Megan Fox should do things to or near me

The Superficial / August 14, 2009

Here’s Megan Fox walking into the Hotel Casa del Mar last night wearing a form-fitting dress, and she kind of reminds me of a young Jennifer Connelly who probably just cried after reading those words. Crying’s not going to reverse the effects of time. Unless you take your shirt off. Hey, I didn’t invent the rules of science. I just enforce them.