Megan Fox should do things to or near me

August 14th, 2009 // 130 Comments

Here’s Megan Fox walking into the Hotel Casa del Mar last night wearing a form-fitting dress, and she kind of reminds me of a young Jennifer Connelly who probably just cried after reading those words. Crying’s not going to reverse the effects of time. Unless you take your shirt off. Hey, I didn’t invent the rules of science. I just enforce them.

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Comments (130)

  1. The 'A' Man | August 14, 2009 at 4:06 pm

    First :)

    I wanna fuck Megan Fox!!!

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  2. miau | August 14, 2009 at 4:10 pm

    hmmmm her face looks different than usual…

    miau

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  3. All Women Stalker | August 14, 2009 at 4:11 pm

    She looks great here. For a change.

    -meream

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  4. anon | August 14, 2009 at 4:11 pm

    I fucked her back in high school. I figured she fucked like a mad bitch but alas no. BORING LAY ALERT! BORING LAY ALERT!

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  5. circumcized jew boy | August 14, 2009 at 4:12 pm

    this stupid cunt is completely useless and boring with her clothes on. what is the point of looking her if you cant see her meat curtains? what a waste of a bitch.

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  6. Jennifer is hotter | August 14, 2009 at 4:12 pm

    Jennifer Connelly is much hotter, even being much older. 20 years from now people are going to be saying: Samantha who? Oh, you mean that old tattooed tramp who couldn’t act? Whatever happened to her?

    And Jennifer will still be making movies, and probably looking great in them.

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  7. april | August 14, 2009 at 4:12 pm

    she wishes she were jennifer connelly

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  8. ROUGH Daddy | August 14, 2009 at 4:14 pm

    Its a shame, a stunning woman like Jennifer Connelly can just be replaced in Hollywood…

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  9. Shamus O'Hara | August 14, 2009 at 4:14 pm

    Most beautiful women on the planet .
    Will never understand ruining beauty with tattoos

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  10. IRON TWAT | August 14, 2009 at 4:18 pm

    @1 – you’d fuck a pot roast if there was a hole in it.

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  11. deddog | August 14, 2009 at 4:21 pm

    BORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRING

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  12. sizzle | August 14, 2009 at 4:22 pm

    I really don’t find her all that attractive. She looks like if I touched her she’d be sticky….that’s a turn off.

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  13. Hydro74 | August 14, 2009 at 4:22 pm

    Quick – name two movies besides Transformers 1 and 2 that feature Megan Fox!

    Fuck her … I’m officially tired of her. No nudity in movies = no interest. Because … why?

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  14. GM | August 14, 2009 at 4:23 pm

    Yeah shes hot but im kinda getting sick of her. Always talking bout some stupid shit its like…
    “Shut Up Or Get Naked”
    U know??
    And her tits are kinda gross
    and so r her hideous thumbs
    and those lame tattz
    and…

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  15. anon | August 14, 2009 at 4:24 pm

    I fucked pot roast with a hole in it back in high school. I figured it fucked like megan fox, but alas no. GREAT LAY ALERT! GREAT LAY ALERT!

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  16. Huckleberry Hashimoto | August 14, 2009 at 4:26 pm

    I really wish Fish would get over his mad crush on her. I think it’s starting to affect his journalistic objectivity.

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  17. farles chew | August 14, 2009 at 4:27 pm

    Notice that the distance between her nips and hips is LONGER than the distance from her hips to knees. She has a bizarre physique, and a pointy ass. But if you go in for that, power to you, whatever parks your limo.

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  18. Taz | August 14, 2009 at 4:33 pm

    those lips would look so good around my cock

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  19. TickledAnalanous | August 14, 2009 at 4:37 pm

    Getting very tired of this tatted tramp. Obviously these pictures were taken by a surveillance doe (no shadoes). Very dullanous.

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  20. Amy | August 14, 2009 at 4:37 pm

    She is so beautiful. That is all.

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  21. laura | August 14, 2009 at 4:38 pm

    damn, she’s gorgeous! LOVE her shoes <3

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  22. Danklin | August 14, 2009 at 4:40 pm

    She’s so fucking hot!

    Jesus christ can they put one more fucking ad on this website that makes scrolling down the page any fucking slower? im going to stop coming here if it doesnt get better.

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  23. megan fox has aids | August 14, 2009 at 4:42 pm

    Nose job. Lip injections. Boob job. Can’t act. PPPLLLEEEAAAASSSEEE can we turn our attention to someone more worthy?

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  24. Randal | August 14, 2009 at 4:44 pm

    Megan is gorgeous and she is one of my favorite women to watch out for. Her appearance at the Hotel Casa del Mar delivered some of that fantastic trademark Megan Fox style, which makes for a deadly combination! I love this Grecian inspired Herve L. Leroux dress and no one pulls off Grecian goddess style like Megan.

    Randal

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  25. Nick | August 14, 2009 at 4:44 pm

    She’s hot but she reminds me of Sasha Grey

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  26. dude | August 14, 2009 at 4:45 pm

    dammit where’s the ass shots!!!!!

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  27. Nameless | August 14, 2009 at 4:50 pm

    Wow…she must not know she was being photographed. She’s doesn’t have her mouth open, tongue sticking out and flashing her “nut on me” gaze.

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  28. Harold^Sick | August 14, 2009 at 4:55 pm

    This recent media obsession with Megan Fox is beyond strange. Must be a viral marketing thing, or something. She’s very plain looking, no flavor at all. I’ve seen better looking girls at the bus stop, with no personal stylist or make up on.

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  29. cali | August 14, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    She looks beautiful here. Her stylist has done wonders for her…making her look classier. Her skin’s still gross though, full of moles and patchy but when she’s made up like this, she looks like a doll: a boring but pretty doll. Now let’s just hope she doesn’t open her mouth. please.

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  30. Erica | August 14, 2009 at 5:23 pm

    Agreed with whoever said Fish’s obsessive fanboyism over Megan Fox is taking its toll on the journalistic objectivity of this site.

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  31. Galtacticus | August 14, 2009 at 5:29 pm

    What do we think folks? I think she’s a very charismatic beauty.This one is going to stay in power.

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  32. straight man | August 14, 2009 at 5:39 pm

    Once again, very boring. Yet she tries so hard to be exciting, so what gives?

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  33. Web Hosting Reviews | August 14, 2009 at 5:39 pm

    She’s really a beautiful actress.
    This seems that she bad comments really doesn’t fit for her.

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  34. Maximus Erectus | August 14, 2009 at 5:50 pm

    Goddamn. This chick is hot as all fuck. That’s all there is to it.

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  35. Wait, What? | August 14, 2009 at 5:56 pm

    Too Bad Megan Fox is really a man…

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  36. KG | August 14, 2009 at 6:41 pm

    Is there an actual woman behind that frozen painted china face? Hard to tell.

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  37. toe thumbs | August 14, 2009 at 6:57 pm

    the tattoos on her arms really class up the look of her outfit, i must say.

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  38. toe thumbs | August 14, 2009 at 6:58 pm

    the tattoos on her arms really class up the look of her outfit, i must say.

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  39. Rudy | August 14, 2009 at 7:13 pm

    Most women get the fake tee-otts for the clothes…

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  40. Parker | August 14, 2009 at 7:14 pm

    I’d like to stir her hot fudgepot with my stick.

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  41. girl | August 14, 2009 at 8:07 pm

    She is so gorgeous, and I know a lot of girls don’t like her,
    but I do. I think she’s honest and beautiful. I have a lot
    of the same opinions as her, and I’m glad that she does
    what she thinks is right/best and doesn’t apologise for
    what she feels. I’m glad she has opinions and isn’t
    afraid to share them – in a non-threataning way.

    I don’t know how anybody can find her anything but
    beautiful.

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  42. plastic is new hot | August 14, 2009 at 8:25 pm

    fake bitch needs more plastic surgery to look even more plastic.

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  43. lori | August 14, 2009 at 9:14 pm

    Looks like a cheap mannequin. And trashy. I’m offended that someone used her name and Jennifer Connolly’s in the same sentence.

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  44. Dweezel | August 14, 2009 at 9:15 pm

    Jennifer Connolly is still much better looking than, and much more talented than, whoever in the fuck this bitch is.

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  45. toomerailia | August 14, 2009 at 9:52 pm

    Dita, FTW!!

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  46. Meh | August 14, 2009 at 9:52 pm

    This bitch has nothing on Jennifer Connelly.

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  47. Dread not | August 14, 2009 at 9:56 pm

    Megan Fox should do things ON me. Is that TMI?

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  48. vito | August 14, 2009 at 11:32 pm

    Excuse me, #6…Who the fuck is Samantha?

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  49. meme | August 15, 2009 at 12:50 am

    such a shame she has those ugly tattoos on her arms. She’s such a pretty girl.

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  50. aliknievel | August 15, 2009 at 1:02 am

    She’s hot but she still looks like a robot. Only now she looks like a Jennifer Connelly model and not an Angelina Jolie one. Nice upgrade.

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