Megan Fox starred in Transformers and your dreams

December 10th, 2007 // 120 Comments

Megan Fox attended the 7th Annual Breakthrough of the Year awards in Los Angeles. You might recognize her as the hot girl from Transformers. She’s definitely making something of mine transform. Yup, look at it go. Wait a minute. What the hell? Why did it change into a rice cooker? That’s not a monster boner like I was hinting at or even a tank. Awesome, wiener, you’ve made a fool out of me on the Internet. No, I don’t want some Uncle Ben’s. Don’t talk to me.

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  1. JagedNS

    uncle bens…..tee hee hee……where the heck is everyone?

  2. Caligula

    I love this fucking skank.

  3. Gaffla

    She was hot in transformers … but in real life, based on these pictures, she’s not that hot. Besides, she looks too old for her age. If this is her under 20, imagine what she’d look like when she hits 30.

  4. Jac

    Fourth…LOL… Please go back to the older photo format. It takes to long to get to the spankter photo’s….

  5. stone cold boner

    as IF that is the first (FIRTS) time that your wiener made a fool outta you…..

  6. Mr Semprini

    Had her when she was 14. No big deal…

  7. Z

    use an

  8. Z

    i mean… IFRAME

  9. GEE

    FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Single ugliest TATS ever.

  10. Spinnaker

    Who cares what she looks like when she’s 30, we all need to hit that now.
    I hope she isn’t one of those girls who pose sexy & badass, while she’s actually crap in bed & prude. You know what I’m talking about?

  11. ann

    she is so hottt!!!!

    but she does look older then 20

  12. Tommy Cho

    Dude! She totally rocked in “Tomb Raider”…
    What!! That´s not Angelina??

  13. TheBigDonkey

    Those tattoos are terrible…why would you ever get a tattoo like that on your lower arm? I can understand maybe as a tramp stamp or something, but lower arm just screams “I’M INCREDIBLY WEIRD AND MOST LIKELY A SKANK”

  14. isitin

    Those tattoos are terrible. She will regret getting those in a few years.

  15. Is it redundant to say “she’s a fox”?

  16. V

    Hey, check out Angelina 2.0: less kids, more hotness. Definitely improved.

  17. Tonka

    Listen up.

    Forearm tats on women are ugly. Case closed.

    The only way it works if it’s part of a full sleeve and you’re a badass-type alterna-chick that can pull off it off.

    p.s. Only female musicians should do the tat-of-famous-person’s-face. Actresses? Never.

  18. fergernauster

    She is damn near perfect, and she knows it (even though her lips have been injected with sheep lard or whatever they use these days on Hollywood chix. Just check her older pics; lips are as thin as…)

  19. L.Linus

    Everyone hates the tats and they are right. Most people who get them never think they’re going to get old. The skin changes and it looks real bad and you can’t fix it. Megan is very hot, but in the future those tats will look real bad!!

  20. Brinkman

    The fact that this chick is engaged to that she-man Brian Austin Green ruins her hotness for me. I’d be less disgusted if she did donkey shows in her personal life.

  21. p911gt10c

    She’s not the hot one from Transformers, that blond Aussie was the hot one, she got buried by the hype over Megan Fox.

  22. Gerald_Tarrant

    Brian’s a cool kid. He bought a couple classic Vespas from me years ago for him and then girlfriend Vanessa.

    This chick however is “hot, however”. The however is that her staying power is suspect. Sure she’s hot now at 20-21, but as previously stated, it’s a downhill ride from here.

    Kat Von D rocks the arm tats like no other.

  23. syle

    She is really stunning… She looks so hot in that pictures. BTW, have u guys seen her on a millionaire site MeetRich.com? I heard of this around the internet.

  24. syle

    She is really stunning… She looks so hot in that pictures. BTW, have u guys seen her on a millionaire site MeetRich.com? I heard of this around the internet.

  25. syle

    She is really stunning… She looks so hot in that pictures. BTW, have u guys seen her on a millionaire site MeetRich.com? I heard of this around the internet.

  26. Auntie Kryst

    She was in Transformers? What kind of car does she turn into? I bet it’s a hot car.

  27. RENEE...

    I’ve seen other pics where I thought she was pretty but here she’s grossing me out for some reason. Maybe its because I can see right up her flaring giant nostrils. Ick. And she seems to be trying too hard to keep up with the “look at me, I look like Angelina Jolie and I’m a bad ass edgy chick” look. Blah. And transformers was pretty gay; I was not impressed.

  28. LayDeeBug

    I couldn’t wait for a post about this hag. I CAN’T STAND her. She never closed her mouth, she’s a bad actress, she’s all “Oh I’m hot” and it makes me sick…I don’t deny that she has a cute body but there was NO chemistry on screen..She comes off cold and boring.

  29. secybitch

    Absolutely fucking gorgeous. Better than anyone else out there right now (Hayden P.? No thanks.) I do agree though that forearm tats are ugly on any woman, and a sleeve is the worst ever.

  30. LayDeeBug

    #21 – THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I SAID.

  31. cow tipper

    she’s hot but…i kinda found a flaw in her…hells yeah i’m a picky son of a bitch…
    sorry but i’m sticking to Hayden Panettiere…

  32. Chauncey Gardner

    I guess she’s okay in a pornstar kind of way, but she always looks like she fell asleep in Lohan’s tanning bed. She’ll be a Coach purse in no time. I liked the blonde Aussie twat in TRANSFORMERS better.

  33. Gaffla

    @21 I totally agree, I found the aussie (is she?) hotter than Megan. The accent was definitely a bonus too!

    @27 Transformers gay? Impossible! I don’t think robots practice sexuality like humans. They just come out of assembly lines or something, I don’t know. But if transformers were straight you’d be impressed? Blatant discrimination! I liked the movie, they didn’t do as bad as I thought they would (which is not the case with most hollywood sci-fi movies).

  34. MarkB

    President of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee

  35. Superbad

    I want to eat this whole slut up…and ask for seconds..

  36. Superbad

    I want to eat this whole slut up…and ask for seconds..

  37. Superbad

    I want to eat this whole slut up…and ask for seconds..

  38. raven

    @26
    Megan Fox doesnt turn into a car,
    she is just some hot girl that Shia’s character likes.

  39. lentista

    man she has a greasey face… could cook some eggs on that face….. but il still fuck her, and after iam done with her puss would look like it got runn’ed over by a simi – truck………..lol

  40. Ript1&0

    Goddamn it, I don’t know who the hell this is either.

    I really need to get my head out of my ass and start paying attention to what’s important, huh? Like people who are a decade younger than me standing around in dresses. At least give me something to rip on, man, damn.

    (PS = & yes, #10, I know what you’re talking about. It’s kinda like really being into a guy and getting to the point where you find out they’ve got a small dick. NOW what do you do??? Cause you know you like them…..)

  41. LA Ink - Kat

    Her tattoos are terrible. She should come over to our place during the show, of course, and I’ll fix them up for free. The old Movie Star one is just too dated and really needs some work. On the other hand, I could give her the phone numbers of a few plastic surgeons and dermatologists that could remove them for her, leaving terrible scars, of course.

  42. Donkey Ass

    She will be used up in a few years. Pass…

  43. Marc

    I WOULD SO LOVE to give this hot bitch a good ride on my you know what.

    SHE really needs it!

  44. shaggy

    she looked much older in the movie. a 40 year old playing a high school teenager. shyeah right. she looks fine here though. greasey, but fine. like french fries. *drool*

  45. Jill

    YOU HAVE no dik asshole!

  46. steve

    Alba in the background is looking awfully homely compared to Megan.

  47. LayDeeBug

    Any bets on whether this cooze knows Marylin Monroes real name? 10 to 1 says she doesn’t.

  48. shallow val

    Honestly, I liked Transformers and LaBeouf is great, but there was absolutely no chemistry between them at all. None. Watch it again and you’ll see.

    Yes, the Aussie chick was great. All non-american actresses are usually very good. I wish I could say that about our actressess….well some of them are still good.

  49. victor

    Nice body!!! So hot! It is said that she has more hot pics on uniformedmatch.com. That must be a nice site.

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