if she offered to buy you a drink.

    you’d all bang her and you know it (clap your hands)

  31. LayDeeBug

    80 which goes to show how unoriginal these little sacks of shit are. Nothing original these days. All show, pose, re-run, lemme bite all that I can and run with it. Posers – you hit the nail on the head.

  32. LayDeeBug

    81 – But that would never happen will it, because cunts like this don’t talk to regular decent guys.

    So SHADDAP!

  33. cookie monsta

    Dear Ted from LA, I think an Anna Nicole tattoo would be totally awesome (yawn) my vote goes to dead imagery, you know with that rabid drool, just a head shot of her, and I think the same placement is good for you also, lower arm, inside or out is fine with me. TRY it in henna first, sure tattoos are cool, but they are forever, as this vapid fool would know, I’m sick of hers already, imagine how she feels.

  34. Lys

    She’s got a fucking marilyn monroe face on her arm. I mean, this girl has taste… yeah

  35. Dan

    She’s cute, but I wouldn’t say she’s hot, unless your standards aren’t very high.
    At least she looks better than Jessica Alba who is showing up in the background looking like a gay dude (now that’s an overrated chick).

  36. Laughing God

    I agree with 4 you need to go back to the old format. I am all thumbs trying to navigate these pictures AND work myself into a frenzy. Hey! Does she have HVS 2 like the Ms. Alba in the photo behind her? Maybe they can start a support group!

  37. Chris

    Stop insulting Angelina Jolie saying this chick looks like her. This chick only wishes… she’s not even 0.1% as hot or as beautiful as Angelina is. Angelina is a fucking goddess and the day someone near as hot or beautiful as her comes around they’ll make history.
    But this chick… another overrated chick, anyone? BTW, I don’t think she’s that hot at all, I wouldn’t even say she’s hot, but Superfish calls anything that’s not ugly “hot”.

  38. Gorgeous girl and a great actress. If she keeps her head on straight, she should have an amazing and long career.

  39. tom

    in my book she is still the sexiest girl in the world.. what is that under her armpits whatever it is it would not stop me from having armpit sex with her.. she has the most geourgeous eyes..

  40. 89- your just bitter because you wont ever be able to fuck her OR angelina

  41. Blackdagger Brotherhood,

    This “girl” is not all that attractive, she has that whole “i know im the shit” look and thats sooo not attractive. Those tats, they gotta go tats are so gross on girls, her face looks too greasy, nostrils too big, no nice body. Angelina Jolie way better looking. Megan watever has poser written all over, her poses are just stupid, and she wasnt all that hot in transformers. So watevers, whoever wants to bang this chick, just go buy a prostitude instead, she felt up some guy’s dick in PUBLIC and got caught, wat a friggin dumbass. Yea and dont give me the PDA bull, thats so not “affection” just a shit load of slutty lust. I wouldnt tap this chick if it cost me my life.

  42. Blackdagger Brotherhood Chick

    This “girl” is not all that attractive, she has that whole “i know im the shit” look and thats sooo not attractive. Those tats, they gotta go tats are so gross on girls, her face looks too greasy, nostrils too big, no nice body. Angelina Jolie way better looking. Megan watever has poser written all over, her poses are just stupid, and she wasnt all that hot in transformers. So watevers, whoever wants to bang this chick, just go buy a prostitude instead, she felt up some guy’s dick in PUBLIC and got caught, wat a friggin dumbass. Yea and dont give me the PDA bull, thats so not “affection” just a shit load of slutty lust. I wouldnt tap this chick if it cost me my life.

  43. ben

    she has midget thumbs… which isn’t hot.

  44. sindiva

    she’s sexy, that’s about it. she poses a lot, like she cannot just be natural.

    and people say she’s the new angelina!!no way. something lacks in her presence. she also seems so aware of her attractiveness. trying too hard with the posing? it’s annoying.

  45. Monkey Man

    She makes my pants feel tight in the front. Oh wait, my keyboard fell down the front of my pants. Ah, that’s better! Anyway, she’s kinda cute.

  46. foxf%@*$er

    #18
    haha sheep lard…

    Banged a fox once. PETA got pissed and made a lame video about it

  47. toam

    Nice body, I saw her photos on an online dating club sugarmommymeet.com. It is a famous site amony rich women. They are wandering on the site for looking for their handsomen sugar babies.

  48. she tastes like glossy paper.

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