Megan Fox should do things to or near me

August 14th, 2009 // 130 Comments

Here’s Megan Fox walking into the Hotel Casa del Mar last night wearing a form-fitting dress, and she kind of reminds me of a young Jennifer Connelly who probably just cried after reading those words. Crying’s not going to reverse the effects of time. Unless you take your shirt off. Hey, I didn’t invent the rules of science. I just enforce them.


  1. Yasmin

    Do ne of u look like her???

    i dont think sooo get a lifee…

  2. Laugh

    You guys amuse me. A dream come true for any marketing exec. This, little ones, is how her stylist dressed her, and that, is how her makeup artist painted her face, and the other, is how her hair dresser styled her hair…and what you don’t see…is her agent telling her: “unless you want to suck cock under the table to get more acting jobs, you better change your image”. Folks, this is not her. What you see is a team of people putting a lot of effort to make look like a lady. There’s no buzz about this girl in the industry. Everyone knows exactly where her place is…to be made up and made over to fool people like you;) and it works like a charm! And all it took was a few photo ops in public. Cute cute cute…

  3. Blech

    @ Laugh: Perfectly put. Thanks for teaching these children a lesson.

    I’d also like to add that Fox looked cuter and younger pre-surgical enhancements such as collagen injections, nose and boob jobs and dark hair coloring– all the things she’ll have to maintain for so long as she wishes to remain… like this.

    Sad…

  4. Shot Laugh

    Her agent doesn’t threaten her with sex, maybe yours does or did or maybe you knew someone or maybe you heard a thing. In the real world people get fired for sexualy threatening people. In the real world people get left in a dumpster when they annoy the wrong person. Ugly fucks like you only think you manipulate others. The world does not revolve around you.

  5. Marc

    Sigh…..Beautiful as always. And this time very classy looking.

  6. Blech

    @ Shot Laugh: In the real world, it is very, very difficult to prove inappropriate advances from big-shots, especially when one doesn’t have the means nor protection/defense to carry on a case. And in the real world, some folks do things that they don’t really want to do in order to be where they want to be, immediately.

    Welcome.

  7. woman

    i love u fati. thankyou

  8. rosy

    @ 91

    how do i sound like a four year old? i was only saying thanks! haha

  9. J.

    Hide those Thumbs Megan hide those ugly thumbs.

  10. Fas(c)hionista

    She makes my nuts crawl back up into my abdomen.
    Gross.

  11. IKE

    I thought this was a magazine shot…not an everyday real-life. She looks incredible!
    109 & 110 you’re homos….maybe just the same homo posting twice, but gay nonetheless. She could have NO thumbs and still look better than any girl you’ve even brushed up against in passing.
    Just my two cents.

  12. Kate

    When I first saw her back when her name started to become famous with Transformers 1, I thought she was beautiful. Now I’m so sick of her, because of all the over exposure and lack of personality she has. She’s an awful actress and I don’t care who you are, beauty will only get you so far if you don’t have shit for acting talent. She is no Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Connely, they actually have talent and are known for more than being ‘pretty”. Plus she comes off as extremely egotistical and full of herself in her interviews and well, no one likes a girl that stuck up her own ass and thinks it smells like goddamn roses. Frankly, I’m just sick of her. Little less posting of Megan “Soulless mass produced” Fox.

  13. Farting lady Coe

    well normally dont like that bitch ,but admitt that she looks ok here

  14. Caroline

    She looks like those women on the covers of romance novels with the long flowing dark hair against porcelain skin and delicate facial features.
    Megan start looking for roles in historical period films. You have the perfect look for those types of roles.

  15. el ces

    Transformers was alright, but she’d be great as a villain.

    Imagine her robbing banks or with martial arts.

  16. joeamma

    she looks like snow white here.

  17. Just complete appearance.

  18. Her appearance is so beautiful and so complete.

  19. She dressed up perfect.

  20. She dressed up perfect.

  21. Megan Fox! Woow.. “For me personally, I feel like God created the body, and the body is beautiful”

  22. megan is my girl she’s very hot…

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